I heard this as a joke in my youth. I know it's corny but I had fun with it. Hope it makes you smile just a little.
Which Stretches Farther By Franklin Price 2/9/2017 Which stretches farther, skin or rubber? Answer discovered by a Bubba Helps with that ethnicity To know of elasticity Did his research with much care Bred a donkey and a mare Then tied his ass off to a post And walked five miles so he could boast Bubba thought that stretch quite far Rubber would snap, fall to the tar Had found the answer, which was skin Don't agree? Read this again
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