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Reindeer Poems

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PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
Ride of Kris Kringle Agostino Matteucci Haiku reindeer, christmas,
Premium Member Poem We Love Zoomorphism Caren Krutsinger Rhyme reindeer, 6th grade, 8th grade,
A Hearty Valent Sign matthew harris Free verse reindeer, blessing, celebration, courage, dream,
A Winter's Day Gwen Schuetz Free verse reindeer, appreciation, beauty, blessing, celebration,
Get real john scott Rhyme reindeer, age,
Keeping mum Sneha RV The Literature Lover Haiku reindeer, child, childhood, children, christian,
Blotto In The Grotto Terry Flood Rhyme reindeer, christmas, funny, humorous,
Premium Member Poem DOGGIE AT CHRISTMAS TIME nette onclaud Light Verse reindeer, cheer up, christmas, dog,
Premium Member Poem The Forgotten Man Tom Wright Couplet reindeer, christmas,
Premium Member Poem Soon it will be 2019 Pramod Rastogi Free verse reindeer, hope, new year, nostalgia,
Premium Member Poem Grouchy Grinch arthur vaso Free verse reindeer, art, friend, friendship, humor,
Lazy Rudolph Terry Hoffman Limerick reindeer, christmas, funny, humor, humorous,
Holly Day Cheer Oy Vey matthew harris Political Verse reindeer, celebration, christmas, games, hair,
Premium Member Poem Santa Claus Is Not the Christ Child Caren Krutsinger Rondeau reindeer, christmas,
Here Comes Santy Claus Jessica Amanda Salmonson Lyric reindeer, children, christmas, death, evil,
Harumph To Holiday Hoopla Phish Pshaw matthew harris Political Verse reindeer, angel, childhood, christmas, conflict,
Premium Member Poem Princess Forever's Magic Caren Krutsinger Rhyme reindeer, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Premium Member Poem Christmas Bustle Sherry Asbury Blank verse reindeer, celebration, childhood, christmas,
Christmas Eve K.R. Wonder Rhyme reindeer, brother, childhood, christmas, eve,
Rudolph The O Dear Reindeer NOT FOR CHILDREN Nick Trim Rhyme reindeer, christmas, humorous, rude,
Premium Member Poem 7 Winter Haiku John lawless Haiku reindeer, children, christmas, winter,
Premium Member Poem I HEAR SANTAs SLEIGH Kim Rodrigues Rhyme reindeer, christmas, humor,
Reindeer Love M. L. Kiser Haiku reindeer, celebration, christmas, december, flying,
Santa Has The Best Job M. L. Kiser Rhyme reindeer, celebration, christmas, december, giving,
Premium Member Poem Merry and Cheers Rich Rogers Rhyme reindeer, adventure, celebration, christmas, community,
Santa Claus Comes To Town Gwen Schuetz Free verse reindeer, blessing, christmas, god,
Winter Wonderland with True Loves Man Haley Fisher Sonnet reindeer, adventure, cute love, desire,
Santa becomes guest Subimal Sinha-Roy Haiku reindeer, children, christmas, humorous,
CUTE CHRISTMAS COUPLET Anisha Dutta Couplet reindeer, 4th grade, appreciation,
Premium Member Poem Christmas Couplet Caren Krutsinger Light Verse reindeer, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Premium Member Poem The Reindeer That Nobody Knows RALPH TAYLOR Rhyme reindeer, animal, christmas,
Premium Member Poem Reindeer Poop Get A Bag Caren Krutsinger Haiku reindeer, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
CUTE CHRISTMAS COUPLET Brian Densham Rhyme reindeer, christmas,
Santa Hits The Snooze Button Subimal Sinha-Roy Rhyme reindeer, christmas, funny, sleep,
Premium Member Poem Alcoholic Reindeer Gershon Wolf Limerick reindeer, christmas, drink, flying,
DRUNK SANTA rochelle jones Free verse reindeer, blessing, celebration, christmas, dance,
Premium Member Poem Grandma Rode A Reindeer James Horn Limerick reindeer, allegory, analogy,
Premium Member Poem REINDEER GAMES Cindi Rockwell Limerick reindeer, animal, christmas, funny,
Arctic Antics george seal Limerick reindeer, christmas, funny, games,
Premium Member Poem Scent of Reindeer Discord CayCay Jennings Limerick reindeer, christmas, conflict, giggle, holiday,
Premium Member Poem 'I Swear Not All the Kids are Naughty' Said Rudolph Lu Loo Limerick reindeer, christmas, humorous,
Premium Member Poem RUDOLF IS SICK nette onclaud Limerick reindeer, animal, funny,
Premium Member Poem Santa had a panic attack Heidi Sands Free verse reindeer, angst, anxiety, christmas, peace,
This Celebration Rates M. L. Kiser Free verse reindeer, appreciation, celebration, christmas, happy,
Premium Member Poem Fivel, the Forgotten Reindeer Jim Slaughter Light Verse reindeer, christmas, humor,
Premium Member Poem The Prong and Short of It Gregory R Barden Limerick reindeer, animal, christmas, funny, humorous,
Viking's Horn Subimal Sinha-Roy Limerick reindeer, christmas, funny,
Premium Member Poem Rudolph Got Drunk Curtis Moorman Limerick reindeer, christmas, drink, funny,
REINDEER Anisha Dutta Limerick reindeer, 8th grade, animal, appreciation,
Premium Member Poem Randy Reindeer Andrea Dietrich Limerick reindeer, christmas,

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Reindeer Poem Example

Redneck Santa

T'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club on the base,
jist me and my sisters alone in the place.

A big ol' blue norther, t'were a hard winter storm.
We's all snuggled up close, jist tryin' ta stay warm.
The trailer's as cold as a well digger's ***,
cause they come out that mornin' and turnt off the gas.

I shore kinda hated to git out of that bed,
but ol' Mother Nature made me git up, instead.
I'd gotta go out if I wanted a leak,
'cause the toilet had bin all plugged up fer a week.

Outside it 'peered warmer, which was a suprise.
As I peed on the tree, sumpin lit up the skies.
Them lights shined down on the yard, and I froze.
Shore prayed it warn't one of them weird UFO's.

As I stood thar turnin' round and around
there was white stuff fallin' and coatin' the ground.
I grabbed a big buncha it up in my mitts.
I thought it was snow, but turnt out it were grits.

I heared a big motor runnin' up overhead
and down come a monster truck painted all red.
It bounced on the front 'n' bounced on the back,
then the driver clumb down 'n' grabbed a tow sack.

He was white-haired 'n' husky, with red overalls,
long ZZ Top whiskers 'n' blood-shot eyeballs.
A red John Deere work cap was perched on his nut
and a WalMart white T-shirt half-covered his gut.

He look like he just come off'n the farm,
'cept fer them tattoos of elves on his arm.
As I stood around there jist like a complete dick,
he says, “Boy ain't you gonna say crap to St. Nick?”

“Yes siree Bob”, says I, “I got sumpin to say.
I'd shore like ta know where you was yesterday.
The toilet's stopped up and we's all out of heat,
ain't got no money and they's nuthin' to eat.”

“I was fixin' ta make it on time”, he then said.
He look kinda sheepish, and hung down his head.
“But I stopped at a bar when I finished my rounds.
And run inna St. Paddy at the Hare 'n' the Hounds."

"Ya know that he's the very best pal of St. Nick.
But there's none who can put 'em away like that Mick.
And the next thing ya know, we's over at Chances
Where that Tooth Fairy is doin' ten-dollar lap dances.”

“The Tooth Fairy a stripper? That done give me the chills!”
“Yessir”, says he, “Where ya think she gits all them bills?”
“Jist a minute”, I goes. “Where's the reindeer and sleigh?”
He turnt even redder, and then looked away.

“Well, we had a poker game goin', I thought I would win.
I was holdin' four aces and bet everthang in.”
There was a palpable silence, a terrible hush.
“Then that damn Easter Bunny laid down a straight flush.”

“Well, I cut cards with a redneck and won me that truck
But as for the reindeer, they was squat outta luck
They throwed a big barbeque, and cooked 'em up slow
But I must say them reindeer's good eatin', ya know?”

No Dasher, no Dancer, no Prancer and Vixen!
No Comet, no Cupid, no Donner and Blitzen!
For hung on that red-painted monster truck's nose
was eight pairs of antlers, lined up in two rows.

“Anyway, I brung vittles for you and the girls.”
And out of the sack he pulled seven skint squirrels.
“I jist bagged 'em thar in yer neighbor's back yard
Fry 'em up well, boy, with plenty of lard.”

I goes, “Them squirrels is rilly fine eatin' fer shore,
But ta git past tomorrow, we's gonna need more.”
says he,“Well, I's a bit short on cash fer today.”
And he give me six lottery numbers to play.

Then up drives my ma with bad blood in her eye
Draws out her six-shooter, jist primed to let fly.
Then lowers her arm down and commences to bawl
says, “I love you, you bastard, you tol' me you'd call!”

He says, “Boy, looks like it's not healthy to linger
Sticks his mitt out 'n' goes “Just pull on my finger.
The truck is fer you, son. I bid ya goodnight.”
And on a column of wind, he plumb riz out of sight.

I feels fevered and flushed as I stands there in awe
And I reckons this redneck St. Nick was my paw.
A voice far-off hollers, “Merry Christmas, now, y'all!
Then adds, “Don't fret none baby, jist wait fer my call!”

P.S. Them lottery numbers worked out good. We
bought a double-wide on our own lot 'n' a giant
TV and had still had lots of money left over fer
me to go to big rig truck driving school and Ma
to that there beauty college. And on top of that
a Nigerian guy is going to deposit over a million
dollars in my bank account. 

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