Short Aristocrat Poems

Italian artist Piero Manzoni
also an aristocrat you see
Sadly dyng quite young
before his career had hardly begun...

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A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that...

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My house is ruled by an aristocrat
in the form of a petite pussycat.
Clearly, from where I stand,
I'm second-in-command.
That explains why she's called "Magnifi-Cat"!...

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Being self-titled
aristocrat pure
Heraldry solemn
 liege a du jour

Knighted in fealty 
 loyalty’s throne
Crusading triumphant
—honor atoned

(Dreamsleep: July, 2023)...

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In nineteen thirty-five my star was born
Twas a time to save the world from hatred and scorn
Hey hang on to your hat
This famous aristocrat
Has important stuff to send your way this morn...

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    Cornelius McGillicuddy Mack    
    You can’t make up a name like that

      At baseball he took a loud whack
      (Managing the A’s to 3,731 wins)
          ~ Suit-and-tie, teetotalling aristocrat
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“Puurrristence” is the name of our old kitty-kat
“No” is not in his vocabulary, fancy that
Keeps pestering until
He breaks your will
He's known in our family as the aristocrat cat


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I was not born to be an aristocrat.
I was far too blunt to be a diplomat.
And the rest is who says this or that.
I don't care since I'm where I'm at.

So hoist a cold one for me today.
I'll buy you one some other day.

Regards, Gerard....

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They shot anything that moved,
anything filthy and poor.
Down with the proletariat!
The Prussians played cards
and praised red French wine.

They passed round the Vodka,
The Russians played cards.
Down with the aristocrat!
Lambast the filthy rich.
They shot anything that moved....

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Count Pat was a bald aristocrat
Dreamt of becoming a bureaucrat
He loved riddles and red tape
Leaving folks with mouth agape
Cherishing all games of mouse and cat



AP: 2nd place 2022

Submitted on August 31, 2018 for contest ANY ANIMAL OR CREATURE LIMERICK sponsored by CHARLES MESSINA  -  RANKED 2ND...

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The mouse with the hat ran 
 to me doing combat,  
They made me feel short and fat,
I just wanted to eat cheese and chat,
I always dreamed I'd be an American aristocrat, 
My reflection tells me I'm a blind bat, 
I wish I could change my life's 
foreign format, 
I try to fly but I always fall flat, 
Maybe I should stop being a wet bathmat, 
Tomorrow, I’m going to try and be fierce like a wildcat. 
 
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Sweltering tears flow 
as resounding bullets echo

Dressed in a neatly pressed uniform,
polished boots and a distinctive hat
Bright metals adorn the solitary cloth
worn like that of an aristocrat

Large stones stand on all sides in military solute
Flags wave wildly for this star-studded tribute
Brave words drift softly from mouths of those gathered around
as another soldier's coffin is flawlessly lowered into the ground...

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I do love my cat
She cuddles on my lap
But throws up on my hat
What am I to do with that?
She leaves her fuzz where she sat
Likes to do paw paws for a pat
Waits for me at the door mat
Passes up the best sprat.
Such a fussy one but not a brat
Comes in when called, does not scat
Melts in my arms and chews the fat
She is a definite aristocrat
Sometimes puts up a spat
I always lose in mortal kombat….
Let’s leave it at that...

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Listen to poem:

Have you met my lady cat
A most prestigious aristocrat
She's of extremely dignified ascent
Genuine regal blue blood descent
Everyday might as well be a holiday
My lady’s a class act in every way
Elegant and graceful as they come
Madame de Pompadour quite venturesome
Prances proud in her queenly manner
That's how she graces my humble manor



AP: 3rd place 2022, Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on September 6, 2020 for contest COMPLETELY YOUR CHOICE (5) sponsored by BRIAN STRAND...

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Up in smoke,
     not a joke
you believe this
I believe that
  doesn't matter unless you search for fact,
  if you are republican or democrat,
  still neither Biden nor Trump aristocrat;
seek the truth, the how, the why
 uphold the truth, discard the lie
 hold the flag and constitution high
 don't let democracy die;
if you disregard my vote
  while the truth is choked
  only hate and anger is evoked,
  no matter if you're black or white
don't let this be
  America's dark night....

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