Cellblock Follies

The homophobic banker he was penned
That careless fool was found to misspend
He thought prison would be cake
Until he met fat old Jake
Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 6/11/2012 5:57:00 AM
I'd say the banker is a recipient of his own irony but no one deserves a fat hairy boyfriend. Yikes!!! ...Congrats Natalie.
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Date: 6/10/2012 7:31:00 AM
Congrats on your win in Andrea's contest.Enjoyed the fun here.Good to see you back.....
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Date: 6/9/2012 11:57:00 AM
Congrats, Natalie. Excellent. Nice going. huga, Ralph
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Date: 6/9/2012 7:13:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/9/2012 7:06:00 AM
Nat, congrats on your win, love it..David
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Date: 6/9/2012 5:32:00 AM
Congratulations on a fine limerick xx
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Date: 6/9/2012 4:56:00 AM
Congratulations on your HM! Funny... but scary... Terry
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Date: 6/9/2012 12:44:00 AM
Yours was awesomely funny, Natalie. Congrats on the HM. Soupmail.
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Date: 2/7/2012 8:35:00 AM
Congratulations to you on your win in Debbie Guzzi 's "Change for the Meter" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/5/2012 10:56:00 AM
Hate the picture it paints but it paints it so well that I like the poem. MIke
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Date: 2/5/2012 10:53:00 AM
Natalie congrats on your win..David
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Date: 2/5/2012 8:27:00 AM
Love the limerick Natalie. Congratulations
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Date: 12/13/2011 1:11:00 PM
Many congratulations on your win in pd's Block contest. Now this is a poem that doesn't desire me to have images. Nice one Natalie :)
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Date: 12/12/2011 10:49:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Destroyer ~Poet's "Block~Block~Block" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/10/2011 12:41:00 PM
NATALIE, CONGRATULATIONS on your wonderful #2 win in my BLOCK~BLOCK contest. Thank you for supporting a contest judged and inspired by my son... hope you don't mind... The contest was his idea... Sorry! That did not mention it on my contest page... Enjoy your day always,..p.d.
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Date: 12/10/2011 11:41:00 AM
YES.... NATALIE... I WOULD BE INSULTED....LOL...I BEAT YOU TO THE HAT PUNCH...LOL.... NO NO NO.... I WAS ABOUT TO POST A BLOG IN MY SANTA HAT.... AND THANK YOU ..REALLY... BUT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... POP ON THE ""HAPPY NEW YEARS HAT""" BEFORE I DO... LOL.... YOU KEEP YOUR HAWAII LOOK.....LOL.... TA TA TA TA!!!! LOVE YA.... P.D.
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Date: 12/7/2011 2:39:00 PM
LOL, I got a scary visual of big, hairy, old Jake : )
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/7/2011 3:28:00 PM
That's what I like to hear Jack :) Thanks so much and sorry that you had to face that type of trauma, btw!
Date: 12/6/2011 11:51:00 PM
Crime doesn't pay. That's what your well-written limerick is saying.
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/7/2011 11:20:00 AM
Robert...Yes, crime doesn't pay and neither does being a homophobe....Let people do what they want....it's their business :)
Date: 12/6/2011 11:51:00 PM
thank you for the support,..p.d.
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/7/2011 11:20:00 AM
Thanks hon for sponsoring the contest :)
Date: 12/6/2011 8:04:00 PM
what a filthy mind.
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/6/2011 9:43:00 PM
Glad someone thinks so I guess :)
Date: 12/6/2011 5:42:00 PM
hahahahahahaHA! WTG, Natilie, love it!~N
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Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Date: 12/6/2011 9:44:00 PM
Awesome Nancy-thanks so very much :)
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