Food of Love - a Bit Rude

My mate must have seen the big grin on my face He said spill it man, is that grin glued in place I had to confess since the day I got wed That I’d never had such a good time in bed I told him I’d tell him but it’s a bit rude Just spice up your sex life with plenty of food So take a ring donut, a bagel will do Just make sure the middle will slip over ‘you’ Some pineapple rings and some dark chocolate sauce Some hundreds and thousands, and whipped cream of course Those sprinkles make winkles that look pretty tasty Your wife will leap on to the bed pretty hasty It might be quite wobbly so try not to cough At least till your lady has licked it all off My mate said it sounds like an orgy in Rome I can’t hang about I’m going straight home The next time we met he was wearing a frown In a hospital bed in a hospital gown I could tell he was bandaged below the waist He said my advice he had taken in haste I followed your plan plus a cherry on top My wife dropped her nightie but then I said ‘STOP!’ Your food plan, my friend, wasn't good for my health It looked so damned good that I ate it myself