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A novice pet store clerk named Keatcue Was told by a client to have a Shih-Tzu. The clerk thought that a personal smear, And barked insults into the client’s ear Thus putting himself into deep Shih-Tzu doo.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 4/12/2015 9:58:00 PM
G'day Paul... oh the uneducated aye what. The clerk will be getting dog breed education after... he wipes Shih-Tzu doo off his face. Thank you Paul - Lindsay
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 4/12/2015 11:17:00 PM
Ha ha ha—best, most gut-wrenching laugh I've had in a week. Thank you (I'm laughing even as I write this). I'm thinking about writing a second edition focusing on the clerk's next job, maybe as a horse groomer.

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