Short Bulldog Poems

Showed her the Chocolate Cake Shot.
She downed it like Life:
All business with her pleasures....

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Mary had a little lamb
She kept in a bucket
Everytime the lamb got out
The bulldog tried to put it back in again!...

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To spell wrong, 
should not be a miss.
'Miss' as I miss you
feels wrong,
for wrong spelling.
Miss as in you,
is so deeply heartfelt....

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Mark nicely protects us all like a guarded bulldog on the prowl.

1/8/2021

Contest: Tease a Friend Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Bobby May...

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An athletic greyhound-bulldog blend
is the pride and the joy of South Bend
Fast and vivacious
Strong and tenacious
At Notre Dame he’s playing tight end...

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A sensitive bulldog who lives in Marquette
is not one to forgive or forget
Once left all alone
to mope by the phone
He still growls:  Don’t dare call me your pet!...

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A duck, a beaver
both swimmers, both fast.

A cardinal, a blue jay
with the feathers that last.

a bulldog, a bear
they both have hair.

A pony, a horse
and maybe a mare?...

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I've read the limerick written by you, ol' bloke
Gotta tell ya, Mate, as a limerick it's a joke
I'll throw my lines in the ring
Go ahead and take a swing
A bulldog packs a wallop with every poke...

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Big Fart

Jack has a bulldog. Boy can he fart
Phooey, they do not come from the heart
Don’t ever feed him beans
Or the odor gets mean
Never needs a battery to start



Tickle me pinck contest Oct 31...

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Here comes that fantastic clown dog with his bulldog Mike
They both very much enjoyed New York circus run by Mr. Spike
Dancing was frowned upon, so they barked and gave a hop.
Liked it so much, no one could make either of them pause or stop....

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The British in the past
Seemed to have more grit
The Londoners of old
Bombarded in the Blitz
Shook their fists in defiance
Such were the plucky Brits
People alive today
Would never stand for it
They’d shout about human rights
And probably serve a writ...

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Strangers staring, father frowning
as the crickets chirp   in  the deluged duplex,
Sydney swims towards the stairs,
looks like no water wets here, she said,
father follows further, 
where's little Linda? , he heard,
a barking bulldog runs down the slippery stairs....

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aristocratic
leader destined for greatness
supercilious
Nobel prize winner

war correspondant
soldier
Britain's inexorable prime minister 

diplomat par excellence
with bulldog tenacity
optimist
Winston
Churchill

"We make a living by what we get, 
we make a life by what we give."
quote is from Churchill himself...

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insects one two and three
a dietary substance for a megabat, me.
slurp slurp slurp
yum yum yum!
one thousand mosquitoes in my tummy tum tum

Watch out catfish, bass and bluegill. 
Dive down quickly, and be really still. 
My cousin bulldog bat is on the hunt.
He will snatch fish out of the lake.
Hide yourself for goodness sake!...

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A bulldog, spaniel and terrier played a game of pool.
Relieving me of my money and kibble. I felt like a fool.
They saw my T-bone and started to be salivating a drool.
I offered to trade them for the kibble, trick kind of cruel.
The T-bone had been enchanted by a devilish ghoul.
Never trust a Maine coon cat is a very good dog rule....

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 doodle
 poodle

beagle
regal ?

pointer
join her?

bulldog
bullfrog?

bird-dog
wears togs?

shepherd
peppered?

robust
adjust?
    
perfect 
pet picked

you bet
asset

We found a female rat terrier/chihuahua mix, six years old. We have her on trial for two weeks to see if she will fit....

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Gentle, sweet and sagging smile,
No finer music than her snoring - 
My loving English bulldog Frankie.

Just hate to exercise all alone,
Got Frankie to share my walks -
She does, to the end of the driveway.





Written August 25, 2012
For Michael J. Falotico’s contest
“What makes you smile, What makes you frown”
Two Senryus...

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Strangers staring, father frowning
as the crickets chirp   in  the deluged duplex,
Sydney swims towards the stairs,
looks like no water wets here, she said,
father follows further, 
where's little Linda? , he heard,
a barking bulldog runs down the slippery stairs.

Sponsor                Date.                        Contest
Joseph May.          19/5/2023.            Alliterisen...

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I am a lion the bull dog bragged to a friend.
The friend kept his chuckles until the very end.
Thinking he looked ridiculous, because he did.
A lion! Laughed his friend, a cat named Sid.

I will sneak through the jungle the bull dog said.
He was huffing and puffing now, his round face red.
Sid the cat was sneaking up ready to scare him.
Oh my gosh! Yelled the brave lion named Jim....

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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I’ve seen Mary’s little lamb
But I’ve never seen her bare

Apologise now for being so rude!

Mary had a little lamb she kept it in a bucket
Every time it got out the bulldog tried to - put it back again

Apologise now for being both so rude and crude!

No it’s just a Poets licentiousness!



Dedicated to the 0.01% who haven't heard these before!
Lest we forget !...

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Belligerent bulldog blows up balloons, bulbous and blue.
Frantic frenzied flamingo flips for a flute and a flu.
Persnickety porcupine prances perilous with pooh,
Concerned calico cat coaxes a cardinal’s carnival coo.
Daredevil dolphin diligently designs dalmatian dog’s hairdo.
Serendipitous skunk sashays toward sticky sweet stew.
Lavishly laborious lion lunges into little linguistic loo.
Youngish yak yells and yips at yellow bellied you....

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Another minion has entered the field.
The family genius unable to yield.
I guess the peace has now been broke.
The son of satan takes a poke.

More joy doth spread on this fine day.
More fertilizer cast out for the hay.
Like I said it comes ten-fold.
No more warnings you have been told.

The trolling bullies they come once more.
Even more vulgar than before.
I guess we'll see what daylight brings.
The bulldog is loose and now he sings....

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The fearsome Bulldog strolls 
as a robust reminder
to those exhibiting various traits 
of hooligan grinder.

He keeps a close watch 
for surreptitious acts of malice
from those who sneak a peek 
then retreat to their palace.

Kings and Queens 
who flaunt their gargantuan pride.
Be careful where you trod 
the dog hears every lie.

Blocked by most of the sugar crowd 
with their game.
The level of hypocrisy wielded 
just adds to the shame....

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THE OLD WOMAN
The old woman
begging in busy streets
getting abused

LEAVING DAD
My mother said to me
dear son I’m divorcing your dad
good luck to him

LIVING
The engine revs and the wheels turn
my heartbeats and life goes on
in slow-motion

ASLEEP
Snoring gently the body sleeps
on a bed under the quilt
dreaming along the way

A DATE
Dating a blue nose lady
with skin as white as snow
a bulldog breed...

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Said Hyacinth
Shadow is in my garden again.
That Ugly chubby plumb British bulldog.
Why can't the Hamilton's keep her over there.
This a place for birds, bees 
and gently dragon fly.
Yet  comes this slob rubbing up on my roses.
You rascal!
Just look at you, 
sprawled legs scattered up in the air
soaking in the sunshine.
Never mind,
 just take your fat overfed self and run along. 
Yes I am talking to You!
© Al. Juman  The "said" Poet  6/24/2016...

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