Shandy Poems - Poems about Shandy

...On this day 40 years ago in 1978 my mother, Jacqueline Anne Trestrail, left this world after a relatively short battle with cancer - she was 46. Jimmy Carter was President and Annie Hall won best......Read the rest...

...I manifested you through daydreams. You thought of me too, I’d later learn, But still I wonder in what colors. Once you mentioned writing together, A chance encounter, At arm’s length like y......Read the rest...

...[Got stuck in traffic today. The car in front of me was… I kid you not… everyone’s favourite flying car!] * Fifty years ago they said the oil would be depleted Long befor......Read the rest...

...It was a red space Yeti. Claimed crazy teddy. They like shandy lime on planet number nine. Ten thousand years in time Before his claim may be denied.......Read the rest...

...MERRY CHRISTMAS It’s that Christmas time of year Everybody is of good cheer The Christmas trees are covered with lots of tinsel and lights There are beautiful sights everywhere at night Santa ......Read the rest...

...There was a beautiful girl called Mandy Barman Andy loved mixing her Shandy He did strange cocktails Topped with frothy ales She blew off his foam, to sip the Brandy A Funny Limerick - M......Read the rest...

...I dreamt of a Lassie; she had a firm Chassis. Her name was Randy woke up with a Standee Don't tell my wife Tandy She'll know I drank Shandy and just reprimand Me. Well, it's over with Tandy ......Read the rest...

... I “What in carnation is this?”, A July sun breaks my winter sleep, and ghosts in the fog my only peace. This early morning hoar chills the flesh and marrow, an......Read the rest...

...Goodness gracious me, How can it be, The ant leader Posted that by decree, I was a traitor, And he Would pass punishment I could foresee What was in store Had to sit and steady my Nerves wi......Read the rest...

...Shining-shimmering shoes should something Shirley shopped at Shalanee’s shoe shop. She should have not shopped with shy Shay who only shops shorty-shorts at the shopping mall and shoots gold ......Read the rest...

...Let’s have a shandy, With shantelle. Why??? Because she is rock, our stone, In the mist of adversity, She stands strong, On her own. She stands for those who have NO backbone, She is a rock, ......Read the rest...

...Shall I compare thee unto a crate of beer, or, if not that, then unto washing powder? Today I shun all things that are austere; soft tones must yield to songs that are far louder. May's shandy wa......Read the rest...

...Sitting at home all nice and dandy, Contemplating the chance of a seventh hand-shandy, Watching the TV having coffee with foam, That's what you do when you're working from home. Watching some F......Read the rest...

..."come on, get your coat off, its bloody ten too" not even eleven and there forming a que "just a barmaid" thats what they say service with a smile, expected all day we are more than just pint pou......Read the rest...

...By Robert (Bob) Moore Wee Willie Winkie running through the town just had a shandy and a good lie down Mary’s running after him cause she’s just had one too now she’s up the duff, and she don’t......Read the rest...