Short Bathroom Poems
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There was a man who went out late
And tried to rape a .38
He called women "receptacles"
'Til one blew off his testicles.
tears sstings her eyes
into the bathroom she crys
she takes them one by one
when she awakes in the morning
ill be gone.
Form:
I hate to clean the bathroom floor...
my thinning hair is there - much more!
For "Couplet Challenge" sponsored by Susan Burch.
At three years old
he pushed open the bathroom door
informed me that
"Monsters don't have eyes".
John G. Lawless
5/8/2020
a hundred year
blinds covered
in dusty
of the bathroom
exactly
cutting across
on a sunny afternoon
with the space between them.
Don't mess with whales
Ocean is home:
Whale's bed, playground
Office, business
Bathroom, resto
Ring, court, buffet
Etcetera.
Slong
My slong can
brightly illuminated himself so
I don’t need a
torch to
lead me through
the darkness to
the bathroom.
Metamucil can be deadly
Can cause a bathroom medley
Reaching High “C”
Ships sink at sea
Sound causes traffic jams in NYC
Writing is vanity,
except in the bathroom,
where vanity lies beneath,
and is replaced up top
by a truth-telling device
called a mirror.
Was a young lad from Missouri
Rushing about in a flurry
- A bathroom to find
- His bowels were maligned
Oops! Never mind. End of story.
Bursting for a bathroom;
Tim Horton’s stop
~ closed for cleaning
For Susan Burch’s contest
“Show Me The Anger”
Won 2nd place
0101101001 - I'm bleeding straight binary!
I'd seriously wait to use the bathroom,
If I were in your shoes...Do you think they might fit me?
Charmin Bathroom Tissue
How clean am I
Pattern tissues sheet cleans my bottom
Flushed after I cleansed
11/03/17
by James Edward Lee Sr.
Alfoil
If you leave alfoil in
the bathroom for
too long or
if you sneeze accidently or
on purpose they won’t
amount to
anything.
your monogrammed towel
still hangs on the bathroom rack
missing your strong hands
now dry as an old stamp pad
it no longer weeps your loss
We were eight children
crowded in a little house;
and just one bathroom.
5/5/16
For Contest: Haiku on "My Family"
Hosted by: Marvin Celestial
good and evil
vaguely viewed through morning fog…
bathroom mirror steamed
Gods and Devils contest
19 Jan 2015
A guy went shopping at the mall
And got stuck in a bathroom stall
He tried to slide low
Head caught on his toe
Forcing him to do a slip slide crawl
Her eyes see clouds above the ridge
As if she soon might cross that bridge
But its a scam
She just wants jam
(The bathroom scales are by the fridge)
I had trouble using the bathroom
Nothing would come out--no zoom
I would have to sit
Straining a bit
Feeling awful like I’m in doom
Russell Sivey
through bathroom windows
moon reveals two silhouettes
entering water
A sexy sensual sexyku for Richard's Contest.
2/20/2017
Darting off to the bathroom,
Had too many coffee's,
Get outta my way
I gotta go pee.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
July.25/2005
So now I lie on the bathroom floor,
Blank eyes stare at the ceiling.
And on the mirror, painted red
From a cut that is bleeding;
Am I good enough now?
O'Leary was sick drinking beer
He hoped it would all disappear
There was no one around
As he crawled on the ground
Thanking God that the bathroom was near
it has music tune
it was about june
i got in the shower
about the same hour
my lover came in
mabe it was sin
i have nogret
it was passion
BATHROOM SEX