Short Banker Poems

A calendar is like a banker,
Lending of days,
Accepting deposits only once,
Lending every day,
Until the last!...

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they do  it make loan
and so on so on
its there thing
some happen they bring
they or deep thinker
theyer call
BANKER...

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Thinker,
failure,
soldier,
sailor,
airman,
dead man,
grief.
Politician,
preacher,
blind man,
teacher,
banker,
usurer,
thief....

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The banker said "pack your things"
"Ain't nothing holding you here"
"Just rent a place till you find"
"Your cozy cabin on the plains"...

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Oh no, the banker made plans
To put stolen money in his hands
Got very uptight
Hid the money out of sight
Then, sent out a list of demands...

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Geithner's true motives fall lost
when Congress gets double-crossed
by Fed Ponzi schemes
and banker wet dreams
while countless are getting tossed....

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Trip On A Tanker

We had taken a trip on a tanker;
Arrived at a dock and did anchor;
We would land;
Saw much sand;
The first one off was a big banker.

Jim Horn...

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Harry Jayson was a banker never at fault
he ignored any personal assault.
He was free and easy-going
nary a care showing
until Friday night he got locked in the vault....

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The homophobic banker he was penned
That careless fool was found to misspend
He thought prison would be cake
Until he met fat old Jake
Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!...

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A banker decides to give it a shot
After quitting his job on the spot
He brought a nice farm
That sound an alarm
When animals start to swarm
Trying to woo him with charm...

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by Wayne Wysocki

There once was a banker from Kent
Whose life was fanatically bent
    On saving each quid
    Like no other did
And moaning with each pound he spent...

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Living in one
renting the other
Owning them both
then to discover
As owner I’m captive
the tenant is free
In debt to the banker
—remortgaging me

(The New Room: January, 2024)
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Deal or no deal
The banker sows the seed.
Will the amount offered
Satisfy your greed.

Deal or no deal
You leave with nearly nought.
But at least you got to see
That bearded bloke....

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industrial and
banker...politician and
military man

they are all the same...
when running the world for us
it's profit for them

why not people from...
say...the arts sciences as
our freedom leaders...

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There once was a banker from Britain

Who sat on a snake and was bitten

    But his assets were apprised

    To have quadrupled in size

While attending nurses were smitten!



                              Timothy I. Brumley...

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Limerick : Once a Banker from starving Wall Street

Once a Banker from starving Wall Street
Craved for a mountain of juicy meat
So he hired King Kong
To play U. N. Ding-Dong
Now the World avidly kiss his feet.

© T. Wignesan  - Paris,  2013...

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I knew I could stand on you,
To you I can always be true,
Like the ship attached to anchor
Richer than any other banker. 

Moments that I need comfort,
Or need to find a safe front,
I know you are always there,
Whenever I need your care....

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Milburn Drysdale was an avaricious banker.
On the show, he was very funny.
If he lost consciousness, he didn't need smelling salts.
All he had to do was smell some money.

based on the television show "The Beverly Hillbillies".
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Ha, is Life a joy killer?
A sore loser? A penny pincher?
A dream wrecker? A home breaker?
Or is it a wisecracker? A joker?
A safe cracker? A bushwhacker?
A hell raiser? A heaven buster?
Or maybe, a trekker? A way marker?
A banker? An anchor? A timer?

Nah...Life is God's supreme Lekker!...

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Once there was a guy who was named Hunter 
who was once a lawyer and a banker. 
His father was handsome Joe
who ran his own "tik tok" show; 
Who looked like Dunham's dummy named Walter. 


*Just for fun.* 

November 22, 2022

The Bidens Poetry Contest (4th place)
Sponsored by: Anthony Biaanco...

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Surprise! Surprise!
 Another banker lies.
The people he robs
Of their wealth and jobs,
Are left to wonder, 
to ask how they,
Have to, for years, 
To continue to pay,
Whilst the high placed
Thieves walk away,
With the fruits of their 
Deception and theft.
What does this tell 
us about our world?

Is there any morality left?...

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Hope built on imaginary gains, 

A resort of d poor, 

We are addicted. 

It is summer, pam 3 with 4, or 4 from 4, 

In fact my late grandfather gave me

A sure banker! Liverpool vs Southampton,

This Saturday with #5000, 

Am sure to b richer than Bill Gate

To b richer faster,

I shall invest heavily on baba ijebu......

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Words are all I can leave
That enrich the account we own,
No banker can offer more
Than a heart free of loan
 
Keep them safe as I have done
From bandits of our years,
Every thought denied each naught
Matured with few of tears
 
Treasures have we lived
With best of hope and free, 
True words are the best I give
Our bond is thus to we...

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Star Sprayer

Twinkler
Sprinkler

Cleaning Freak

Hyper
Wiper

Flautist Pickpocket

Piper
Swiper

Complaining Hitman

Griper
Sniper

Test for Savant Autism

Rain Man
Brain Scan

Not Heard in France

Thank 'ee
Yankee

Capitalist Jerk

Wanker
Banker

Oct. 21, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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My girl Ellie came from Philly
She loves chili from the deli
Such a Silly Sally
Saw her dilly-dally
For a million hours
Smelling gillyflowers
Under hilly towers.

My pop Billy Banker
Was a willy wanker
He was really bonkers
With his deely-bobbers
He loved jelly
Marie Corelli
His cat Milly
And!
Watching telly
With a lily
On his belly....

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