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The homophobic banker he was penned That careless fool was found to misspend He thought prison would be cake Until he met fat old Jake Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 6/11/2012 5:57:00 AM
I'd say the banker is a recipient of his own irony but no one deserves a fat hairy boyfriend. Yikes!!! ...Congrats Natalie.
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Date: 6/10/2012 7:31:00 AM
Congrats on your win in Andrea's contest.Enjoyed the fun here.Good to see you back.....
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Date: 6/9/2012 11:57:00 AM
Congrats, Natalie. Excellent. Nice going. huga, Ralph
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Date: 6/9/2012 7:13:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/9/2012 7:06:00 AM
Nat, congrats on your win, love it..David
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Date: 6/9/2012 5:32:00 AM
Congratulations on a fine limerick xx
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Date: 6/9/2012 4:56:00 AM
Congratulations on your HM! Funny... but scary... Terry
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Date: 6/9/2012 12:44:00 AM
Yours was awesomely funny, Natalie. Congrats on the HM. Soupmail.
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Date: 2/7/2012 8:35:00 AM
Congratulations to you on your win in Debbie Guzzi 's "Change for the Meter" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/5/2012 10:56:00 AM
Hate the picture it paints but it paints it so well that I like the poem. MIke
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Date: 2/5/2012 10:53:00 AM
Natalie congrats on your win..David
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Date: 2/5/2012 8:27:00 AM
Love the limerick Natalie. Congratulations
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Date: 12/13/2011 1:11:00 PM
Many congratulations on your win in pd's Block contest. Now this is a poem that doesn't desire me to have images. Nice one Natalie :)
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Date: 12/12/2011 10:49:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Destroyer ~Poet's "Block~Block~Block" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/10/2011 12:41:00 PM
NATALIE, CONGRATULATIONS on your wonderful #2 win in my BLOCK~BLOCK contest. Thank you for supporting a contest judged and inspired by my son... hope you don't mind... The contest was his idea... Sorry! That did not mention it on my contest page... Enjoy your day always,..p.d.
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Date: 12/10/2011 11:41:00 AM
YES.... NATALIE... I WOULD BE INSULTED....LOL...I BEAT YOU TO THE HAT PUNCH...LOL.... NO NO NO.... I WAS ABOUT TO POST A BLOG IN MY SANTA HAT.... AND THANK YOU ..REALLY... BUT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... POP ON THE ""HAPPY NEW YEARS HAT""" BEFORE I DO... LOL.... YOU KEEP YOUR HAWAII LOOK.....LOL.... TA TA TA TA!!!! LOVE YA.... P.D.
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Date: 12/7/2011 2:39:00 PM
LOL, I got a scary visual of big, hairy, old Jake : )
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/7/2011 3:28:00 PM
That's what I like to hear Jack :) Thanks so much and sorry that you had to face that type of trauma, btw!
Date: 12/6/2011 11:51:00 PM
Crime doesn't pay. That's what your well-written limerick is saying.
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/7/2011 11:20:00 AM
Robert...Yes, crime doesn't pay and neither does being a homophobe....Let people do what they want....it's their business :)
Date: 12/6/2011 11:51:00 PM
thank you for the support,..p.d.
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/7/2011 11:20:00 AM
Thanks hon for sponsoring the contest :)
Date: 12/6/2011 8:04:00 PM
what a filthy mind.
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/6/2011 9:43:00 PM
Glad someone thinks so I guess :)
Date: 12/6/2011 5:42:00 PM
hahahahahahaHA! WTG, Natilie, love it!~N
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/6/2011 9:44:00 PM
Awesome Nancy-thanks so very much :)