Short Ale Poems
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A savoury kedgeree
Lancashire hotpot
A prime beef wellington pie
With pan haggerty
Spotted-dick pudding
Real ale
Cheers!
New season vegetables
simmered pork belly
with butter & suet crust
a buttery broth
clear jelly and cream
chestnuts and
Ale!
Hammer and nail,
After beer and ale,
Big red swollen thumb
My prize
Seemed that nail
Was doin' the hula,
Right before my eyes!
Stale the ale
Rancid the memories
in my pail
Bruises, injections
bloody reflections
A life thrown away
no more to say
On Fridays, we go to the pub
Like spokes of a wheel to an hub
A whiskey or two
May turn the air blue
So we drink pale ale by the tub
Frothing and foaming delight
Out late almost every night
Amber to seasoned ale
Quick hurl in the pail
Next morning gunna need a Sprite
I once knew a man from Decatur
who worked day and night as a waiter.
Poor lad married a lass
after too many a glass
of ale, now to her he must cater.
I want my toast and ale
and use the bread that's stale;
for a breakfast so hardy
I'm on time and not tardy,
so feed me and don't look so pale!
im lying face down in the street
it seems i tripped over my feet
i think it was the ale
that caused my epic fail
ill just sleep here on the concrete
The gents in the pub are no fools,
They'd rather sip malt that wear jewels,
For gems are no match
To an Anheuser's batch
Of Irish style, pale ale, O'Douls!
A poet may dream
of a life he's seen
then tell it all in a tale
though sometimes confess
the dream would be less
if not seen
through a bottle of ale !!
I spend all night in the county jail,
because I drove too fast drinking ale.
My, how did my cell mate
learn to articulate?
Come early next morning I post bail.
C-larity
I-s
N-icely
D-enying
Y-our
P-ale
A-rea's
R-ain
A-s
L-ight
E-merges
Topic: Birthday of Cindy A. Parale (August 04)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!
July 31, 2018
A stout mug o ale
needs be a fixin'
whatever's ailin' ye, lad
And if that doesn't do it
Here's what comes next
You'll be eatin' the cookin' of Dad
A dinae ken ma purage frae ma ale
Ma heed is burlin roon, a canae stan’
A’m no the yin tae swalie toast sae stale
an’ cannae yet get up withoot a han’
In aid of a jumbo sale,
I turned out some cans of ale.
‘I’ll drink these,’ I said.
‘And give them my bread -
‘Although it’s a little stale.’
I wouldn't really LOL
Google a topic to discuss
Only you can elaborate to us
Over a warm cup of coffee
Ginger ale or milk with toffee
Let us hear you thoroughly
Else be hazy inadvertently.
Proctologist meets gorgeous female.
She’s a dentist who drinks ginger ale.
Both put their hands places
Most would not think was aces
One fixing bottoms, the other braces.
wreck-covering
on their relation-ship
refresh-meant
re-versing
wreck-oiling
re-plying
predict-able
reason-ability
and un-real-eye-able
ration-ale
stan sand
Wet
Liquified physical
Risen vaporizing fluid
Tides controlling moon streaming
Agua
2/18/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
Have you ever drank Vulcan ale
You’ll get the runs and turn quite pale
You’ll need a bucket for your stool
And you’ll be screaming like a fool
It’s also known as a white whale
After spending a night on the town
and drinking ale - a hearty dark brown,
we were feeling sooo frisky,
tried moves a bit too risky,
quickly learned: What goes up, must come down!
The physician mixed a kiddie 'cocktail'
The young patient swallowed it and turned pale
He quickly went under
But the doc had blundered
He'd put in a pint of hundred-proof ale
Old Paddy supped ten pints of ale
Now drunk as a skunk, he turned pale
He slewed to the right
Got into a fight
Now Paddy’s residing in jail!
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