Short Clerk Poems

Clerk
deliberately rude
loses customer...

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all over town
theyer are around
some like to clown
to kept 
you alert
our
CLERK...

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So relaxed late Sunday night
  How can I go back to work...

At my desk, a familiar sight
  My garb's now that of a clerk......

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Well, I'll be a son of a gun!
Our Filing Clerk is having fun!
She stopped her chores
And dropped her drawers
Who knew the Accountant could run?...

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He was hit with a healthy fine
That drove him out of his mind
He attacked the clerk
Who called him a jerk
Then assumed that everything was fine...

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There was a young girl from Japan 
Whose name was Suzanna Tienshan 
She didn’t wanna work 
Her whole life as a clerk 
So she married a dirty old man....

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a woman who stood four foot two

went shopping to buy some shampoo

with shoppers aghast

a snob clerk let blast

madam what a meager hairdo.
...

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A clerk nags her workers all day
Until her face got stuck in some clay
Knew pottery was produce
She called for a truce
Then gave them a joyful playday...

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The bank clerk filed a complaint
Because her boss tried to acquaint
Himself with her boobs
Felt he had nothing to lose
So, she tied him up with restraint...

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a recurring dream a hilltop

taking my pug to a pet shop

his hair moist and long

think i somethings wrong

the clerk blurts out your pets a mop.
...

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In mind fields lost memories lurk
To find them a short cut might work
If thoughts can't unblock
Find them with a....tick....tock
Hypnosis is a keen file clerk...

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When it's not right the clerk gripes
But now cards have chips and mag stripes
To swype or insert
If done wrong it can hurt
Like partners who don't know their pipes...

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He went to rob a bank,
With knickers on his head.
The clerk was rather frank:
 ‘I hope they’re clean,’ she said.



Based on a true story - I don't think he was ever caught....

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Luke was asked to pay a luxury tax
Or else the clerk would confiscate his sax
  On the verge of fury
  Luke chilled, said, 'Don't worry'
'That sax? ~ merely a harmless, blunt-edge axe...

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Economy On To Spur

With many people we may have to confer;
So that on our economy are able to spur;
Together work,
Including clerk,
But both offense and defense must concur.

Jim Horn...

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CEO Andrew Sykes took a social crash dive
he asked a clerk when her baby would arrive.
"I'm not pregnant!" she exclaimed
her face was red and inflamed.
'Tis a miracle he fled her presence alive....

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lone office clerk Bud
Bud's apartment lent for trysts-
Fran... shut up and deal






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com...

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A novice pet store clerk named Keatcue
Was told by a client to have a Shih-Tzu.
The clerk thought that a personal smear,
And barked insults into the client’s ear
Thus putting himself into deep Shih-Tzu doo....

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Work,
A  jerk,
Born to irk,
We cannot shirk,
Manager  or  clerk, 
He makes us go berserk,
In  every  corner  he'll  lurk,
Well then, what's his positive perk?
Payday brings on our faces - a SMIRK.


11.07.19...

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Over and over
Again and again
Echo, echo
Reiteration

Throwing a ball
To and fro
Taking a walk
Away we go

Busy work
Filing files
Nighttime clerk
Stocking isles

Same ole same
Everything
No change
To cause pain...

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The check-out clerk stamped my date due
Into every book,
And said  ”Already, one month through”
With a wistful look.

“Another year has got away
Just like the other years”:
A trite, profound, chance thing to say;
Winter disappears....

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J-ust
A-bate
M-orbid
E-nemy's
S-ilent

C-ontagion
L-etting
E-erie
R-abidity's
K-iller

M-ystery
A-void
X factor
W-hile
E-pidemic
L-ink
L-oses

Topic: Birthday of poet James Clerk Maxwell (June 13) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Discounting the Cooked Clerk

Bah humbug humidity.
Cratchit’s counting on hot reality
with an unquenchable boss.
Air conditioner’s broke, but not.
Think Winter’s better? it ain’t.
Scrooged in Summer taint.

9/13/2021...

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The wind gusts, emotions rising. Rushing and shopping, the store clerk advising.

Stagnant and alone, will I always be stuck? Craving movement,  fast as a duck!

The rush of the crowd, getting bumped and pushed. Anger flares, once again ambushed....

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Who runs Oz? The task,
A public servant you must ask!
PS clerk run our land,
Admirably, it's quite grand,
As they will tell you, tee hee,
They run budgets efficiently,
Managing Oz quite capably,
Pollies come and pollies go,
PS clerks are keeping on, lo!...

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