Short Bearded Poems
Short Bearded Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bearded by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bearded by length and keyword.
When Abba wowed the audience:
the only part I've ever seen!
Oh, and the bearded lady who
(I think) was a drag queen.
Categories:
bearded, music,
Form:
Rhyme
receding darkness
uncovers
the cities cold
bright sun
on bearded snow
3/16/2015
submitted to TANKA 2 - Poetry contest
Categories:
bearded, city,
Form:
Tanka
There was a bearded Irish man
who had the very largest hand
whose fingers plunged
when my hips lunged
all his digits at my command.
Categories:
bearded, funny, funny love,
Form:
Limerick
STABLE BOY
He was a kinda ultimate Lone Ranger
Come to rescue us from danger
A tall bearded stranger
But born in a manger
Categories:
bearded, best friend,
Form:
Monorhyme
Cave man writes poems
Six foot six under three hundred
Bearded and balding
No training high school English
I’m having fun none-the-less
Categories:
bearded, fun, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
I went to the fair to see a girl
We both got sick on the tilt-a-whirl
The bearded lady I saw
It was my mother-in-law
My stomach was weak so she made me hurl
Categories:
bearded, funny
Form:
Limerick
I've not seen my mother
She went away long ago
Though I see her heart
at the oven warming
old food in old saucepan
to serve her old baby
now a bearded man
Categories:
bearded, allusion, mother,
Form:
Free verse
A leprechaun bearded and old
Was packing a pipe as he told
At the rainbow's end
He said to me friend
They are after me pot of gold
Track: D12 - Purple Hills
Categories:
bearded, 12th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Three men standing bearded and beer bellied around a fire
Repeat the same phrases regarding politics and morals
Think they make a difference preaching to the choir
Categories:
bearded, political,
Form:
Rhyme
At the party, found I was once very special
Used to be a catch, a handsome young devil
Way way back
A long ago Jack
Now a bearded old fuddy, a little disheveled
Categories:
bearded, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
At a party, found I was once very special
Used to be a catch, a handsome young devil
Way way back
A long ago Jack
Now a bearded old fuddy, and a little disheveled
Categories:
bearded, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
At the party, found I was once very special
Used to be a catch, a handsome young devil
Way way back
A long ago Jack
Now a bearded old fuddy, and a little disheveled
Categories:
bearded, age,
Form:
Limerick
Deal or no deal
The banker sows the seed.
Will the amount offered
Satisfy your greed.
Deal or no deal
You leave with nearly nought.
But at least you got to see
That bearded bloke.
Categories:
bearded, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Accompanied by tambourines and his effacing pomp
A blind bearded man walks proudly through the gate
Warmth welcomed him a young man of eighty three
A kind gentle honest man now promoted to glory
Categories:
bearded, dedication
Form:
Free verse
A short-bearded man
began to write of his long life.
The book was published,
but not in this world
nor in any place
that could be illustrated.
Eyes did read it though -
but only his own.
Categories:
bearded, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
A man of middle height, bearded to his waist;
eyes almost hidden under heavy brows white;
stout and laborious of gait,
he came slowly by mid night…
bloody, could this man be “The Joker”. No fist!
Categories:
bearded, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The street light shined dimly
Its shallow shadows slithered
The icy covering now bearded
In a five o’clock shadow
His hand faltered
The easel rattled
His brush refocused
On the edge of the wind
Categories:
bearded, muse,
Form:
Free verse
~ Mr. and Mrs. Obsolete ~
A picker of pockets used to get cash
Now just credit cards, and never a stash
Shed a tear for old pickers
They're dying off quicker
Than bearded ladies without a moustache
Categories:
bearded, cry, farewell, silly,
Form:
Limerick
In the little old town of Three Rivers
Lived a lady who grew long whiskers
Joined a circus did he/she
Was a oddity yessiree
Till someone attacked her with some scissors
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
bearded, silly,
Form:
Limerick
"Most beards on most men, young or old,
contain the bacterial equivalent of a toilet bowl,
according to the latest research told."
That little fact pops into my head always when
I see anyone kissing bearded men.
Categories:
bearded, health, men,
Form:
Rhyme
She’d statuesque legs, and eyes that smoulder
Over came Jacques, tipped her on the shoulder
‘Excuse-moi, femme fatal’
‘J’adore’ your bearded pal
“Does she have ‘un pistolet’ or holster?”
Categories:
bearded, french, fun, people,
Form:
Limerick
I wear a beard of aging, upon a cliff-face chin
A year has passed and grown its hairs out from my mottled skin
Mistakes sit there unchallenged, to each fibre clings a sin
Yet despite my facial mask of age the clubs won’t let me in
Categories:
bearded, adventure, angst, confusion, funny, growing up, hope,
Form:
Monorhyme
Cottage cheese is a delightful treat when anyone is sombre!
Take a bite, in spite of spite,
And you'll be quite the charmer!!!
(explodes into gay rainbow random confetti)
*inspired by obscenely old, gay bearded wizards*
Categories:
bearded, food, funny, life,
Form:
Rhyme
I saw a bearded man
and two bricks
one atop another
On a gallery floor
Is that art?
my mind asked itself
The facial expression made me a bit queasy
I may have smiled
but now I don't remember
They protest at Andre's events now
push comes to shove
Categories:
bearded, art, perspective, visionary,
Form:
Free verse
The tattoos all over the body of that young lady ~
what will they look like when she's seventy or eighty?
I'm afraid the ass of that sweet young lass
smelling flowers above her reclining lover in the grass
will slowly start squatting down on his bearded face, alas.
Categories:
bearded, humorous, time, woman,
Form:
Light Verse