For this clerihew, I'll write about Ron
With flaming red hair, he's a sure Weasley spawn
True and loyal friend, a noble fighter
But pay heed to hamartia, his fear of spiders!
He features in J.K.Howling's Harry Potter
Producing Music videos that touch our hearts.
Maria Williams and her husband Ron receive high marks.
They put Poetry into Visual Musical Sounds and
leave the viewers Amazed and Spellbound.
So talented are they both to create and share.
Just ask the Poet's of their work, together as a pair.
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When Hugh and Ron got drunk together
and pissed a lake of mighty size,
their eery neighbor also spilled it
and let his eery waters rise.
By far superior was another
with depths of thirteen hundred feet.
His superiority was awesome
which Hugh, Ron, Eery couldn’t beat.
Below them lay Ontario Lago,
a bloke whose name is not much fun
because no matter how I turn it
I can’t create a lakey pun.
In Florida's land, a theory brews with strife,
"Critical Race," they claim, shaping endless strife,
But in its clasp, rights of black souls confined,
A divisive force, their spirits maligned.
Equality's dream, it seeks to assail,
Yet fosters discord, fuels an endless trail,
Let unity reign, embrace hearts anew,
For fairness and respect in all we pursue.
In harmony, let's forge a brighter way,
Where the rights of every soul have their brightest day.
My boyfriend calls me 'potty mouth'
'cause I can go on so.
But loves me still, as hope you will
know 'bird' that fields no cage
for man or mouse.
An immigrant, I love the South
though hurricanes do blow.
I'd share your range if that's not strange,
and trust you'll act your age!
Sun maid, not spouse!
Krakatoa Kritic #007
A fun poem. I'd say most women appreciate a flexible man, I know I do! A personal ten from me! Who knows what's true! But you're my first 10 on PH! Ha!
See “I Love You Still” by Cowboy Ron Williams on PoemHunter.com!
Our town's old fire chief Ron's a real lunkhead
When the alarm rings, he lingers in bed
He yawns, then he stretches
And, of course, he k'vetches*
If you wait for Ron, you'll surely be dead
After protests got rid of the police
They went after old Ron like angry geese
They announced they'd attack
That roused Ron from the sack
The fool grinned, "Hey, let's smoke the pipe of peace!"
*'k'vetches' is Yiddish for 'complains'
Ron monogramed his socks
He monogramed his shoes
He monogramed his kids
He monogramed his glues
Ron monogramed his ham
He monogramed his gram
He brought his inks to his wife Sam
She gave him a swift mean body slam
It was Ron’s last day to monogram.
A Man Called Poet Ron-
Ole, to woe unto us there was a poet Called Ron
There once was a man who liked paper.
He said, "the different wallpaper "
It was rather recent,
But not quite tasty dessert
~
He couldn't say no to the inserts.
Once he was writing on the paper.
He said, "See the lovely picture!"
It was quite, polished
But not very unpublished,
And he couldn't resist the out blurts .
12/11/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
A quickie is all that I need
But ladies want more than just seed
Though it feels sublime
They never have time
Unless they are taking the lead
Just how does this lunatic tick
He gawps looking stupid and thick
then does acts to demean -
Put his mitts on our Queen
Ron Dump is an ignorant ????? !
He bypasses royal protocol
Treats our Queen like an old Barbie Doll
He walks in front of her
Like a fat mangy cur -
Show decorum, you nasty old troll!
* insert suitable ending
Ron Dump was seen to put his arm behind the Queen's back at a royal dinner
It’s not the first time he’s broken royal protocol this time by by touching the Queen and on his previous visit he walked in front of her and also on separate occasion he kept her waiting for over ten minutes ... it just isn’t done!
6/4/19
Real friend always true
learning from you life's lessons
A friendship cherished
How I recall the day we saw
The running of the train
A booming voice filled all the earth
"Behold the great Ron Dayne!"
As did their forebears once of old
The enemy contain
So did these Spartans hope to hold
The thundering Ron Dayne
Could this ferocious force be checked?
The answer quickly came
For the first four plays alone did yield
Seventy-four yards to Dayne
Alas, State gave their best defense
Yet their efforts were in vain
Two hundred fourteen rushing yards
Amassed by mighty Dayne
"Thank you Son", said my ol' Dad,
"For our time at this game"
And I will treasure evermore
The day we saw Ron Dayne
Sept. 3, 2016
Commemorating Michigan St. vs. Wisconsin - Oct. 23, 1999
Final: Wisconsin 40, Michigan St. 10
Real friend always true
learning from you life's lessons
A friendship cherished.
Limping Ron was limping on,
In-grown toe nails aren't much fun,
Two on one foot hard to bare
Doctor said they'll need much care,
When will his walking stick be gone?
His words are wisdom
his heart is strong
this man of poetry
one of the kindest
I have known
friendship he offers
to anyone , anywhere
as he writes of lessons
he has learned on his way
poetry of his heart, shared
love for his family
the words to his song
a husband, a father, a friend
one that has impressed me
for so long
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