Short Alias Poems

Actress Bette Davis
Alias Baby Jane
A woman insane
Who wants to entertain!


*For John Hecks Contest...

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Sassetta alias Stefao di Givanni
made pantings all should see
Charming&so uninhibited
so childlike many have said...

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Yes we can beg for tomorrow
since banks steal cash then won't borrow
to stimulate jobs
while Obama robs
one job for Barry Soetoro....

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He goes by the alias Outback Jack
Telling tales of OZ, he’s got the knack
Little Joe's no punk
He’s an Aussie hunk
Whom I’d love to get in the sack...

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There once was a lady with bugs
That was famous for giving hugs
She made love to a man
Called by the alias Stan
Now it’s his own clothes that he tugs!





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Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
  He went ape for the babes, this
  Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs...

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Once there was a beauty by name Victoria alias Vitty
my wife,my Cinderella, my love, my good mate Vitty
"love till we wear"
"All for you dear"
bloody this Cinderella is no Loyola shop to pity!...

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Mr. Ashraful Hossen alias Hero Alom 
Bangladeshi model and political gnome
Though so many trolls against him
He is still dogged in his work hymn


© Mahtab Bangalee
Chattogram
15/02/2023...

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My love where have you gone?
My face like snow that’s white
He touched my face that night
He said it lit like light.

You have betrayed me lover
I’ll never be your other
So, so long my friend.
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I want to write children’s books under an alias name
So if you can help you’ll get some financial gain
It’s got to be weird and funny
And make lots of money
But if it won’t I know it’s you I can blame...

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Esoteric Enema
Miser of Burden
Intrinsic Impetus
Seer of Inertia

Virulent Vestige
Alias of anonymity
Pious Pathogen
Fear of Androgyny 

Visceral Virtue
Tao of Two
Antigen of Affinity
I love you...

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Do you work at Little Caesars and your name is Jenny
The reason I'm asking is “Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready”
Whatta pick-up line
The best of all time
I'll be there about eight and my alias is Eddy...

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Toy Bucket

Bucket of 
Old Toys, alias Boris in 
The Same Way or 
Boris Similar, collects 
tiger bum fluff, and
books of 
statements by 
defendants of 
existing somewhere else when the 
murders took place.
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Charlie Browns, alias Pig Pen,
wears overalls time and again.
Friends love him as he is;
a dust ball celebrating Christmas.


Written by Brenda Meier-Hans 
12.05.2014
Contest: A Christmas Character Clerihew
4th...

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Miss Stormy Daniels, that's not her real name
An alias she uses for the adult stuff game
She once had an affair with a high flyer
This was denied and they called her a liar.





Written 22 March 2019

NOT FOR CONTEST....

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Watch those who change around you, for their climate is unsettled 
The cool breeze of yesterday becomes the humidity of today
Unstabled weather, impossible to predict 
Seasons who disregard their alias 
Man is merely a leaf,
Woman, a rare fruit
Inconsistent, yet consistent...

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Who am I?
I am love
See me smile!
Who am I?
I am love!
Hear me cry!
Who am I?
I am love!
How deep the pain!
Who am I?
I am love
And laughing again!
Who am I?
I am love!
Come share my misery!
Who am I?
I am Love!
Come share my ecstasy!
Who am I?
I am love!
Alias - Complexity!...

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There high on an outcrop of sun bleached rock
A skull and bone house please no feign of shock

Resting a place following the charnel house of life 
Layered guests welcomed from past time be it husband or wife

No names all lost even an alias a Smith or Jones
Searching long enough I am sure to find my bones...

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Some things are unknowable as they are,
  and need an alias to come true

Some people only known through someone else,
  and you must look hard to see through

Not in hiding, but contained within,
  symbiotic they exist

To live and die within something else
  —a thing most often missed

(Villanova Pennsylvania: October, 2016)...

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Let's dream up a fuzzy alias for CV-19
   How about 'Peter Pandemic'
   Amelia Bedelia-Bednemic'
   or 'Ronald McDonal-demic'

Not so fuzzy-wuzzy, eh
   Let's try another way --
Maybe 'Over-Polarized Systemic'
   C'mon. What do you say...

Hmm. I see you don't appreciate any of these
   Oh, well ~ My appellations don't grow on trees...

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Alias
Also known as (A.K.A)....
No judgment
No regrets
I hate with fury
I love like no other
I have been called a bastard & S.O.B
Every name in the book
My mind travels to undiscovered places
My words most likely will offend
My choices aren't always right
I will own any of those choices if asked
No explanations given
Ryan is the first
de Rossi is the last
That is me! 

6/25/20...

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Portrait


This portrait of you gladdens me
It looks like you; depravity
you’d hate it, friend
it’s pitiless,
displays your foul malignity.
Your smile, well
it’s ominous
vampiric canine alias.
The painter tried to hide that smirk
to cover sleaze in fancy dress,
not all paint can cover murk.
He captured your peculiar quirk,
that nostril flare of snobbery
you were a nasty piece of work....

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An impressive temple from times distant past,
passed o'er mysteriously by its tales as we've
weaved via a display of hieroglyphic labyrinths. 
Lab prints will be capable of dating the period
The Id, who tends the crew, is at an iconic column.
Call him by his alias, Frank, a senseless soul. 
Sole, by choice, as guides speaking aloud,
allowed his ignorance to surface as egos ... 
he goes into a trance, acting like an imp....

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Let me introduce
David Dennison - wealthy,
dirty-minded man.

Credit card in hand
and his pornographic plans,
for sex on demand.

Little girls attract
him - his daughter's body
teases and distracts him.

Of course Jeff Epstein 
knew the way of it - the pay
& get away with it.

David’s lawyers
smoothed the way - and he’s the
President today.

*David Dennison is Donald Trump's alias in non-disclosure agreements with prostitutes*...

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Along a Jersey creek, somebody
Made a crazy find – 
500 pounds of pasta had been 
Somehow left behind.

Whoever dumped the noodles
(Mainly elbows and spaghetti)
Isn’t known, but word got out and
There was lots of wordplay ready.

“Pastabilities were endless,”
Was reported and, as well,
“The perpetrators need
The penne-tentiary,” I heard tell.

My favorite was the mastermind
Whose capture is the aim.
Though it might be just an alias,
Al Dente is his name....

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