Short Big Toe Poems

on my my feet
i walk the beat
where the wind blow
there is a sore
on
MY
BIG TOE...

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Edgar Allan Poe
stubbed his big toe
while eating the raven's unleaven
before he flew into Heaven...

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as i walk and talk
its on my feet
as i stroll the beat
began to feel weak
down be low
hurting is my
BIG TOE...

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Spin the bottle
Truth or dare
reminders of my once, youthfulness

The evil princess has two princes kissing her big toe, on a dare....

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Everyone Called Him Old Man Moe,

Living Free Like A Hobo.

He Once Hopped A Train

In The Driving Rain

But, Slipped And Lost His Big Toe....

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I cannot find my right left foot.
Which one on which of shoes to put?
I tied a string to my big toe,
to tell me right the way to go.

2/3/18...

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Birds cautiously landed on condo,
Then they were sure to look below;
Did burp;
Sang a chirp,
After seeing Trump stub his big toe.

Jim Horn...

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The leprechaun wanted his gold
It was the oldest story told
He searched high and searched low
Until he stomped his big-toe
His gold was a story fore-told...

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I am sick and tired of these shoes
He kicks something, I always get a bruise
The buggers are tight 
And they keep me outta sight
I'll trip him up the next time his out on the booze...

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I dropped a huge boulder on my big toe
let out a yell that sounded like a crow,
so while the blood squirted out
I kept jumping all about...
I thought for sure feathers would start to grow!...

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There was a young lady named Rose,
who developed a run in her hose.
When her big toe stuck out;
she got zapped with the gout: 
Now what Rosie does best, 
is to limp all about....

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We are all very hungry so let’s eat.
Ready for some fresh red meat.
           I did not know you would go so low.
           You are after my big toe.
We are all very hungry so let’s meet. 
 8/4/2019...

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When you stub you big toe 
on the furniture
Sometimes you have to cry
If your walking and it's windy
It's fall a speck of dirt a leaf blew in your eye
Sometimes you have to cry


11/28/17
by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Nellie-Billy or Belly 


If you turn a corner and see Nellie
She might come full force with Billy
If you can't keep up
Better dang don't hit pup
He might bite your big toe and belly 


Written:
Jan. 3, 2016
Theresa...

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His red hair flames bright beneath the sun.
The frail lad blushes of heat,
He dips his big toe into the lake.
Cold soothes his small frame.
Cool wetness soaks  his pores,
He jumps in.
Can he swim?
No fear is a frightening habit....

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Written Gail DeBole 
in 1997

There once was a toe that was big
and was helpful when dancing a jig.
At times it was stubbed,
and washed in a tub
and, when young, spent some time in a crib.



Note: Part of the Portrait Collection...

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What do you do
When the sun is over you
And icicles drop down
On your big toe
Would you scream profanities
Crazy words would you say
Then you might crush those icicles
Under you sore feet
That’s exactly
What you would do
You tender-foot

Russell Sivey...

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Joey went bowlin
Dropped the ball his foot, now swollen
Only  pinky and big toe broken

His best friend Fred
Said
Why? ya bleedin man!

Joey hop and jump
Still bowled a strike
Then Joel fell on the floor went thump!!!

2/5/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Limerick: Once Big Chief Indian called Count Big Toe

Once Big Chief Indian called Count Big Toe
Always counting loud fingers and big toe
Big toes said they worth: Two!
Small toes wanted that Too!
Cut big toes: Now called Big Chief Count No Toe!

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Last year I built a snowman in the snow
 I skied in the snow and broke my big toe
                Snow is a lovely sight
                I enjoy snow at night
But I hate fake snow just ask my friend Bo







Inspired the one word limerick contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina
1-5-19...

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Wilma cried, “We are going too slow!”
But poor Flintstone could no faster go.
Not because of a flat. 
No, for nothing like that.
It was just Fred had stubbed his big toe!

Written Nov. 14, 2014 
For the Limerick Clean and Clever Contest of Roy Jerden
Yabba Dabba DOO!!!! And Boo Hoo Hoo!!!...

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Dreading up the past
when the past has left us behind

Dredging up the past
when it insists on being left buried

Fledgling future is waiting to be born
when death refuses to let go of life's big toe

Pledging the future to be more forgiving
when memory works all to well for the living....

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Raymond Magpie fell in love with a crow.
When she was around, he was a glow.
It cannot be true!
Said Mother Prue.
I will bring him home by his big toe.

So she did what she said she was going to do.
She dragged Raymond Magpie by his left shoe.
There he stays
Pinning his days
Wishing his mama was not a racist shrew....

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Why do people have love affairs with money?
It will never hug you and call you honey!
It's something that will come and go
If that's used to keep life balanced, 
I really hope you don't loose your big toe
When it's all gone and your staring at your last wall
Will you think about your fortune 500 brand in a picture down the hall?...

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yes indeed the pain is freed, 
when loved ones aint around,
 but there be willed my momma still,
 the veil can't still her sound.

Don Johnson

Ask a question and i hear,
a tiny voice within my ear,
she buzzes me to let me know,
my dad pulls on my ole big toe,
just saying we are here,
have no bloody fear, 
cos johnson says its so......

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