Pelicans

Pelicans crack me up, they waddle like Aunt Bea But they're much more agile, they can also fly free Aunt Bea jumps then crashes On her multitude of fat asses Methinks she's seen better days when she was three

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Patricia Cresswell

Date: 9/20/2017 9:54:00 PM

Aw she was a sweet soul. I wouldn't have minded an Aunt Bea.

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/21/2017 6:03:00 AM

Me too... even with all those flabby bums!!! LOL xxx

Audrey Haick

Date: 9/20/2017 6:56:00 PM

!!! Too funny, Jack! Poor Aunt Bea's assets have become her "Jailers". lol...Too funny, but true. Hi Jack! Thanks for the laughter... Good to know that you're still here in the Soup! Peace and love to you, always, ~*~ Annalise

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/20/2017 7:48:00 PM

So happy to hear it gave a tickle Annalise!!!Thanks for dropping sweet thing! PLEASE don;t be a stranger!!! Love and big squeezie hugs, Jacko! XXX

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 9/20/2017 9:31:00 AM

Aunt Bea of Mayberry Fame?//Andy's ire you might inflame//Andy's polite//But he might fight//you for your "Bea's fat ass" claim. JUMP ON JACKIE BOY!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/20/2017 9:35:00 AM

Hey! All Aunt Beas have fat asses, don't they??? SORRY, MY APOLOGIES!!!

Russell Sivey

Date: 9/20/2017 6:27:00 AM

I don't know, when Aunt Bea was three she probably fell a lot then too, just the nature of children! I thought your amazing write was on target for awesome humor, and I was right, it hit the mark! I surely loved reading this kindly funny poem this morning! What a remarkable piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/20/2017 7:02:00 AM

Thanks again Russell my friend for your loyalty!!! CHEERS!