Sheldon Poems - Poems about Sheldon

...Bob Newhart… hope you find a good part for your expression of deadpan in heaven since you kicked the can Bob Newhart… perhaps I meant the bucket, ye old fart made......

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...A Jewish woman, accused of being an adulteress The determination: a gruesome, stressful test Yet something somehow seems awfully wrong A verdict of guilty cannot possibly belong ......

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..."Those who wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength, they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint," Isaiah 40:31*** Q: What ......

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...Shark week on TV and Sheldon was excited as he had ever been. He got out his pad of paper, his iced tea, his TV Guide and his pen. He would figure out what channel featured his favorite show and th......

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...The physicist Sheldon Lee Cooper - I’d call him a big party pooper! He doesn’t like dancing or even romancing. His chats put you into a stupor! April 2, 2022 For Joseph May's 'On A Lim' Poet......

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...Sheldon Cooper is the king nerd His reality is so blurred while Leonard wants Penny and she's had so many Their social skills are so absurd 4/1/22 Contest: Out on a Lim Sponsor: Joseph May ......

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...1. John Desmond Patrick Keegan 2. Alfred, Lord Tennyson 3. Sally Aline Mae Beller 4. Charles Edward A. Berry 5. Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce 6. Béla Ferenc Dezso Blaskó 7. Joh......

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...She liked Coleridge, the poet and the man. He enjoyed Sidney Sheldon and Edgar Allan Poe She was a Whitman and Emerson fan. He liked her enthusiastic glow. He thought words were silly. He used......

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...Part 3 Long story short, Let's cut to the chase. To where the end of the day, Marked the end of the race. And as the sun set, Who did they all see? Cresting the hill, It ... wasn't .......

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...Part 2 Now pay close attention to what I say next, For though the ending is thrilling, what follows is best. We all like believing that Rabbit's the creep, But don't for a second, think th......

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...Part 1 Once upon a time, And very long ago. Lived a rabbit and a tortoise, Or so the story goes. And if you have the time Take a seat, pull up a stool, And I'll tell you of the day Tortoise......

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...Mabel Jones and her four kids, Tyrese, Sheldon, Christopher, and Myriah (each with different fathers) went to church every Sunday, and the kids attended bible school five days a week in the summertim......

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...It’s too late to shatter the cold distance of silence with a ‘sorry’, For I stand full of regrets ever since you became the elements, Just one moment in time, that is all I need; that we breathe to......

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...What would you call the young hatchling, for fun, Of a buzzard crossed with a flamingo? The answer is moot ’cause it couldn’t be done, So the joke is on you: Buzzingo! --- (For the Buzza......

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...He seems to love the sound of his own voice, and if he does not get his way, he balks. A hug from him would make his gal rejoice, yet little of affection does he give. For love of science he will......

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