Short Butler Poems
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Packing up to finally leave her,
seven dwarfs getting a breather,
no more butler days,
enjoying sun's rays,
escaping Snow's screams and diva demeanor.
In a Poe abode was a butler named Gore.
His assignment was to tend the door.
But he made one error,
His breath was a terror.
Causing callers to exclaim "Nevermore!"
Serve yourself cat, the grouchy butler said.
Thom was angry now, wishing the old guy was dead.
I have to make my own sandwich? Cut my own bread?
Only if you feel like you’d like to get fed.
Beholding a stark-naked Kiwi
Prince Charles was bewildered: "What see we?”
His butler replied,
all blushed and wide-eyed:
“Your highness, a Maori… wee-wee."
There were once some giraffes asked to tea
They politely accepted with glee.
The butler remarked, ”Aren’t YOU tall!”
For you, our chairs are too small.
So they drank tea from outside — quite hap’ly
I once had a butler so dapper
He had but a slight stutter
On the grounds we once walked
To find treasure of sorts
Wh.. wh.. he stuttered
I know I countered
Then why'd you step on it
He questioned
Everything I buy is delivered in enormous trucks
not milk, cheese, meat and bread, right? asks a naysayer.
No. They are delivered in a car by my butler, Bucks.
Because I do not like to go into stores, said the mayor.
Scarlett's Lament
Fiddlede-diddlede
Scarlett O'Hara, she
slew all the fellas--not
lifting a hand
'Cepting Rhett Butler proved
Incomprehensible
with, "Frankly, my dear, I
don't give a damn!"
©deborah burch
1.30.2013
Scarlett O' Hara's bonnet bespeaks,
"As God as my witness. I'll never be hungry again!"
It captures Rhett Butler, Fair Oaks and Tara,
Survives the Civil War and Ashley's sin.
72 years have passed, that's how long it's been.
life’s unstable death’s staid ~ recombobulation comes by getting laid
clucked a hen to her sterile rooster ~ being axed by the kitchen maid
who was having a fling with the butler ~ he certainly made her grade
By
David Kavanagh
There was a lady, in nineteen nought three,
Whereon Christmas day, she bathed in the sea.
But when her swimming suit tore,
The crowd shouted out encore.
Just like, what the butler saw, well maybe.
12 / 16 / 2025.
Yus M’Lady
M’lud swung on the chandelier but then the roof caved in
The rubble all but buried him and came up to his chin
He said, ‘Can we abstain tonight?’ and flashed a noble grin
M’Lady said, ‘You get some rest… I’ll call the butler in.’
W-uhan
I-nfection's
L-ethal
L-ink
I-n
A-larming
M-orbidity
B-rutally
U-ses
T-he
L-ungs
E-mploying
R-abidity's
Y-ucky
E-eriness
A-nd
T-errible
S-pread
Topic: Birthday of poet William Butler Yeats (June 13)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
E-xcellent
L-ines
L-et
I-nspired
S-cribe
P-oetically
A-maze
R-eaders
K-eenly
E-mploying
R-ighteous
B-irthday
U-nder
T-he
L-itterateur's
E-xceptional
R-egards
Topic: Birthday of poet Ellis Parker Butler (December 05)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Where shall I go ?
What shall I do ?
Frankly
My Dear
I Don't Give A Dam
For I am Gone With The Wind
In search of that Rhett Butler
Other Girls Can Dream Too LOL
Tribute To Great Movies
overload of information
this brain retains
so much I’ve forgotten
the bleepers and bloopers
the Southern charm
with the likes of
well
bless
your
heart
watch out for the pretty gowns
sweeping, swiveling, smiling
Rhett Butler knows!
Scarlett O' Hara's bonnet bespeaks,
"As God as my witness. I'll never be hungry again!"
It captures Rhett Butler, Fair Oaks and Tara,
Survives the Civil War and Ashley's sin.
72 years have passed, that's how long it's been.
My Favorite Hat or Bonnet contest
Sponsor: Carol Brown
Gone With The Wind released in 1939
After days of fog
Moths eat away the slip of winter
Pieces of the New Year
Drift as ash into spring
Eyes waiting abhorrently
While midnight clasps the last remnants
Tomorrow becomes the butler
Escorting the sun
Rays peel open the solstice
Tattered wings flutter towards
The lamppost of February
Sealed in pocket mirrors…
He Is
He is my love, he is my light
He is the only one worth the fight
He is my joy, he eases my pain
He is my sunshine when all it will do is rain
He sees more than others see
He sees what is deep within me
He touches my heart as well as my soul
He is the love of my life I'll never let him go.
Jamie Ann Butler
Form:
LAUGHING SKULL
my arms have breached the white walls
of laughing skull.
i have feasted upon their thoughts
today my plate is empty.
the butler of my brain is tired
but continues to serve a feast.
bleached ribs a xylophone
playing macabre notes.
as my tongue dances inside
the empty hall of my mouth.
:: 03.11.2022 ::
in the cold dark depth of silence
hallow "insert name"
fart insurance was created
so i could pass the blame
the odds have never been so great
nor has the passing pain
when the butler has to hang his head
and just accept the shame
fart insurance is the reason
rich folks don't pass gas
instead they like to tell you how
flowers shoot out their ass
Scarlett, Rhett, Tara
“Fiddle-dee-dee War War War”
~ ‘I don’t give a whoop’
Poet’s note: Okay, okay, you’re right! Rhett Butler didn’t give a “whoop” in the most famous line of Gone With the Wind. If the film censors had their way, it may have ended with a “whoop.” But they didn’t and the rest is history.
Mark Toney © 2018
if when I walk
on concrete sidewalks
stop at the bakery window
full with pastry
covered in chocolate
and creams
I notice
in the reflection
a new roundness
to my frame
and I begin
to worry
about You
the new medication
this heaviness
in my chest
just keep walking
your parents are diabetic
By Mike Butler
By Betty Harp Butler
Troubles may come and go,
But our God is steadfast.
We can rest and be assured-
His mercies are never ending,
They will last, and last, and last!
Trust in God when things go wrong.
Remember that He is always there.
Just trust in Him with all your heart,
He is as close to you as one prayer.
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* I just discovered this form from a recent contest.
I wrote it in the spirit of Halloween. Have happy
a weekend and stay safe:-) Alexis
Alexis Y.
10/30/2020