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Owed To a Night In Jail

I spend all night in the county jail, because I drove too fast drinking ale. My, how did my cell mate learn to articulate? Come early next morning I post bail.

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 10/26/2011 1:08:00 PM

Congrats on your winning work..Sara

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 10/26/2011 6:16:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in Moses' "Limericks" contest John. Love, Carol

John Freeman

Date: 10/25/2011 6:36:00 PM

A fine limerick John, The pleasure was mine, thinks for your support of my contest. Agape, Moses

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 10/25/2011 9:05:00 AM

Congrats John on a fantastic win with this witty Limerick luv.. enjoyed ....

John Smith

Date: 8/17/2011 6:37:00 PM

But I'm my own boss; I'll have to think about how horrible I am. I'll work on it.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/17/2011 6:20:00 PM

I can only imagine the language used by inmates, John. What a fun limerick! I see you are writing lots of them and hope I get a chance to read more. Off to a play rehearsal now. Thanks for your comments on my ode. People really did offer to come and remove it from my bathroom. Now how about writing an ode for my contest "Horrible Bosses" if you haven't already done so. Love, Carolyn

Jack Horne

Date: 8/17/2011 10:59:00 AM

LOL, good one : )

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/17/2011 12:46:00 AM

haha. This is cute.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/16/2011 11:37:00 PM

ah drinking and driving will get u to the pokey every tine John.. great fun read luv. good luck if for any contest.. Limericks rock..

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/16/2011 9:46:00 PM

Creative write with nice humor, john