Screw Poems

At Least One Screw Loose

         George was a prankster, at least one screw loose
         Peed in a bottle, tagged it orange juice
             His mom drank it all down
             Then she started to frown
         Her face turned red, then white ~ then chartreuse

Screw It

I know some members feel like what's been described here but truly Poetry Soup is a wonderful site And I am glad to be a part. Thank you soupers.


To think I've been, in this soup
Probably a year
No matter how hard I write
I'm nowhere getting near
Rob I think I had it
And I'm really getting pissed
What the hell is going on
Why can't I make The List

There are a hundred poems
Wrote by just a few
It's always the same poets
There seems there's nothing new
Who's the one I have to pay
And what's the going fee
To put my poems at the top
The place they aught to be

I know, they hold back comments
In hopes that I won't stay
Secretly between themselves
They wish I'd go away
Outside of the click, I guess 
That's the way I'm being viewed
It's just not my great poetry
It's me that's being screwed

Real screw-ups walk with God

Hello Lord! It's your child Ken.
I've slipped back into bad habits again.
I know that they aren't good for me.
I ask again for  grace to set me free.
You've done this many times before.
Each time your word, I chose to ignore.
Whenever I fail to keep it in sight.
That's when I stop doing things that are right.
The moment I commit these spiritual crimes.
Guilt and shame just flood my mind.
These two alarms only prove what's true.
There's nothing good in disobeying you.
So about my behavior, I Lord repent.
Forgive me for these recent events.
You say even if I sin everyday.
We are to repent and not just walk away.
Then wait for you to do your part.
Of restoring peace back to our hearts.
So glad there is no wrong we can do.
That we can't be forgiven by you.
Except of course the unforgiveable sin.
Of refusing to allow the Holy Spirit in.
Lord please forgive old hard head Ken.
I rely on your grace until life here ends.

Screw You

In whispers loud, the party's fray
Biden's heart beats, leading astray 
A pardon’s grace
Biden’s choice, a daring face
A whispered "screw you," echoes loud
As Dem party ties unravel, proud

© daniel miltz

A Sugary Screw

A taste that melts you 
into a dollop of whipped cream;
Straight into hysteria,
you scream everything inside of you;
A sugary screw;

Left undone with one lick,
his sweetness cut to the quick;
Straight into hysteria 
he sent me and it was long overdue;
A sugary screw;

Caught in a scent 
akin to a stolen long denied touch;
What a finish on the swollen lips;
A taste that melts you,
A sugary screw.

A Brand New Screw

What Don said to Joseph was true
though the brainwashed won't see that view
they will keep the old man
as long as they can
then send in a brand new screw.

Screw O'Clock News

(Tucker’s Wet Dream!)

It seems ‘twenty-four/seven’ Republicans choose
to subject us, our nation to “Screw O’Clock News”
as if Truth’s all that exits their Trinity holes!
What they say is pure gold! You have doubts? Check the polls
that Fox scripts and then pays for (though fools do resist
who are closer to monkeys - most dark-skinned!) Sun-kissed
to pick cotton, from day’s dawn till dusk (if poor’s genes
chafe a bit, most are blessed by such labor). It means
they’ve served ‘Light’ (in a way!) For a ‘Darkie’ it’s play!

Yes, Tuck Carlson “hates” Trump (In his soul! Gosh! Who knew?)
though he puckers right up when Trump’s rump is in view
AND Tuck’s paycheck gets bump! Sure, Tuck smiles (swells with pride),
his tongue forked like a snake’s! Proof he’s on the “Right’s Side!”
The Conservative’s Mantra’s that taxes deserve
to be paid by the poor for they’ve less to conserve!)
Watch how wealth dribbles down! There’s more cotton to pick,
when the rich hoard their gold (the truth’s poor don’t get sick!)
Poor man’s liquid desert – faux gold trickle, not spurt!


Long Tooth
March 14th in 2023

Screw Etiquette

Today is an American folk event 
Unraveled by traditions and etiquette 
Vixens ask men on a date
Women hoping to find a mate
Sadie Hawkins Day we celebrate

Screw Coffee

You can't screw coffee
It screws you
You can't screw holding it
It's hot for you

You must see love
It has to do
With who you're holding it
up for two

Red White and Screw U

The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
That's why we're the richest nation!

To Insert the Screw

I'm fed up with the trolling
  I know what I will do
Now that I am outraged
  I'll insert the screw...

Hey! Maybe wait a minute
  I'm acting way too rash
Revenge is not productive
  Why respond to utter trash...

Yet! Trolls deserve an answer
  though I'm no cop in blue
Perhaps there is no choice
  But to insert that screw... 

Drat! I confess I'm chicken
  My feathers surely show
No one ever taught me
  To say that one word ~ 'No!'

The Screw

I see a lone screw laying on a shelf
Unassuming, innocent, all by itself, 
To an unknown it must be missing
Something loose, so I am guessing,
It appears content, not in the way
I am very tempted to throw it away,
But as soon as I do, I am convinced,
Its reason for being will be evinced.

written September 7, 2021

Screw Job

My old friend who is a diabetic
Decided to become an ascetic
  Denies himself pleasure
  Even in small measure
Can't even screw himself ~ How pathetic!

Things To Screw

Screw the status quo.
Screw the sheep.
Screw the people that are telling you what to be.

This is your life and you only get one,
embrace it before it is done. 

Screw the clock, he is no friend of mine,
I spit on his face for robbing me blind.

A big "screw you" to all the liars and cheaters out there.
Karma is coming for you, so better beware.

Screw It

…if the nail keeps bending…..drill a hole and screw it.

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