Best Sheldon Poems

One of the stars on The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper
Thinks constantly about himself as being so super

Asperger's Syndrome is what his symptoms loudly proclaim
As he works out scientific formulas but seems not sane    

People who suffer from Asperger's Syndrome often show
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What would you call the young hatchling, for fun,
Of a buzzard crossed with a flamingo?
The answer is moot ’cause it couldn’t be done,
So the joke is on you: Buzzingo!

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(For the Buzzards and Flamingos contest sponsored by Anthony Slausin.)

Explanation, for those who might need it:
Sheldon Cooper...

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The physicist Sheldon Lee Cooper -
I’d call him a big party pooper!
He doesn’t like dancing
or even romancing.
His chats put you into a stupor!

April 2, 2022
For Joseph May's  'On A Lim' Poetry Contest
Character is Sheldon from BIG BANG THEORY.
Now that the original show is off...

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