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Cellblock Follies

The homophobic banker he was penned That careless fool was found to misspend He thought prison would be cake Until he met fat old Jake Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!

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Vicky Tsiluma

Date: 6/11/2012 5:57:00 AM

I'd say the banker is a recipient of his own irony but no one deserves a fat hairy boyfriend. Yikes!!! ...Congrats Natalie.

Kash Poet

Date: 6/10/2012 7:31:00 AM

Congrats on your win in Andrea's contest.Enjoyed the fun here.Good to see you back.....

Ralph Taylor

Date: 6/9/2012 11:57:00 AM

Congrats, Natalie. Excellent. Nice going. huga, Ralph

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 6/9/2012 7:13:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

David Williams

Date: 6/9/2012 7:06:00 AM

Nat, congrats on your win, love it..David

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 6/9/2012 5:32:00 AM

Congratulations on a fine limerick xx

Terry O'Leary

Date: 6/9/2012 4:56:00 AM

Congratulations on your HM! Funny... but scary... Terry

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/9/2012 12:44:00 AM

Yours was awesomely funny, Natalie. Congrats on the HM. Soupmail.

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 2/7/2012 8:35:00 AM

Congratulations to you on your win in Debbie Guzzi 's "Change for the Meter" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

Mike Dailey

Date: 2/5/2012 10:56:00 AM

Hate the picture it paints but it paints it so well that I like the poem. MIke

David Williams

Date: 2/5/2012 10:53:00 AM

Natalie congrats on your win..David

Bob Quigley

Date: 2/5/2012 8:27:00 AM

Love the limerick Natalie. Congratulations

James Fraser

Date: 12/13/2011 1:11:00 PM

Many congratulations on your win in pd's Block contest. Now this is a poem that doesn't desire me to have images. Nice one Natalie :)

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 12/12/2011 10:49:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in Destroyer ~Poet's "Block~Block~Block" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/10/2011 12:41:00 PM

NATALIE, CONGRATULATIONS on your wonderful #2 win in my BLOCK~BLOCK contest. Thank you for supporting a contest judged and inspired by my son... hope you don't mind... The contest was his idea... Sorry! That did not mention it on my contest page... Enjoy your day always,..p.d.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/10/2011 11:41:00 AM

YES.... NATALIE... I WOULD BE INSULTED....LOL...I BEAT YOU TO THE HAT PUNCH...LOL.... NO NO NO.... I WAS ABOUT TO POST A BLOG IN MY SANTA HAT.... AND THANK YOU ..REALLY... BUT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... POP ON THE ""HAPPY NEW YEARS HAT""" BEFORE I DO... LOL.... YOU KEEP YOUR HAWAII LOOK.....LOL.... TA TA TA TA!!!! LOVE YA.... P.D.

Jack Horne

Date: 12/7/2011 2:39:00 PM

LOL, I got a scary visual of big, hairy, old Jake : )

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/7/2011 3:28:00 PM