Long Sheldon Poems

1.    John Desmond Patrick Keegan
2.    Alfred, Lord Tennyson 
3.    Sally Aline Mae Beller
4.    Charles Edward A. Berry
5.    Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce...

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"Those who wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength,
they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run
and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint," Isaiah 
40:31***

Q:  What does waiting...

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Part 2

Now pay close attention to what I say next, 
For though the ending is thrilling, what follows is best. 
We all like believing that Rabbit's the creep, 
But don't for a second, 
think that...

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Part 3

Long story short, 
Let's cut to the chase. 
To where the end of the day, 
Marked the end of the race. 
And as the sun set, 
Who did they all see? 
Cresting the hill,...

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Part 1

Once upon a time,
And very long ago.
Lived a rabbit and a tortoise,
Or so the story goes.
And if you have the time
Take a seat, pull up a stool,
And I'll tell you of the day
Tortoise took...

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Mabel Jones and her four kids, Tyrese, Sheldon, Christopher, and Myriah (each with different fathers) went to church every Sunday, and the kids attended bible school five days a week in the summertime.
As a family,...

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the devil went over to sheldon’s house he was looking to drink some beer
it was friday night he got there tight walked in and said i’m here
i’m gonna show you how to drink you pussy...

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It’s too late to shatter the cold distance of silence with a ‘sorry’,
For I stand full of regrets ever since you became the elements,
Just one moment in time, that is all I need; that we...

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Everybody wants to be in love
Or be love by some one
Some thinks without love
Their life can’t go on

Some just rush in
Only to love the wrong one
And was not available 
When the right person comes along

Love...

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Just because we wish it so, means not that it will pass;
this lesson’s one we all must learn in the Gamecock class. 
Runs my blood, it’s red and black---garnet the deepest hue,
any orange is anathema,...

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I get up early at the crack of dawn
Gotta see my babe ‘fore she’s dressed and gone
Daylight peekin thru the window blind
Me and that gal get to feeling fine

The crack of dawn, nothin’s wrong
My baby...

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Everybody wants to be love
Or be love by some one
Some thinks without love
Their life can’t go on

Some just rush in
Only to love the wrong one
And was not available 
When the right one comes along

Love can...

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Connie's Daughter Ran Away


To mama, 

I'm sorry for the grief I'm causing.

It's not everyday a daughter runs away. But I must.
Forget my bunny hop, and the tangibles. I just
couldn't deal with the intangibles of being...

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A Jewish woman, accused of being an adulteress
    The determination: a gruesome, stressful test  

  Yet something somehow seems awfully wrong
    A verdict of guilty cannot possibly...

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I started to read at the age of three
and know all the winners on Jeopardy
have posters of Einstein all over my walls
the theory of relativity my favorite of all,

Since my parents and teachers and I...

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A barn southwest of Central Butte
Could be seen for miles around 
Upon a hill, and that was how
The Mattus place was found

A big and very well used barn
With lots of stock and feed
Pride of the...

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The four seasons of love

I saw an angel standing on a winter’s day
And my hearts began to melt
Just like the snow 
When the morning sun is felt

I try to reach her
But couldn’t stop the train
And...

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The four seasons of love

I saw an angel standing on a winter’s day
And my hearts began to melt
Just like the snow 
When the morning sun is felt

I try to reach her
But couldn’t stop the train
And...

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He seems to love the sound of his own voice,
and if he does not get his way, he balks.
A hug from him would make his gal rejoice,
yet little of affection does he give.
For love of...

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One of the stars on The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper
Thinks constantly about himself as being so super

Asperger's Syndrome is what his symptoms loudly proclaim
As he works out scientific formulas but seems not sane ...

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Bob Newhart…

hope you find a good part
for your expression of deadpan
in heaven since you kicked the can

Bob Newhart…

perhaps I meant the bucket, ye old fart
made new
in your stellar light debut

Bob Newhart…

Your a little elf in...

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She liked Coleridge, the poet and the man.
He enjoyed Sidney Sheldon and Edgar Allan Poe
She was a Whitman and Emerson fan.
He liked her enthusiastic glow.

He thought words were silly.
He used them sparingly.
She recognized he was...

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If I were Sheldon Cooper
You would be my Wil Wheaton
My personal nemesis
buried on Planet Genesis
My Wrath of Khan
Put this Fish in your Ear
It is not parasitic
and in no way will control
your thought process
It's just a...

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What would you call the young hatchling, for fun,
Of a buzzard crossed with a flamingo?
The answer is moot ’cause it couldn’t be done,
So the joke is on you: Buzzingo!

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(For the Buzzards and Flamingos contest sponsored...

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The turtle, Sheldon, hides inside his shell
He thinks of war, he thinks of hell
He knows not why so many die
He only knows he can only cry

Sheldon wants so much more than this slow pace
He wants...

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