Paige Turner Poet Limerick

Poop Pain

As I live and as I breath
Constipation makes me heave
The pain just makes me cry
No matter what I try
My poo's stuck, I do believe

I simply don’t have the luck
In my gut my poo is stuck
The smell that’s from my bum
Makes your nose rather numb
It’s worse than a garbage truck

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Linda Alice Fowler July 15, 2023 at 1:03 PM Funny one Paige - congrats! :)

Andrea Dietrich July 6, 2023 at 10:52 PM By the way. Is that your real name?? So cool

Andrea Dietrich July 6, 2023 at 10:50 PM There is a secret to getting rid of it. Good ones. Congrats

Terry Flood July 6, 2023 at 3:45 PM Dear Paige.,, you’re not kidding… it is definitely worse than ANY garbage truck……….. or so I’m told… by a friend…. er… ex friend (phew, I think I got away with that one). Congrats on your poopy write. Terry

Jan Allison July 4, 2023 at 4:30 PM Your poem is hilariarse Paige!!!Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart June 26, 2023 at 12:00 PM LOL! This is awesome! Hilarious too. I broke half the bones in my body at once, and from what I remember, from the pain killers the worst pain was having to poo!

David Fisher June 24, 2023 at 5:55 AM Eww, this sounds like a winner!

Kim Rodrigues June 23, 2023 at 2:04 PM Worse then a garbage truck is when I went into the woods outhouse…phooey and run for the hills. Good one!