Short Cameron Poems

David Cameron’s been avoiding tax
He’d better pay back, 
How’s he gonna make tax laws?...

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John Cameron Fogerty
gave us music of quality
with that phenomenal sound
CCR did abound
...

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David Cameron
Skull you could hammer on
Back from the Lords as Home Sec
Shows the UK has just gone to heck....

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We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex...

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David Cameron’s should stand down for his deputy to take over
He makes and validates the tax laws, 
What about his character and moral fibre?...

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cool calico cat could come and coddle cuddle cautioned Cali’s cousin
Carmen. Campy Cameron coughed curiously, considering this caution
comical. Calico cat commandeered the cabin and café, a considerable
conquest, considering the coolness of Cali, Carmen and Cameron....

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One bedroom for two seems old hat,
And some bat for the separate—
One far right meant for ‘she’,
And one far left for ‘he’,
Middling, if mood is made for that!
_________________________________  
Happenings (Cameron Diaz, Bedroom Story) |09.12.2023| marriage, love
...

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IDES OF MARCH  

           Beware the Ides of March. 

           Slender Dancer Moves Minds. 

           The Chained Maiden, Andromeda Waits. 

           A Smile That is Her Name.

           Brave Hearts Go Forward.

          -Edlynn Nau 
          ©3-15-2019  (dedicated to my daughter Cameron born on the 
                            ides of March)...

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Sward of Democrats was hangin' mo' Ike a Dewey pi
Justice Stooge an too others, Supreme an Di
Invikings to Prez Ball tis no brainer who'll bee Oval sitter, Xi?
She be wearin' her Party dress tis knot Caramel Harass, Duhlin'
Cameron Diaz Party dress "Calm Red" dear, dunce pardon's, Dolly's 
all begins with~Vladimir, peace at last Zelinsky up in the queue, Stalin'g-Time.
...

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"what is love?"Asked my young brother
"well, thats a good question...If it is real, it is what you live for"
"whoa!" he says, "Where can I find love?"
"Deep in your heart." I say
"How?" he inquires
"When the time is right, you just fall in love, I guess..."
"Does falling hurt?" he innocently asks
"No, Of course not. getting back up, that's a different story"

Cameron LaTerre...

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Our souls are a perfect match.
The impact from direct contact
has caused a serious splash.

The metaphysics for what
we just witnessed 
can only be depicted
by the feeling we just experienced,
not from someone’s vision.

It’s unexplainable.
A new theory we have discovered
by our souls creation.
It’s so cosmic that a
decorated scientist
has no grounds to abolish it.”

Excerpt From: Romeo B. Cameron . “The Fall.” iBooks....

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James Cameron made it big with Avatar
Again and again he raised the bar
The film was tremendously beautiful
But the plot was unoriginal

But of course who could forget Titanic?
Lenny plus heartbreak equals a classic!
I've seen the ending, but that's not the point
My girl swears that it won't disappoint

Like or smite, have to admit you crave more
Jimmy's is where it's at whether you're
A fan of trees that store mem'ries aglow
Or Leonardo DiCaprio...

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