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Premium Member The Dupable wanted the Despot
...Let’s crack down On the cracked brained crackpot Lunatic ideas that are certifiably crackers Screwball cuckoo nuts and such ways Sure, his is crafty and cunning A nonsensical narcissist Mad in ......

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Categories: screwball, political, usa,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Screwball Romance Espinela
...So full of laughter my prince chides, ‘This tale is a screwball romance. Do you enjoy deadpan perchance? I was swept into paper tides. They remind me of us besides, today what else have we to ......

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Categories: screwball, emotions, humor, romance,
Form: Other



I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks
...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......

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Categories: screwball, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Memories of a Childhood Home
...My dad built a house on a hill. How exciting to climb to the tippy-top then look down upon the roof, and dog home, the bean garden, and to sled the slope in Winter white. eyes delirious dazzled, ......

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Categories: screwball, home, house, memory,
Form: Haibun
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks
...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......

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Categories: screwball, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse



Urgent Message To Send Mephistophelian Madman Back To Stone Age
...Though I wrote no book attention summoned to look at following--->>> Urgent message – to send Mephistophelian madman back to stone age predicated upon past and present, I gauge will offer ......

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Categories: screwball, abuse, america, bullying, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
Screwball
...Contemplation Resolve the unanswered problem gone Overmighty is the task, for one who lacks the courage Sever is the lack of self-knowledge Extraordinary is the failing of others feelings ......

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Categories: screwball, best friend, betrayal, birth,
Form: Blank verse
Send Mephistophelian Madman Back To Stone Age
...Impossible mission, nonetheless eschatological, diabolical, critical... dire straits betokens armageddon. Come Tuesday, November 3, 2020 mandatory voting obligation to oust horrible malevolent......

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Categories: screwball, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Political Verse
Sassy Sobriquets Schooled Sissy Spindleshanks
...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squa......

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Categories: screwball, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Oscar-Ku 11 -You Can'T Take It With You
...screwball comedy Kirbys versus Sycamores- Pulitzer Prize play Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com......

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Categories: screwball, community, encouraging, film,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member A Great Fall
...Johnny was balancing on a high wall He tripped pretending an entreating fall with a big bump on his head wife shook a finger and said don't know whether you're brilliant or screwball 10/19/2......

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Categories: screwball, funny,
Form: Limerick
Tell Me What You Really Think
...You sat and looked at me as if, I had lost my mind. You told me I was crazy, That I was unrefined. The kind of life I offered That you could not accept. I think there’s just a few lines That I......

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Categories: screwball, crazy, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Omlet
..."OMLET" or "The Taming Of A Screwball" cast of characters: Julius Caesar A Roman Teenaged Kid A Roman Guard Brutus A bunch of Caesars Gir......

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Categories: screwball, satire,
Form: Imagism
Wanted To Prevent Trump
...Wanted To Prevent Trump Had heard that Trump was a lousy landlord To rent a room from him could not afford Every woman he met had an instant crush Long orange always liked to brush and brush.......

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Categories: screwball, horse, humor,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Gable's Eternal Love
...GABLE’S ETERNAL LOVE Frankly my dear, I don’t give a... After all, my true love fell with wings! No twig nor heifer could compare… This screwball comic welcomed dawn, dauntless i......

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Categories: screwball, death, love,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

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