Short Aunties Poems

They value their antics 
Not worth their aunties...

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Kyree' is his name 
The love we share is insane 
He is Aunties' Prince ? ?...

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A Warlock was counting the bounties
From nabbing a Coven of Aunties
When to his dismay
Discovered that day
They all hid "The Curse" in their panties!...

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Weary old frog a cousin of aunties
Chased a young fly named Mr. McBanties
Mr. B was too quick for him
Took a bad turn on a whim
Ended up in my neighbor’s pink panties...

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Nothing cooled the jets of Charlene Banties
Not drink or water hose from her aunties.
Sticky by summer’s night
Sweat master by daylight
Summer sun kept her wet to her panties....

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To weddings Ann went alone perplexed
Her love life her aunties favorite subject
So she turned a bit juvenile
At a great uncles funeral 
And exclaimed to the Aunties “you’re next” !...

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I always wanted my auntie’s giraffe vase that held flowers.
It was given to me on a day where the sky filled with showers.
I brought him home and filled him up with posies fine.
Thrilled in every direction that he was finally and truly mine!...

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I’m friends with the skeletons in the closet,
Knives, razors and all sharp instruments are my best friends.
Poison; they’re my parents,
Guns are my cousins.
Water save me i'm drowning,
fire help me i'm burning; they’re my aunties and uncles.
And me…
My name is Suicidal....

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Thinking of all the running turkeys
Having all my family around
Aunties and mothers cooking food 
Nice family dinners 
Kicking the mash poatoes and gravy
Stuffing with your turkey
Gravy,gravy,gravy,gravy
Ice cream and pie
Very interisting " I guess?" 
Nice to meet you
Grandparents being around...

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With the confidence of a grandma
She picked up a purse and threw it over her arm
I am going shopping! The two year old announced.
Her mother rolled her eyes.

Her aunties reached for their purses.
They were going with her.
They did not want to miss a thing.
They picked her up as they headed for the car....

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I grew up way before my time
Taking on motherly duties as if these kids are mine
Helping Grandma out when papa died
Helping Aunties smile when they feel down
Talking to uncles every now and then
Befriending sisters 'cause
Fathers not around

But through all my learning they never 
Taught me how
To Be A Teen 
Someone help me please........

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YOU ARE NEXT!


Wedding coat finery
covering my wretched dismay.
After pinching cheeks
aunties would always say,

“You are next!”
as if saying made it so.
Countless times it happened
no matter how often I said no.

Until I discovered how to stop it
using this little ironic gem;
now when I see them at family funerals
I started saying it to them!...

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Today
I think of myself as the dew on pink morning roses,
the ones in aunties garden,
i smell them now that the moon has slipped away,
leaving in its' wake
a circus
of 
seashells that were once fine minds, 
women who endured the night and
its men who spoke of their own grandeur 
after the cognac bottle was dry. 
I see them through the prisms of a dewdrop self, 
still silent as the morning rose bursts forth....

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Children eager for Christmas day
Happy excited new toys to play
Readily writing Santa a letter
Image of snowman on their new sweater
Snowflakes slow falling, crisp and white
Treats and goodies, festive delights
Mince pies on the table, mistletoe kisses
Aunties, uncles, other relatives come visit
Songs of carolers angelic voices appear
.....Wishing everyone Merry Christmas cheer.
 
                     05.12.20...

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The medic said put on these knickers
By golly they caused me loud snickers
Featuring a butt flap
They are truly mad cap
Not ‘cut out’ for tea at the Vicars!

Some people would term them ‘moon panties’
Their massive like those of my aunties
You may not want to spoon
When panties show a ‘moon’
These truly are not ladies scanties!

Inspired by my recent colonoscopy experience!

07/19/20...

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Girls in tight dresses who remove their panties
Tiny white g-strings and not like HIS aunties
He's a philanderer and he pulls their strings
Affairs are a few of his favourite things

When his wife calls … he’s in a ‘meeting’
He’s a low life, always cheating
But he is deceitful and he doesn’t care
And denies that he’s even had an affair

VERY loosely based on my favourite things

10/28/18...

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Our mother-land 
gave birth to our mothers
That gave us mother-care
I say Thank you,
Despite the rigours of mother-hood
You still showed ur motherly-love
Such is evidence of a mothers love
I say Thank you,
Even to our sisters,aunties & 
grannies
That loved us like their own
An example of mother figures
I say Thank you,
Even to my mother 
The mother to all & the mother 
amongst mothers
An epitome of all that motherly-love 
carries
I say THANK YOU!!...

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Her colors are outrageous the grays and tans said.
I loved them myself, so thought they were off in their head.
The other kids loved Auntie’s slather of gorgeous hues too.
For blah beige-type colors we truly wanted to give a loud boo.

Auntie’s house was full of giggles, play, happiness and fun.
We loved everything about her, she had us nieces on the run.
Her décor was no more colorful than she was herself.
She designed every wall, window, pillow, and overhead shelf....

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