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Nearly thirty inches below normal of rain this year
It's caused an infestation of critters who lurk near
Droning on and on, annoyingly buzzing in my ear
Waiting...

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10 o'clock am the morning 
Quest: A country side bike ride.
Molly woke Dolly and Damian.
Woke Everyone on that July 
Morning of 2038. They had a...

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Lets all leave our mothers breasts
And run off to the woods to test
Each other’s heart to see whose best
At killing or at dying.

Whitey you must...

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Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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Some drivers really make me want to scream.
I’ll do some little thing that they don’t like.
They honk or give the finger. It’s so mean.
I’d like...

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As I go through the store shopping,                                    you...

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I often wonder,                      ...

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Truth what is it
 Running off your lips of wit
 Using words you just knit
 That really was the pit
 Hurts so I will split

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I really love my Aunty;
Honestly, I do.
Even though she teases me,
I'm sure she loves me too.

My sister had her wedding.
It was quite the fancy do.
Aunty...

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My mate must have seen the big grin on my face
He said spill it man, is that grin glued in place 
I had to confess...

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Pet Rocks And More
(rocks don’t snore)

Pet rocks must be kept refrigerated
Wrapped in aluminum foil for protection
Visitors mistake them for dinner rolls
Butter them up at midnight...

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For many years I have realized that our hearts are very deceptive and unreliable.  I cannot imagine how many times my heart has let...

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Dancing to Sisqo 
like a dad at a disco
that ain’t the diss though
you’re a straight up pissed ho
handbag on the dance floor 
where your sandbag...

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Home Alone
Written: by Tom Wright
6/20/2018

I won’t swim in a sea of unsolicited voices,
Withholding a response remains one of my choices.

By fax, phone, and doorbell, voices...

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Decades since frittering like - yule
ne'er believe me, boot true
lee, I wreck clues lee wasted
     my life lock, stock, and barrel
...

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