Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Bananas

Walmart's single most popular item is bananas
Noticed a large number of buyers have real hairy asses
Is there a correlation
That causes vibrations
Actually, when I pass trees, I emote happy gasses

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 5, 2018 at 11:50 AM You is bananas ;) love it Jack! A lovely day to you! xomo <3 Jack Ellison February 5, 2018 at 12:09 PM Ahhh! That's it... keep getting an urge to climb trees!!! Loopy!!! GOOD MORNING DEAR MO!!! Love, Happy Jack xoxox

Silent One February 5, 2018 at 7:18 AM Ha... Why are you looking at their hairy asses? Jack Ellison February 5, 2018 at 7:26 AM Methinks it could be I don't have a lot of time left!!! I'm rushing to keep the images along with me on my journey!!! Makes sense eh!!! GOOD MORNING SO!!!

Lim'Rik Flats February 5, 2018 at 7:16 AM Do you fill your cart//(when you go to Walmart)//with bananas and whiskey?//or things a bit frisky//like those frilly things dear to your heart? GOOD MORNING JACKIE BOY!!! Jack Ellison February 5, 2018 at 7:22 AM Have you seen some of those strange people that frequent Walmart??? Whoooaaaa! WOW up and attim early today!!! HAPPY DAY TO YOU!!!