Short Chimpanzee Poems

While meds clear it as quick as can be
We fear having ADHD
Since feds put a lock
On our adderall stock
We're macaque or like chimpanzee...

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A competition was held in Bulgaria 
to find out which girl's legs were hairier. 
The winning lassie 
beat a huge chimpanzee 
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier....

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the Abrahamic God is dead! but Spinoza's God is not dead!
Neanderthal is dead
Homo erectus is dead
but Chimpanzee is not dead
Orangutan is not dead
Human is not dead....

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Lion or Chimpanzee

What if a lion I were to be
Out in field so handsome to see
Or could be leopard who is spotted;
Could tell was him hugely dotted;
Swinging through tree was chimpanzee.

Jim Horn...

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Ralph the Giraffe to the chimpanzee
“Where in the ZOO do guys go to pee”
“All creatures kept in here
Are mindful of career
Just go in action packed mystery”		 

© May 08 2010 For Linda’s Zany Zoo contest...

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Ava was an energetic child,
At times you could even call her wild.
She'd climb the highest tree,
Then like a chimpanzee,
She would swing limb to limb as she smiled.

7/6/21
For Brian Strand's July 6 contest...

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Running on top of water?
Sure, I can.
No, you cannot!
Watch me.
I’ll be Dwammed!
The green basilisk puts out her hand for the five dollars.
Which is just heavy enough to drown her.
The chimpanzee smiles as his five dollars rises to the top.
Third time today....

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C's
Clumsy chubby chimpanzee counts cherry cheesecake cases covering corner combined clear ceramic counters.

Canny cat catches canary 

Cunning cat chases crazy chattering chipmunk clumsily can't close chubby cheeks 'cause chaotically  cramming chocolate covered cordial cherries...

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A man can become great 

in the eyes of the lord

if he chooses to believe

like he chooses to believe

for the faith 

of the imaginary 

a selfish need

and thus

a man can be 

what his Lord will see 

as a man with faith 

can choose indeed 

when looking to his Lord

him 'll be a chimpanzee...

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Let freedom ring for every monkey in Tennessee prison
Let freedom ring for every monkey in Texas prison
Let freedom ring for every monkey in Mississippi prison
Let freedom ring for every monkey in  Alabama prison
One day !!
Black monkeys and white monkeys , chimpanzee and baboons
Shall eat one big ripe banana
Let freedom ring for every monkey in prison...

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Animals came alive on my new Christmas tree
In a vintage blue car from about forty-three
I heard the zebra first, he yelled out, “Whee!”
Elephant was coaxing them to go to New York City.

I know that you think I am fibbing or being witty.
My imagination is not that great, it’s not pretty.
A chimpanzee grabbed my chin and was kind of spit-ty.
I was so irritated I encouraged them to go to New York City....

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I was Douglass
A good person
Better than the day that gifts a friendly sun
A humble fellow
Humbler than the trees that regard the regal ride of the
wind.
Oh, wealth
You all I desired, then
Why Playing ceaseless host
To those honest crooks
And left me waiting in the pinching rain of hard-up-ish?
Now, I'm Dog-lass
A rich man
Richer like a man who had 1, 000 wives
A smart fellow
Smarter than the chimpanzee even in its own game...

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sitting on the deck
outback earlier today
sunny warm and cool

the north side trees cried
a loud long chimpanzee breeze
bellowing squawks shrieks

and songbirds upset
by a loud spring juvenile
letting excess air

from there a crow flew
to the trees on the south side
it began again

the chimps name is crow
one noisy beak of a bird
just like some people

fall guy actors
with the manners of a brat
with politics too


stan sand...

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I was the first creature
to step on this land of dreams
where man is perceived to be
the master of all.
I believe that am the grand father
or grand mother of man,
but man is better than me
who stay naked forever,
and who have little knowledge
to plan my work in time.
Man is is a rational maximiser,
wise and sharp
unlike me who's ever dull!
I question my self and you;
that  who bewitched me?
I have no hope to be like man
who's ever smart in all his plots and work....

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In magnificent memory of Vee See’s zaniest chimpanzee
Probably discussed by merry monkey’s chipping chickadee
Readily and aptly apparent by three who seldom agree
Incredibly supping with Mamie, Marjorie and Mr. Paul Klee

Please pass the honey and the light brie said brazen bumblebee.
No one capably eats brie with lemon tea said a flickering flea.
Advice is free but listen, skinny skeleton, I dare you to try and oversee.
Chimpanzee and chickadee fell down laughing at this on one knee....

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