Short Bubba Poems

I'm gonna tell you what I think 
you think about me.
I think you think 
you're the boss of me.
Think again Bubba.....

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Bubba likes his fill of pie
when he courts the public eye.
If not for one dress
not one little mess
would mar his effortless lie....

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devil dance with the chance of tomorrow,little harlet,spoon fed bubba fet,little 
meagon,kitchen wagon,been draggin sice taggin bodies,awful shoddy,or shotty....

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We like for Nanny to make us PBJ
And minto cheese samiches....ummm
She cuts off the edges, they just go away
She even gives baby bubba some
I love my Nanny more every day

© Mar 30 2010...

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MY CAT BUBBA IS A FAT CAT,
HE DOESN'T DO VERY MUCH BUT EAT.

HE SITS AROUND ALL DAY AND PLAYS WITH
MY FEET.

HE IS A GOOD CAT ,NO MATTER WHAT OTHER
PEOPLE SAY, I LOVE HAVING BUBBA AROUND
HE JUST MAKES MY DAY!...

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Big, bad Bubba knew how to dish it out

Without provocation he’d start to shout

     His bedroom “dish” took a hike

     The last time his temper spiked

When she saw steam fuming out his big snout




*Entry for David’s “My Favourite Dish” contest...

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There once lived a guy whose named was Bubba
Had a pet  Cocker Spaniel named Tuba
           Through party each new year
           That brought very much cheer
   Til’ he met bride online; moved to Cuba 














Alexis Y
12-31-2020...

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~ NASCAR's Lowered the Confederate Flag ~


Until Ahmaud Arbery and George Floyd's tragic deaths
Bubba Wallace was just a black NASCAR race-car driver

But watching their gruesome videos ignited a spark in him
  ~ Now Bubba's the driver of NASCAR's race change car...

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Among the many "services" provided to Bubba Clinton by his moll,

Was the delivery of pizzas by Monica, a most unusual protocol!

A stain mysteriously appeared on her lovely DRESS OF BLUE!

Was it cheese or pepperoni? Bubba insisted he had no clue!

Entry for Anthony Slausen's "Blue Dress" Poetry Contest...

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pop up videos came on the tv,but i couldnt see them.see,i was relaxed in my lazy 
boy,all stretched out,and all i could see was my big feet.i didnt deem 'em 
necessary just yet,i got a bubba fet to play with.he's my pizza toy and the joy luck 
club moves.into my groove.my feet are still big though.look at it go....

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Magic Tragic David Blaine 
Goodwill, gallant, Grade A G.I. Jane
Gorgeous, guarding, germane, Great Dane
Bubba borrowed Brad’s baseball bat 
Hit him harshly hard in the head  
Insane in the brain 
Like being high on sugar cane 
To dilute the pain 
Hey, it may sound lame 
But who’s to blame 
Not everyone’s the same...

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Among the many 'services' provided Bubba Clinton by his moll,
Was the delivery of pizzas by Monica, a most curious protocol!
An intriguing stain was once discovered on her lovely dress of blue!
Was it cheese or pepperoni?   Bubba insisted he had no clue!

Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew" Contest
(21 March 2019)...

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You may think me a bit of a jerk,
and I thought I knew how this stuff worked,
but my Soup emails dash
right straight into the trash,
and it’s making me a tad berserk!

For a somewhat articulate guy,
that was clear as the mud in my eye.
    as a clarification
    comment notification
Bubba said as he let out a sigh...
...

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But that’s a laundry mat! Said his stern sis.
Bubba dove into a basket without a miss.
Warm towels and socks gave a laundry hiss.
His mama came by and gave him a tiny kiss.

Hibernation began; his eyes are now asleep.
We tiptoe around his cozy warm bearish heap.
He is snuggled up like a warm newborn sheep.
He does not wake up until April robin’s first peep....

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The Plumber

By Elton Camp

When the pipes under sink began to leak,
Help of Big Bubba’s Plumbing I did seek
Bubba promised he’d be there right away
And he showed up later that very same day

He said, “Big Bubba is here your pipes to fix.
I brought the tools to help me do the tricks.”
Wrenches, pliers, solder—nothing did he lack
But, so sad to say, he also had plumber’s crack...

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Cuter than a June bug was Blossom
Bubba's hound had a nose for possum
   Bush moved and they watched it shake
   Not a possum, dadgum snake
Bubba took aim, results were awesome

Tweren’t the end of Blossom’s era
Sucked out venom; used Aloe Vera
   Dinner was finger lickin’
   Snake tasted just like chicken
Felt like a Redneck Riviera


*Entry for John Freeman’s limerick contest...

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Which Stretches Farther
By Franklin Price
2/9/2017

Which stretches farther, skin or rubber?
Answer discovered by a Bubba
Helps with that ethnicity
To know of elasticity

Did his research with much care
Bred a donkey and a mare
Then tied his ass off to a post
And walked five miles so he could boast

Bubba thought that stretch quite far
Rubber would snap, fall to the tar
Had found the answer, which was skin
Don't agree? Read this again...

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Far beyond our 
Human eyes,
Far beyond the 
veil of death,                  you
 
Ache to pass on
A message that
You were unable 
To send. We                   live
  
In times of 
Chaos and dark,
While you reside
In peace and light.          You

Barely had enough
Time! Why'd you have
To go? We all hold
On, we all try to              survive


-Dedicated to the Allen family, and anyone else who loves and grieves for our dear bubba. 
His spirit lives on!...

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My dearest wife
I miss you so much
It's driving me crazy
And i am going nuts

Pacing the floor
There's nothing else to do
I picture your face 
While I think of you

I think of the times
That you smiled at me 
And I think of the times
When you were happy 

I think of my bubba lizzy
And the bike rides we went on
I hope in my heart
Those happy times aren't gone

You guys are my life
All I want in this world
And I love you both so much
My two favorite girls!...

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(My Son)
A joy to be with
Smart as a whip
Annoying at times ;)

&
   (My Daughter)
Delightful little smiles
Annoying at times ;)
Never a dull moment
Intelligent little girl
Extremely smart
Lovable to no end
Lovely in every way
Excitable when bubba is being mean

By: Misty Leccese
© June 29, 2009

Everyone keeps saying try something new. Well here you go. I figured that I would do one
for my children. You guys are the best, thanks for all the help and encouragement....

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