Short Asses Poems
Short Asses Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Asses by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Asses by length and keyword.
Glasses and Asses
Professorial glasses
don't prevent to wiggle asses....
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Categories:
asses, age, body, fun, humor, image, imagery, irony,
Form:
Couplet
Bright Sparks
they call it poem!
have you read their .... backwards?
smart-asses bright sparks...
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Categories:
asses, anti bullying,
Form:
Senryu
Automobiles
Human
contrived playthings
that transports fat asses
places we would never, ever
walk to....
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Categories:
asses,
Form:
Cinquain
Professorial Glasses
Often even professorial glasses
don't help heads not to look like asses.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014...
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Categories:
asses, for him, humorous, image, men, people,
Form:
Couplet
Failure
Every failure
Is a step towards success
If you just take the time
To the reasons asses
WIZDUMBs by JA 302...
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Categories:
asses, wisdom,
Form:
Narrative
Epigram On the Immigration Debate
Give us your poor, your huddled masses,
And we will feed them with the grasses
Made green by political asses....
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Categories:
asses, people, philosophy, political,
Form:
Epigram
Asses In Classes
In asses no classes,
All are the same case,
In cl-asses,
All are asses,
But,
The teachers assess one!...
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Categories:
asses, identity, student, teacher,
Form:
Imagism
Aestheticism
I am an aesthete to the nature and its colors,
what will be the beauty of its creator?
My aestheticism fails to asses....
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Categories:
asses, art, inspirational, nature, passion, philosophy, visionary
Form:
Haiku
Best Buy
i thought
it was
an ass
i put
down
cash
but when
i got
her
home
we
both
laughed
our asses
off
she
was
a mule...
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Categories:
asses, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Oppressor Has Three Asses
Oppressor has three A’s….By Peter Onyancha
Alas,
The witch has three asses
The beast in front
The head atop
And the garbage behind
See him at night....
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Categories:
asses, people
Form:
Epigram
Why Bad Things Happen To Asses
On the frozen lake the ass had gone asleep
While slumbering he did not know
his heat devolved the ice below
In despair the ass abound
underwater and quickly drowned....
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Categories:
asses, winter, wisdom, youth,
Form:
ABC
I Believe In What They Say
their brains, equatorial rainforests
abilities, tools of a grading tractor
friends, wild asses of humanity
ideology, thorny bush pedestrian
despite, yellow stars twinkle brightly...
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Categories:
asses, metaphor, philosophy, satire,
Form:
Cinquain
Self Propulsion
There was a wild drink-craving pair
Who an Aussie airliner’s fuel did share.
It made in their guts masses of gases
Propelling them south via their asses.
Maori swear they’re Maero from thin air....
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Categories:
asses, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Drunken Vicars - For the Bawdy Contest
There once was a party of vicars,
Well known for their liking of liquors,
They said to the masses:
‘Hey, look at our asses’,
And peeled off the skimpiest knickers.
For Roy’s Bawdy limerick contest...
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Categories:
asses, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Jocks - Geeks
Jocks
gruff, tough
grinning, winning, sinning
asses and passes; glasses and classes
fluting, computing, disputing
wordy, nerdy
Geeks
For the Diamante Contest of Janis Thompson...
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Categories:
asses, people,
Form:
Diamante
Bananas
Walmart's single most popular item is bananas
Noticed a large number of buyers have real hairy asses
Is there a correlation
That causes vibrations
Actually, when I pass trees, I emote happy gasses...
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Categories:
asses, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Election Day Footles
Election Day Footles
Non-Voters
Passive
Asses
Unenrolled Voters
Selection
Defection
Last ditch pitch
Stand out
Hand out
Crumpled and pitched
Pamphlet
Spam-let
3/3/2016...
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Categories:
asses, humor, political,
Form:
Footle
A Beach Ballet
In a distant land many miles away
Lived a hermit who dilly-dallied all through the day
When it came time for slumber
He resorted to counting numbers
Of young lasses showing asses part of a beach ballet...
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Categories:
asses, beautiful,
Form:
Limerick
The Beach Ballet
In a distant land many miles away
Lived a hermit who dilly dallied all through the day
When it came time for slumber
He resorted to counting numbers
Of young lasses showing asses part of the beach ballet...
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Categories:
asses, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Pelicans
Pelicans crack me up, they waddle like Aunt Bea
But they're much more agile, they can also fly free
Aunt Bea jumps then crashes
On her multitude of fat asses
Methinks she's seen better days when she was three...
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Categories:
asses, fish,
Form:
Limerick
Doss, the Boss
Once there was a good man called Doss, the Boss
scape goat for all, tried even by all idiot asses
no idiot will see him as intellect nor ass
all see some dimension of ignorance
bloody what ignorance could an ignorant see in doss?...
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Categories:
asses, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Memores of Eddie Birchmore
A heavy man
(in more ways than
one"
Got his message across
before he left
this mortal
coil
Let us remember
to "get our asses to the
polls and vote"
Eddie Birchmore...
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Categories:
asses, fantasy
Form:
Free verse
The Beach Ballet
In a distant land many miles away
Lived a hermit who dilly dallied all through the day
When it came time for slumber
He resorted to counting numbers
Of young lasses showing asses part of the beach ballet
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
asses, fun,
Form:
Limerick
"quilted Rugs"
Asses Bray Constantly,
Defiantly Endeavoring Freedom,
Gaining Hellacious Injuries!
Joking Kentuckians Leap
Midgets Near Ohio,
Pondering Quilted Rugs -
Scientists Traveling, Understand:
Vampires Witholding Xrays,
Yodel Zanily!...
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Categories:
asses, funny
Form:
ABC
World War Ii 'senryu X3'
~*~
~~*~~
WORLD WAR TWO HITS US
JAPAN GERMANY BOTH STRIKE
WE KICK THEIR ASSES
~*~
CARPET BOMB EUROPE
NAZIS FIRST JAPAN IS NEXT
TWO ATOMIC BOMBS
~*~
NINETEEN FORTY FIVE
HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE
JAPANESE GIVE UP
~~*~~
~*~...
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Categories:
asses, america, freedom, military, patriotic, success, war, world,
Form:
Senryu