The Mouse With A Hat

The mouse with the hat ran to me doing combat, They made me feel short and fat, I just wanted to eat cheese and chat, I always dreamed I'd be an American aristocrat, My reflection tells me I'm a blind bat, I wish I could change my life's foreign format, I try to fly but I always fall flat, Maybe I should stop being a wet bathmat, Tomorrow, I’m going to try and be fierce like a wildcat.