Scientist Poems - Poems about Scientist

A most important thing to do is to put on a sock before a shoe The method that is, by far, the worst is to position the shoe on first. An experimental scientist with pride, I only know, because I tried.  An exploration motivated by Gray Squirrel's observation:   Humans make a big to-do, because they wear a shoe. Another animal, of course, wears a shoe.  He's...

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They say the Scientist has a cold gaze but that is not so. He doesn't have a gaze. All he has is an observation. He doesn't look with his eyes or even his glasses. He takes delight in filtered structural compositions devoid of uncertainty. He pauses the shockwave and expands the fireball. He displaces the atoms within. ...

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I shall be a scientist, the six-year-old said. A paleontologist? asked his uncle Ned a meteorologist? suggested his grandpa Ed A chemist? An astronomer? what is in your head? I want to do experiments in the lab, the lad said....

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A scientist said to his mate “We came from the line of primate!” Said one of the men, While waving his pen, “Refer to yourself, not us, mate.” An ape heard the scientist say That men share the same gene as they. The ape proudly said, “You’d wish you were dead-- Insult us no more or you’ll pay.” Among 1st Place A new funny or bawdy...

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“If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. I get most joy in life out of my violin”. (By Albert Einstein) ...

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We had once an enthusiastic scientist, so much keen to visit our laboratory, for which he did persistently insist, but that did not make us worry. He was a young man, very smart, and I found him extremely clever. Our study interest matched, so he took part eagerly in my research endeavor. He meticulously copied the data I got so far, telling me this...

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Mad Scientist Dog was lucky to save his hair. When he blew up the chem lab, it landed over there. And under that car, and past that old oak tree. May Scientist Dog yelled out “Oh wow! Goody!” “It’s not the blowing up part that’s bad, his boss said. When you bragged about it, that was bad, Ed.” Mad Scientist Dog...

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A scientist once said it's flat and I again agreed He said the Earth is very flat and lay upon his tweed A flatter man he was not A testimony pleased As all his back was laying flat and logic cleared the weeds So we could go into a future where people proved him wrong Until the day the next man said The Universe is long Now...

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Chester CatMaster, a nature wizard, cast a few spells upon some lazy lizards; chanting “Meow-chi-nik-de-nook-do-kangi”, he turned them into various fungi. There were Buttons and ake, Puffballs, Polypores and maitake; Hedgehog, Earpiks and Penny Buns, Old Chester was having so much fun. Chester had given them legs of their own, around and around him, they all did roam. He held onto their roots like little...

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The colourblind scientist He was from Pakistan, always wore a blue suit we were walking away from a ship that sank. So, I said, what are you doing for a living? I´m a mathematician, he said currently I`m trying to make brown into green by using a math formula, so far I have got grey colours but lack funds to...

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Which Scientist said, "Reality is merely and illusion, albeit a rather persistent one"? TAKE A GUESS and you will be correct, LOL! Who said this: "The way in which you and I experience the world, is NOT how the world fundamentally is." GOOGLE this one shalom, shalom (and SALAAM)...

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If one really cares They can approach their local Mayor To ask them a question on a Greek organization hazing dare Either walking through the outdoor mall Or in a bathroom stall Yes in the can! A citizen can make a stand While dropping a their flap Making sure the Mayor knows where things are...

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A long time ago there lived one Isaac Newton, a great scientist of all times, a famous Briton. Born premature, into a quart mug he would fit, said his mother, who left him to grow up on his wit. Isaac Newton with a refined brain stood on shoulders of giants to gain view of the far none had seen. On him...

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Tesla’s magic wand, Energy in the ether's; Paints lightening art. ...

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Professor Abdul Kalam the luminous brilliant star I pay homage to you from here in Dar Great brill scientist in the field of Aerospace A noble man with an intellectual mien and grace Aeronautics and more were his speciality wow! He's referred to as India's best known nucleur Scientist. An inventive mind has passed away now Lets celebrate and commemorate a great...

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