Pet Rocks and More

Pet Rocks And More (rocks don’t snore) Pet rocks must be kept refrigerated Wrapped in aluminum foil for protection Visitors mistake them for dinner rolls Butter them up at midnight in the dark Return them because they are too hard Pet rocks don’t like strangers They do not play well with others Or move around late at night in the dark Like sneaky thieving visitors do Pet rocks have no feet to proceed Are not snacks for those who do People who lack manners are cruel Rocks are bad for the digestion Like Pluto, pet rocks don’t care If you think of them as planets or stones Home is were they are and where they land No matter where you throw them Place them in a microwave or fridge Some pets need some maintenance Rocks need none Think of them as friends without a bite In hard times they will never leave you Love your rocks as best you can Don’t butter them or eat them You will need new teeth To see a dentist you will need a car