There Once Was a Lady...

There once was a lady with bugs
That was famous for giving hugs
She made love to a man
Called by the alias Stan
Now it’s his own clothes that he tugs!





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Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 11/17/2011 5:26:00 AM
Congratulations on your win with your "Ninja Limerick" poem Virginia. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/11/2011 9:01:00 PM
Congrats Virginia on HM for this wonderful witty Limerick on ninja sneaky ..very creative luv..
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Date: 11/11/2011 8:22:00 AM
Congratulations on your Sneaky Ninja win Virginia
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Date: 11/11/2011 12:58:00 AM
V.M.~;-) CONGRATULATIONS, for your super ninja entry. Thank you for supporting my Sneaky Ninja contest* Have a wonderful VETERANS DAY @;- GOD BLESS,..p.d.
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Date: 8/7/2010 6:30:00 PM
Congrats Virginia on your winning poem in the Limerick contest with this good one..enjoy anothere sweet victory today..with luv..
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Date: 8/7/2010 10:45:00 AM
cute one, congrats on your win
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Date: 8/7/2010 4:00:00 AM
Congrats on your win, Virginia
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Date: 8/6/2010 11:06:00 AM
Congratulations Virginia, a neat one. Congratulations on your success. Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/6/2010 10:40:00 AM
Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn & John's fine contest with this Limerick gem, Virginia >> James
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Date: 8/6/2010 10:03:00 AM
ooh, those is NASTY bugs. hahaha. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 8/6/2010 8:47:00 AM
Ouch! Or should I say "Itch"? Funny limerick, Virginia. Congratulations on your placement in the contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/6/2010 8:43:00 AM
Congratulations Virginia on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's / John Freeman's contest "Are You Bugged". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/5/2010 8:57:00 PM
Very hilarious and humorous write, Virginia
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Date: 8/5/2010 5:20:00 AM
A nice entry to the contest. Good luck
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Date: 8/5/2010 4:18:00 AM
Whoa! Bad deal..Got a chuckle..Sara
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