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Drunken Vicars - For the Bawdy Contest

There once was a party of vicars,
Well known for their liking of liquors,
They said to the masses:
‘Hey, look at our asses’,
And peeled off the skimpiest knickers.

For Roy’s Bawdy limerick contest

Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2014

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Paul Callus Date: 4/16/2018 4:17:00 PM An excellent humerous Limerick...witty, smooth flowing meter and catchy rhyme. Well done, Jack! // Regards paul Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 6/13/2014 11:52:00 PM Hello Jack, Congratulations on your win. Linda Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 6/9/2014 6:00:00 PM I may copy and paste congrats but I have read your work and find it exceptional…Sara Login to Reply

Elaine George Date: 6/9/2014 12:57:00 PM Funny!!! Congrat's on your win, Jack. elaine Login to Reply

Shadow Hamilton Date: 6/9/2014 7:16:00 AM very funny Jack congrats on win hugs Login to Reply

Tim Smith Date: 6/8/2014 9:51:00 AM Fabulous....congrats Login to Reply

Richard Lamoureux Date: 6/8/2014 8:07:00 AM Cute one, congratulations. Login to Reply

Skat A Date: 6/8/2014 7:29:00 AM Jack, Congrats, on your "Bawdy, Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy" win........ Enjoyable Limerick :) LOVE ~SKAT~ Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 6/7/2014 9:41:00 PM Congratulations on your fine win with this well humored limerick, jack Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/7/2014 9:33:00 PM Hey, at least I was able to come HERE and wish you a BIG fat Congrats!!! Login to Reply

John Lawless Date: 6/7/2014 8:48:00 PM Some things are beast left covered... Nice one. Limericks run along the edge, inviting us to jump. Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 6/7/2014 7:45:00 PM You go GUY, men in thongs what could go wrong? great meter! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love Login to Reply Debbie Guzzi Date: 6/7/2014 7:57:00 PM there was a bold knight with one ball/ who bragged that he was six feet tall/ his member was neat/ it dragged to his feet/ that prick held most women enthralled

Casarah Nance Date: 6/7/2014 5:59:00 PM Back again to applaud your first place! Way to go Jack :) Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 6/7/2014 5:54:00 PM So cute !!!! Glad I don't attend that church, however !! Login to Reply

Seren Roberts Date: 5/18/2014 4:29:00 AM So funny Jack, .definitely a winner ...Seren Login to Reply

Phyllis Babcock Date: 5/14/2014 10:08:00 PM Had me chucking with this limerick. love phyl Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 5/12/2014 5:12:00 PM First rate - should get a first place! You are such a witty sweet man. Love this limerick and the author too! Carolyn Login to Reply

Casarah Nance Date: 5/12/2014 11:23:00 AM laugh out loud great! well done! Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/12/2014 9:29:00 AM Well, the vices of vicars has been revealed..Way to go for the contest..Sara Login to Reply

Jerry T Curtis Date: 5/12/2014 7:00:00 AM Jack, Now, that's funny, I love making fun of clergy Login to Reply

Robert Johnson Date: 5/11/2014 7:18:00 PM You ever watch the Vicar of Dibley on pbs. It's a brit com of sorts. She had this kind of sensibility. Your limy's rock jack. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/11/2014 6:54:00 PM aha, a GOOD one, Jack. Well done! Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 5/11/2014 5:55:00 PM lol good luck n the contest. Hugs jan xxx Login to Reply