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Screw Poems - Poems about Screw

Real screw-ups walk with God
Hello Lord! It's your child Ken. I've slipped back into bad habits again. I know that they aren't good for me. I ask again for grace to set me free. You've done this many times before. Each time your word, I chose to ignore. Whenever I fail to keep it in sight. That's when I stop doing things that are right. The...

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Categories: screw, encouraging, feelings, god, i
Form: Free verse
Screw You
In whispers loud, the party's fray Biden's heart beats, leading astray A pardon’s grace Biden’s choice, a daring face A whispered "screw you," echoes loud As Dem party ties unravel, proud © daniel miltz...

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Categories: screw, political,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member A Sugary Screw
A taste that melts you into a dollop of whipped cream; Straight into hysteria, you scream everything inside of you; A sugary screw; Left undone with one lick, his sweetness cut to the quick; Straight into hysteria he sent me and it was long overdue; A sugary screw; Caught in a scent akin to a stolen long denied touch; What a finish on the...

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Categories: screw, emotions, lust, passion,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Brand New Screw
What Don said to Joseph was true though the brainwashed won't see that view they will keep the old man as long as they can then send in a brand new screw....

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Categories: screw, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Screw O'Clock News
(Tucker’s Wet Dream!) It seems ‘twenty-four/seven’ Republicans choose to subject us, our nation to “Screw O’Clock News” as if Truth’s all that exits their Trinity holes! What they say is pure gold! You have doubts? Check the polls that Fox scripts and then pays for (though fools do resist who are closer to monkeys - most dark-skinned!) Sun-kissed to pick cotton, from...

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Categories: screw, humor, political, satire,
Form: Rhyme



Screw Etiquette
Today is an American folk event Unraveled by traditions and etiquette Vixens ask men on a date Women hoping to find a mate Sadie Hawkins Day we celebrate...

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Categories: screw, crush, cute love, high
Form: ABC
Screw Coffee
You can't screw coffee It screws you You can't screw holding it It's hot for you You must see love It has to do With who you're holding it up for two...

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Categories: screw, food,
Form: Quatrain
Red White and Screw U
The Peace & Love Generation Got whacked for their motivation Now they know the score There's money in war That's why we're the richest nation!...

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Categories: screw, america,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member To Insert the Screw
I'm fed up with the trolling I know what I will do Now that I am outraged I'll insert the screw... Hey! Maybe wait a minute I'm acting way too rash Revenge is not productive Why respond to utter trash... Yet! Trolls deserve an answer though I'm no cop in blue Perhaps there is no...

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Categories: screw, bullying, humorous, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Screw
I see a lone screw laying on a shelf Unassuming, innocent, all by itself, To an unknown it must be missing Something loose, so I am guessing, It appears content, not in the way I am very tempted to throw it away, But as soon as I do, I am convinced, Its reason for being will be evinced. written September 7, 2021...

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Categories: screw, angst, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Screw Job
My old friend who is a diabetic Decided to become an ascetic Denies himself pleasure Even in small measure Can't even screw himself ~ How pathetic!...

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Categories: screw, health, mental illness,
Form: Limerick
Things To Screw
Screw the status quo. Screw the sheep. Screw the people that are telling you what to be. This is your life and you only get one, embrace it before it is done. Screw the clock, he is no friend of mine, I spit on his face for robbing me blind. A big "screw you" to all the liars and cheaters out...

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Categories: screw, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Screw It
…if the nail keeps bending…..drill a hole and screw it....

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Categories: screw, humor, inspiration, life,
Form: Monoku
Queen of the Screw Ups
The Queen of the Screw Up's! That would be me! I wear that crown With the greatest of ease! So, bow down people, show some respect. To the most majestic screw up, you will never forget. I screw up everything, that is ample. Take my bank account, for example In the negative it always stays. I screw that up everyday. Bills pile...

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Categories: screw, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Screw You
My heart cr ump led like the screwed up scraps of paper now languishing in the trash bin okay, so I write humourous poems ... I rarely write 'free verse' or 'perfect' iambic pentameter yet you lambasted me Your cruel words tore me apart my writing style will NEVER be good enough to please YOU So screw you... YOU'VE WON I QUIT My pen will bleed no more scaly scabs now...

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Categories: screw, bullying, goodbye, poetry, slam,
Form: Free verse

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