Short Clause Poems
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The new sign is up.
Although our name is spelled wrong,
Santa Clause will still
find us because he knows the
gingermen will be waiting.
What race is Santa Clause?
Some say white, some say black.
But at the end of the day, one thing's for sure;
He's the same color as your dad.
Mrs. Clause cooked a pot of stew
The taste made Santa cry boo-hoo
He swallowed it quick
Seems that did the trick
But later, poor Santa couldn’t chew
they wait stay up late
there love not fake
ito them its heavnly
to put kids gift under the tree
so don't make them mad
SANTA CLAUSE
is
MOM AND DAD
At five fifty pounds he was fat
he looked silly just wearing a hat
Mrs. Clause was turned off
when his clothes he would doff
so no kids would inherit that hat
Desert dune damage, feet wrapped in gauze,
To sue, the lawyer thought he had cause,
Yet the relevant section,
Escaped his detection,
--There was no sandy clause.
When the past's more v'v'd than the here-and-now
Depart the stage w'th a curtsy or a bow
Let youth perform and garner the applause
You opt out w'th a grandfather clause
Tough times have fallen on the North Pole
COVID-19's shrunk employer payrolls
So, the good Lord's invoked the grandfather clause
To increase the pension due Santa Claus
Santa Claus is busy in a Mall
But he will need YOUR help after all
To help meet his goal
Send one lump of coal
So Donald Trump can build his own wall
*SOS= "Save Our Sleigh"
Got snow overnight, 'bout a foot
Not civilized, it's dangerous underfoot
Really should expect it
It's Canada, I checked
Santa Clause lives here, he ain't no pussyfoot>center>
What Cookies?
After too many hits off the bong
he knew something was drastically wrong
when the fire place log
barked like a dog
at a Santa Clause wearing a thong.
12/23/2014
sitting...contemplating...
ththth...(uh!)...oughts...
oh-pen...nothings!?...
thth...uh...ink...
clause marks...
thuh-oughts on...
a pay-per...cofcofcof-fee...cup...
stan sand
The limerick shark’s on the prowl - dum dum
His face in a permanent scowl - dum dum
For his next role in Jaws,
he demands a food clause;
Amityville tourists taste foul - dum dum
She often had an audience to perplex
Her magical act causing applause
Never one to bow or genuflect
Or read any missive to its smallest clause
She made her own rules, created her own laws
top secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twenty one contract clause
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violens, chellos, giutars, drums, flutes, trumpets, tambourines, tenors
alto's, bass......
Does Santa Clause have a vacation?
He does only work once a year
But toy building must take time
Maybe after Christmas
He takes a small snooze
But the elves yell:
"Hey Kringle!"
"Make more
toys!"
On Cristmas Eve, comes Santa Clause,
stuffing tons of cookies in his jaws.
It's no wonder he's Jolly and fat;
I would be too, if I ate like that.
Catalyst that gold doubloom;
Careful, with a clause conquered;
I rebuild what I consume;
I came, I clawed, I conjured;
Savage and soft specks subsume,
potent potion passed and poured;
Dare to cross and drown in doom.
lovely accomplishments
persuasive with my hand
wrote not only to the lonely soul
my time before the sand
as with a clue my life saw thin
the hour glass and sand
thus future independent clause
befalls this mortal man
Poor Santa came down with a very bad cold
Thought he might have to put Xmas on hold
But Mrs Clause drove the sleigh
Rudolph laughed all the way
"The best Xmas ever!" so we've been told
Women rock! lol
For Jerry's contest...
He was a gentle giant - towering
Bigger than the notorious Claus
His jolly and joy were never overpowering
His gift was a reminder of grandma’s
He represented Santa - his love the cause
i am a sentence
a set of words that's complete
in itself, subject
and predicate a
conveying statement, question,
exclamation, or
command of main clause
sometimes one or more clauses
i am a sentence
by James Edward Lee Sr.
The clock has started
The dismantling of youth
The slow demise of once a new rose
Now dying roots of natures clause
Bones creak early morning
Like snapped twigs by playful feet
Breath runs short, too soon
The body begins to down tool..
Form:
God's
design
for marriage
is one man and
one woman joined for
a lifetime, together
for richer, for poorer, in
sickness and health, in good times and
bad, weathering life's storms, side by side.
Two halves become whole. There is no out clause.
Women Man a pause what's
that a clause ?
When man is better in any
cause,
No sons and fathers,
Nor all the brothers,
Will we never ever man a
pause!
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Eyed Susan
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