Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I’ve seen Mary’s little lamb
But I’ve never seen her bare

Apologise now for being so rude!

Mary had a little lamb she kept it in a bucket
Every time it got out the bulldog tried to - put it back again

Apologise now for being both so rude and crude!

No it’s just a Poets licentiousness!



Dedicated to the 0.01% who haven't heard these before!
Lest we forget !
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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June 15, 2010 at 6:33 PM
Nigel...what do I say??? Keep writing!! LOL
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