Short Bp Poems

Oil spill in the Gulf
All is not well
BP should burn in hell...

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BP explosion;
livelihoods devastated--
claim payments delayed...

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Live around  us dying
Failure to bretah fresh 
In spill kill ocean live

No arm in voices
No plan  to clean
Spicies  in love like us...

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Why are my wings oiled
The carelessness of BP
Cannot be undone

Man's quest for black gold
Destroys the sea I once soared
My flock endangered...

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O ut of control
I t shouldn't have happened
L ots of destruction

S hame on BP
P lease stop this disaster
I irrate and upset
L ots is at stake
L oss of God's creations...

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At least BP, despite the oil spill,
is giving us a break, not the thrill;
plan a luxurious cruise ship...
pop that champagne cork and slowly sip!   
Uncle Sam, be kind...pass the bill!...

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They claimed  found the solution
Failed  each trial  declared  future safe

Crime to kill ocean species in spills
There should be a law to mend  lives

I bill if no such law  to be all one piece...

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<                                          whispers of the wind .........
                                            speak to enchanted sea .........
                                            bp ........  going down...

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Kashmiri Hindu Pandits never killed a single person??
Those who killed/raped them were never got punished??
Their voice was never raised and supported by anybody??
They were killed by the terrorists because of their religious identity??...

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Bp is up 
Tb is breaking 
Asthma closes up ?
Ebola is exterminating 
HIV is viral 
Cancer is cutting 
Diabete is destroying  
Corona is crushing 
Malaria is messing. 
People  are crying 
Hurting 
Dying daily 
Here and there.

May 06/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe 
          Mussabwa Chris...

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The shade masked an excellence
Abounding quaint noiselessly
It was a hard morning frost
Around a pool of shallow water
Like BP spout spilling ancient earth amenities
But there was one thing hidden-covered
Camouflaged in essence escaped
In a calming cool pool of slight darkness
A shade, a shadow
My shadows in prison 
My mind is free...

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Chile honey bees are buzzing
Up Across the U.S. nation
They had to stop only one time
At a local BP station

All the way up to Niagra
The falls are nice this time of year
Adding USB's to their force
They all seemed to be of good cheer

They stopped again for a concert
Sting and the BeeGees, in open air
All the way back down to Chile
Where the Honeybees hubbies were there!...

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Oil contaminating the Gulf and the shoreline
Dead wildlife is not hard to find
Boom here and boom there
Boom floating everywhere

Life will never be the same
A sad situation and BP is the blame
A loss of culture and a way of life
A sad way for wildlife to die

It's a sad southern summer here
The people have many fears
The road to recovery is very long
Help us God to stand strong...

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PS MS US BS
  AJ DJ OJ PJ 

ER OR HR PR
  JD MD OD VD 

CBA DBA MBA NBA 
  AC BC DC JC  

KC MC PC WC
  BP DP KP TP
 
MP PP VP XP
  BB CB OB TB

AM FM GM PM  
  A&M F&M M&M S&M 

AJ BJ DJ JJ 
  KJ OJ PJ TJ

CTA MTA PTA RTA  
  APR CPR NPR R&R 

CDT DDT EDT PDT  
  AMC FMC GMC PMC
 
ABC BBC NBC SBC 
  AC BC DC JC

FSU LSU MSU OSU
  ASU BSU CSU ISU 

MA ME MI MO
  MN MS MK MJ!...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Who died in an oil spill because of BP?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and covered in oil!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Because of the oil spill he's starting to boil!
Spongebob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense is something you wish!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Don't jump off the deck or you'll die like the fish!
Spongebob Squarepants!...

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The tank's getting low
The needle's on 'E'
And I already owe
A gold mine to BP.

So I look at the prices
Anything under four bucks?
I'll be eating beans and rices
Because this gas guzzler sucks...

...My account dry and flaccid.
On the verge of poverty.
I'll need an antacid 
'Cuz this gas is killing me.


I used to fill my tank with a fist full of ones
But now I have a choice between crying or writing puns....

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Feeling Rough

Sore throat, runny nose,
Could be a cold I suppose,
Or could it be influenza?
I think I need a detox cleanser

Turmeric, folic acid, gingko leaf
I'm feeling rough beyond belief
High B.P. and heart attack
Been called a hypochondriac

Gout in toe, earache
I never know what to take
Rheumatism in both knees
That Ibuprofen gel seems to ease

All my ailments could fill a page
My greatest one is called old-age...

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Daisies

A daisy gives it's life to help decide
If you love me or love me not
Do you count them first?

A daisy gives it's life to help decide
If you love me or love me not
Do you know the answer first?

Do you really need a daisy to decide?
If you love me or love me not
Ask your heart for the answer first

The daisies will love you for it,
And I already do.

BP: 01/10/1975
Married 01/11/1975, still going strong @ 43 years....

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It’s Magic!

FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
I’ll take away what is making
Everyone sick around here.

I’ve been hired by BP to
make the oil spill magically disappear.

Hocus pocus! Abracadabra!
Here take this pill,
wear this amulet spelling
ABRACADABRA to ward off this disease,
and put on these rose-colored glasses.

That black splat out
there is just whack!

According to BP,
It’s really just a
big blob of bird crap!


CATCH PHRASE POEM ENTRY...

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When with the bayou they're messing
BP says, "Oh what a blessing,
The mix will be fine
Add vinegar from wine
To make a fine salad dressing!"

Author's note: In the end; BP will pay close to nothing, and the rest of us will be stuck with 
the cost of the environmental damage.  To the anti-government regulation libertarians: this 
lack of reason in law enables rich and powerful companies to get away with theft beyond 
imagination.  Death to the Tea Party!...

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It's not my fault.
The oil just wants out!
It's no ones fault
Things happen, sludge is in the current.

I'm not to blame,
Really, I don't know!
Yacht racing brings fame
So I had to go!

You have no proof!
Who can say, who done it?
So who should fix the leaking "roof"?
BP will get around toit!

I will show no shame
I am not to blame!
That's how I roll this game!
My fifteen minutes of fame.

For Paula's contest--had to get on BP in the process!!...

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