Short Cee Poems

EVERYONE KNOWS
THERE ARE NO THORNS UPON THIS ROSE
   ~free cee!~...

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Cee-ment mixer, put-
ti, put-ti…one lunger sound
Built houses—I watched....

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I'M TELLING YOU MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, this is the answer

this line is all you need
  (c) 2012.....?...

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I WISH IT HAPPENS TODAY
ALL TOO OFTEN
I CRAVE THE COMFORT OF MY COFFIN
   (C) 2012...PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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BECAUSE I DEAD SO, THAT’S DIE

Simply because I have the right to the right of having a right
And so drown out the light and good night!
© 2009…..free cee!...

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G-od's
R-ighteousness
I-s
I-n
T-he
H-eart's

C-ore
E-ndorsing
E-ndless
L-ife
L-eading
Y-ou

Topic: Birthday of Griith Cee Lly (July 23) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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"FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD.....
YADA, YADA, YADA"
"THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD"
well then why the f*ck am i akin go your God's pinata
          (c) 2012...PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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To Jeffry Cohan (Free Cee), my very dear friend and crack poet.

Cry all you may as you mourn 
the passing on of your mother today 
and know I'm crying with you.  

Warm hugs to you
Licia...

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JUST SAY NO TO NANCY REAGAN

Yeah yeah, I know
Nancy Reagan said “Just say no”
Well if someone really wants to cope
I say “never say nope to dope”
              © 2012…..PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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RAISIN CANE

There was a dried-up grape who became uncaring and overbearing
So one might say he became one brazen raisin
                                 © 2012…..copyright PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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HELP!

if i'm watching a mango grow ripe
and i'm sucking on a pipe
if i was smoking crack and pot and as much as i've got
doesn't that make me a crack pot?
     (c)copywrite 2012....PHREEPOETREE ~free cee~...

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WAVE THE WAVES GOODBYE
there once was a beach in beleze
upon which a girl begged me "please"
so i put my hand
where nature had planned
and that's how i got this disease
  (c) copy write PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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NO MATTER THE MATTER

There are ladies who will laugh at anything I said
No matter how corny I get
There are ugly women I wouldn’t invite into my bed
No matter how horny I get
                     © 2008…..free cee!...

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JESUS IT STINKS IN HERE

I’m telling you, man, church really makes no sense
But that ain’t nothing new
Why do you think they burn incense,
And call a row of seats the “pew” ?
     © 2012…copyright PHREEPOETREE…~free cee!~...

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she had a bountiful body and a mysical mind
tht's the reason i truly adored Erica
alas and alack i had to leave her behind
because the nut-job wanted me to kill everyone in America
   (c) 2012.....PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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A BANG FOR A BANG

I think this was silly upon due reflection
So maybe I’m sillier than anyone
A horny chick told me to bring some protection
So I brought along a loaded gun
                © 2012…..PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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Yu wanta kno wy ey shud whin yer kontest 
Becaws ey em aye gurate speler...yu cee 
Ey allweighs cheq mi dickshunery twyce, behst...
Befour ey ryte mi storeys ore po.itree 


I Am A Winner Poetry Contest 
Sponsor Bobby May 
2-28-2019...

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A BIRD TO THE GUYS

My neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Horatio Hornblower had a lawn mower that broke on them
And if you smoke pot and your mouth gets dry don’t eat crackers or you’ll choke on them
                                © 2012…..PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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SUM YUNG GUY

I’d like to make something amply clear
And make some necessary corrections
I asked a Chinese American what was happening as November grew near
And he responded “they are hodeing presidential erections”
     © 2012….copyright...PHREEPOETREE....~free cee!~...

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A BICYCLE TILT FOR TWO

Riding a bike can actually be a lot of fun
I used to ride mine with my friend named Michael
The following question may be considered a pun
But doesn’t a girl who has two periods a month have a bi-cycle?
                     © 2009……free cee!...

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AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR 
                                 SPONSOR

Bob Mershel was a good friend to me
No, I didn’t say Mr. Bob Hershel
Bob is dead now but he’s remembered on T.V.
Because when I wanted him I’d say “Come Mershel.”
   © 2012...PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...

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POMPOSITY

ONLY WHEN I DEEM MYSELF WORTHY
OF A KISS FROM SUCH A VOLUPTUOUS AND VIRTUOUS
LADY 
THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL I PORTEND TO TOUCH OUR LIPS
AND SHARE THE VERY SAME SOUL
FOR ONLY THEN WILL I KISS YOU-----ONE POMPOUS A-HOLE 
           © 2012...phreepoetree ~free cee!~...

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I ATE MYSELF TO DEATH

After suffering a supper of the insufferable
I would consume a dessert of death delectable
Because my birthdays ain’t happy and my Christmases aren’t merry
So I’ll take death for desert with whipped cream and a cherry
    © 2012...PHREEPOETREE…~free cee!~...

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A BICYCLE TILT FOR TWO
Riding a bike can actually be a lot of fun
I used to ride mine with my friend named Michael
The following question may be considered a pun
But doesn’t a girl who has two periods a month have a bi-cycle?
                     © 2012…copyright PHREEPOETREE…~free cee!~...

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I AM AN I AM

    I  AM  AN  I AM

I am immaculately impudent
I am imprudent
I am impractical
I am impersonal
I am impatient
I am impolite
I am impure
I am imperfection
I am at an impasse
I am immature
I am imbecilic
But most important of all is
I am impotent
    ©2011.…~free cee!~ Phreepoetree...

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