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At Least One Screw Loose

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         George was a prankster, at least one screw loose
         Peed in a bottle, tagged it orange juice
             His mom drank it all down
             Then she started to frown
       ...

Neuropathy Pa- Nop- Ly

...Neuropathy in my hands.
A panoply is the rest.
A screw loose in my head.
With itis through my back.
It's what old sawbones said.
But he saved the best for last.
Seems I have two more days
Plea...

Directions To Our House

...*** Directions to Our House ***


To find our house, you first go
Carefully down the towering show
Of those puffed cloud stairs
Touched by golden sun-glows.
Proceed to pass the nearby hilltop’...

Veracious Rover

...Hundred million K' away neighbour, Mars
     Hovers bolognese smeared brother, ice brick
     Fondness for possibles although bizarre
     Intoxicate screw loose hair brained psychic


     Fro...

Old Whys Tales

...Some people say Old Mother Goose
Never had her neck in a noose
She loved to play
Every day
No wonder she had a screw loose!...

Don'T Listen To the Actors, Part Ii

......What room is there for merit in
a bubble that’s so ruled by fear?
Any who dares have principles
will be out of work in a year,
the industry is designed to
give only the servile cheers,
tell ...

Bojo Bottoms

...Prime Minister has a screw loose
Or does he want a Christmas goose?
A pandemic heaven
Is 24/7
And not one has declared a truce!...

The Old Jalopy

...That jalopy is still puttin' along
Slow start on cold mornings
Loud stinky foul exhaust
And the finish is quite weathered

His seat is lumpy
He uses a lot of fuel
Not as fast anymore
And has ...

What Is Wrong With Him

...She’s not right.
She has something wrong with her.
She has a screw loose.
She’s got problems.

What is wrong with him?
How do we fix that?
I am no doctor but….

Having several issues myself,...

The Adventures of Enea, Part 11 of 13

...Anxious in Ancona (2)

The Doge has apportioned a fleet for his use,
but is proving an Indian giver.
A pope with a navy (and with a screw loose)
is no-one’s idea of chopped liver,
so Venice, de...

Tell Me What You Really Think

...You sat and looked at me as if,
I had lost my mind.
You told me I was crazy,
That I was unrefined.
The kind of life I offered
That you could not accept.
I think there’s just a few lines
That I...

The Old Rocking Chair

...The voltage seeped with a screw loose so she rocked gently in the old chair and lived...

Why Why Why

...Why why why revile ya,
why why why revile ya,
the stinking rich want you for their *****,
at $4 dollars an hour,
and no more!

Aussie ships on the ocean are clueless,
the Aussies cr...

The White Knight

...The White Knight
Intrepid and sly.
Has a screw loose. 
Aptly,
Rattling, obsessively.
Somewhere,
In his shattered avatar.
He believes that he is a god. 
A god of women.

Of needy goddesses w...

A Hearty Bunch We Are

...We got really dumped on yesterday

Was hoping we would miss out on this one

But must remember, this is Canada!

The land of ice and snow and parkas and snow shoes

At least that's th...

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