Best Screw Poems

My heart

cr
ump
led




like the screwed up scraps of paper
now languishing in the trash bin


okay, so I write humourous poems ...
I rarely write 'free verse'
or 'perfect' iambic pentameter
yet you lambasted me

Your cruel words tore me apart
my writing style will NEVER be good enough to please YOU


So screw...

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The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
That's why we're the richest nation!...

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The Queen of the Screw Up's! That would be me!
I wear that crown With the greatest of ease!

So, bow down people, show some respect.
To the most majestic screw up, you will never forget.

I screw up everything, that is ample.
Take my bank account, for example 
In...

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Screw the status quo.
Screw the sheep.
Screw the people that are telling you what to be.

This is your life and you only get one,
embrace it before it is done. 

Screw the clock, he is no friend of mine,
I spit on his face for robbing me blind.

A...

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There was a time I swear it’s true
When all the roads that led to you
Were leafy lanes and sunlit avenues

And every bird in every tree
Announced this joy triumphantly
The world had a perfect symmetry

It ends just like it begins
I feel the ground under me spin
Until I’m...

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I'm done with this I've had enough of this/
Slushy trip since Hell Paso son just quit
This empty pursuit
Of letting the past keep livin' through you/
Go ahead and equip the damn truth
It is that simple to choose
What state of the neighbor of the temple you use
But...

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first time I took an an airplane it was dire
two propellers flying the sky of stench
oozing the land of a deathly earthquake

bodies telling the story of unknowns
as ten years old couldn't understand all
the drama and operettas I laugh

the flies and worms the need of survival
was...

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sorry that its taken a while
making you wait is not my style
even though im the top of the pile
everyone praises your slams it makes me sick
PD you can suck on my wit
they fear you for no reason
cut the head off the queen, thats treason

lets play...

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Monstrous
gruesome
hideous
odious
nefarious
ugly 


yet


imperious

            brainy
            grainy
            strainy
       ...

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Screw you,
And all of your friends too.

All that I’ve done for you,
And what we did do.

You always get me into trouble,
I want to fly away inside a giant bubble.

I thought we were mates and you dogged me,
You should go far and drown in the sea.

Don’t...

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I sometimes have job opportunities with very great benefits and incomes,
and I'm often approached more times than none by various unemployed victims,
who ask me if I can do anything for them
to get them accepted into my livelihood and membership of my very great union.
Before obligating...

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I sit here and thoughts fly by,
Wondering when the hell i may die.
I have a bullet, just one, maybe just once.
He will allow me to become a dead dunce.
This stupidity over comes me,
A rapid red sea.
Flowing away,
I set fire to it, coursing through my veins.
Burning...

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I'm fed up with the trolling
  I know what I will do
Now that I am outraged
  I'll insert the screw...

Hey! Maybe wait a minute
  I'm acting way too rash
Revenge is not productive
  Why respond to utter trash...

Yet! Trolls deserve an answer
...

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One night as we pulled into the complex
Over the bumpy Colonial Arms exit,
Taj was sitting out on the brick stoop
With a single light blinking over his serious face
His mouth encased in a smoky cloud
And a single flame at the end of his cigarette
Tapping into an...

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I see a lone screw laying on a shelf
Unassuming, innocent, all by itself, 
To an unknown it must be missing
Something loose, so I am guessing,
It appears content, not in the way
I am very tempted to throw it away,
But as soon as I do, I am...

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