Paul Schneiter Poet Limerick

Hounded

A novice pet store clerk named Keatcue
Was told by a client to have a Shih-Tzu.
The clerk thought that a personal smear,
And barked insults into the client’s ear
Thus putting himself into deep Shih-Tzu doo.

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Lindsay Laurie April 12, 2015 at 9:58 PM G'day Paul... oh the uneducated aye what. The clerk will be getting dog breed education after... he wipes Shih-Tzu doo off his face. Thank you Paul - Lindsay Paul Schneiter April 12, 2015 at 11:17 PM Ha ha ha—best, most gut-wrenching laugh I've had in a week. Thank you (I'm laughing even as I write this). I'm thinking about writing a second edition focusing on the clerk's next job, maybe as a horse groomer.