Pelicans

Pelicans crack me up, they waddle like Aunt Bea But they're much more agile, they can also fly free Aunt Bea jumps then crashes On her multitude of fat asses Methinks she's seen better days when she was three
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Cresswell Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 9:54 PM
Aw she was a sweet soul. I wouldn't have minded an Aunt Bea.
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 6:03 AM
Me too... even with all those flabby bums!!! LOL xxx
Haick Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 6:56 PM
!!! Too funny, Jack! Poor Aunt Bea's assets have become her "Jailers". lol...Too funny, but true. Hi Jack! Thanks for the laughter... Good to know that you're still here in the Soup! Peace and love to you, always, ~*~ Annalise
Ellison Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 7:48 PM
So happy to hear it gave a tickle Annalise!!!Thanks for dropping sweet thing! PLEASE don;t be a stranger!!! Love and big squeezie hugs, Jacko! XXX
Flats Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 9:31 AM
Aunt Bea of Mayberry Fame?//Andy's ire you might inflame//Andy's polite//But he might fight//you for your "Bea's fat ass" claim. JUMP ON JACKIE BOY!!!
Ellison Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 9:35 AM
Hey! All Aunt Beas have fat asses, don't they??? SORRY, MY APOLOGIES!!!
Sivey Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 6:27 AM
I don't know, when Aunt Bea was three she probably fell a lot then too, just the nature of children! I thought your amazing write was on target for awesome humor, and I was right, it hit the mark! I surely loved reading this kindly funny poem this morning! What a remarkable piece, Great Work!!
Ellison Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 7:02 AM
Thanks again Russell my friend for your loyalty!!! CHEERS!
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