Screwball Poems - Poems about Screwball

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...My dad built a house on a hill. How exciting to climb to the tippy-top then look down upon the roof, and dog home, the bean garden, and to sled the slope in Winter white. eyes delirious dazzled, ......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...Though I wrote no book attention summoned to look at following--->>> Urgent message – to send Mephistophelian madman back to stone age predicated upon past and present, I gauge will offer ......Read the rest...

...Contemplation Resolve the unanswered problem gone Overmighty is the task, for one who lacks the courage Sever is the lack of self-knowledge Extraordinary is the failing of others feelings ......Read the rest...

...Impossible mission, nonetheless eschatological, diabolical, critical... dire straits betokens armageddon. Come Tuesday, November 3, 2020 mandatory voting obligation to oust horrible malevolent......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squa......Read the rest...

...screwball comedy Kirbys versus Sycamores- Pulitzer Prize play Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com......Read the rest...

...Johnny was balancing on a high wall He tripped pretending an entreating fall with a big bump on his head wife shook a finger and said don't know whether you're brilliant or screwball 10/19/2......Read the rest...

...You sat and looked at me as if, I had lost my mind. You told me I was crazy, That I was unrefined. The kind of life I offered That you could not accept. I think there’s just a few lines That I......Read the rest...

..."OMLET" or "The Taming Of A Screwball" cast of characters: Julius Caesar A Roman Teenaged Kid A Roman Guard Brutus A bunch of Caesars Gir......Read the rest...

...Wanted To Prevent Trump Had heard that Trump was a lousy landlord To rent a room from him could not afford Every woman he met had an instant crush Long orange always liked to brush and brush.......Read the rest...

...GABLE’S ETERNAL LOVE Frankly my dear, I don’t give a... After all, my true love fell with wings! No twig nor heifer could compare… This screwball comic welcomed dawn, dauntless i......Read the rest...

..."411's MISINFORMATION" today I sat at a table with two females: one to my left and one to my right. the female to my left pulled her frozen McFlurry from the freezer and she broke her spoo......Read the rest...

...My bleary eyes delicately opened to the view Of the cold, hard, unapologetic grey wall. I’m in jail? Now the meet and greet. “Hey, is anyone else here a paedophile screwball?” My black eyes op......Read the rest...