Cellblock Follies

The homophobic banker he was penned
That careless fool was found to misspend
He thought prison would be cake
Until he met fat old Jake
Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Tsiluma Avatar
June 11, 2012 at 5:57 AM
I'd say the banker is a recipient of his own irony but no one deserves a fat hairy boyfriend. Yikes!!! ...Congrats Natalie.
Poet Avatar
June 10, 2012 at 7:31 AM
Congrats on your win in Andrea's contest.Enjoyed the fun here.Good to see you back.....
Taylor Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Congrats, Natalie. Excellent. Nice going. huga, Ralph
Brown Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 7:13 AM
Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
Williams Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 7:06 AM
Nat, congrats on your win, love it..David
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 5:32 AM
Congratulations on a fine limerick xx
O'Leary Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 4:56 AM
Congratulations on your HM! Funny... but scary... Terry
Dietrich Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 12:44 AM
Yours was awesomely funny, Natalie. Congrats on the HM. Soupmail.
Brown Avatar
February 7, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Congratulations to you on your win in Debbie Guzzi 's "Change for the Meter" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
Dailey Avatar
February 5, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Hate the picture it paints but it paints it so well that I like the poem. MIke
Williams Avatar
February 5, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Natalie congrats on your win..David
Quigley Avatar
February 5, 2012 at 8:27 AM
Love the limerick Natalie. Congratulations
Fraser Avatar
December 13, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Many congratulations on your win in pd's Block contest. Now this is a poem that doesn't desire me to have images. Nice one Natalie :)
Brown Avatar
December 12, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Congratulations on your win in Destroyer ~Poet's "Block~Block~Block" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
A   Avatar
December 10, 2011 at 12:41 PM
NATALIE, CONGRATULATIONS on your wonderful #2 win in my BLOCK~BLOCK contest. Thank you for supporting a contest judged and inspired by my son... hope you don't mind... The contest was his idea... Sorry! That did not mention it on my contest page... Enjoy your day always,..p.d.
A   Avatar
December 10, 2011 at 11:41 AM
YES.... NATALIE... I WOULD BE INSULTED....LOL...I BEAT YOU TO THE HAT PUNCH...LOL.... NO NO NO.... I WAS ABOUT TO POST A BLOG IN MY SANTA HAT.... AND THANK YOU ..REALLY... BUT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... POP ON THE ""HAPPY NEW YEARS HAT""" BEFORE I DO... LOL.... YOU KEEP YOUR HAWAII LOOK.....LOL.... TA TA TA TA!!!! LOVE YA.... P.D.
Horne Avatar
December 7, 2011 at 2:39 PM
LOL, I got a scary visual of big, hairy, old Jake : )
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
December 7, 2011 at 3:28 PM
That's what I like to hear Jack :) Thanks so much and sorry that you had to face that type of trauma, btw!
Pettit Avatar
December 6, 2011 at 11:51 PM
Crime doesn't pay. That's what your well-written limerick is saying.
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
December 7, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Robert...Yes, crime doesn't pay and neither does being a homophobe....Let people do what they want....it's their business :)
A   Avatar
December 6, 2011 at 11:51 PM
thank you for the support,..p.d.
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
December 7, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Thanks hon for sponsoring the contest :)
Loving Iii Avatar
December 6, 2011 at 8:04 PM
what a filthy mind.
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
December 6, 2011 at 9:43 PM
Glad someone thinks so I guess :)
Jones Avatar
December 6, 2011 at 5:42 PM
hahahahahahaHA! WTG, Natilie, love it!~N
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
December 6, 2011 at 9:44 PM
Awesome Nancy-thanks so very much :)
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