Reindeer Poems

You Never Know What You’ll See on Elm Street

Take my hand – follow the plan,
Let’s go for a walk down wide Spruce Street;
Friends to play with and neighbors to greet 
But now that we see all that we can
Let’s turn...Read More

Snow everywhere,
Beautiful to view.

Branches of the tree,
Snow touched,

The evergreen trees,
Elegantly received snow.

God's paintbrush was here again,
Snow on the rooftops.

Santa could have been here,
Parked the reindeer.

Left presents for the parents and children,
A  reminder of Christmas.

A white Christmas day,
A horse and...Read More

My Mate and I 
(in this case, the “I” is Santa Clause standing by his mate, the reindeer)

My mate and I – beneath a Christmas sky
Looking ever upward; I have to sigh
to see what is the heaven’s brightest star.
So close...Read More

                        SANTA COMING

       Santa waits to visit Earth on Christmas.
 ...Read More

Finding My Way Home On Christmas Eve

I'm clearly an elf that has no brain
I keep getting lost again and again
Will someone please help me find my way home
I don't want to spend my days alone
No I don't want to spend...Read More

Red coats matching, Santa and a reindeer,
His favourite deer from the famous team,
Gazing out on a midnight cold and clear, 
Illuminated by shafts of moonbeam.

His favourite deer from the famous team,
Nimble Dancer, sure-footed in the snow,
Illuminated by shafts of moonbeam,
As...Read More

A Hard Beginning

The cough continues. 
My head... aches, 
but there are needles in my eyes, 
that will not stop poking my lids. 
Everything hurts today, 
that did not hurt yesterday. 
Today all things that hurt 
yesterday, have found new 
purpose...Read More

So afraid, oh so afraid, a melody I sing. 

How am I going to find my way back to the North Pole? I want to be back with my family.  I shouldn’t have sneaked on Santa’s sleigh. I need...Read More

Ah... tis nothing greater than...
malfunctioning heater on brisk winter day!

Thee particular date being
December twenty eighth,
two thousand nineteen, I saith
the Jack of all trades
maintenance technician

Kevin Blank said he would notify
HVAC expert in good faith,
yet to compliment clangorous din...
I called upon the...Read More

I never knew that Stonehenge refers to hanging gallows


While solstice gives solace as the sun dial moves forth

Many years of mysteries immortalized for sacred worship

	Blue Stones transported from Pembrokeshire

	For a giant Cromlech by magic or very hard graft

Pagans knew about...Read More

Santa's Big Night

"Whoa!” Santa screams
And the reindeer freeze
Skidding to a stop
On the old roof top.

In his coat of red
He jumps from the sled
Then with a wink
And quick as a mink
Down the chimney he goes
With his sack full of toys.

Then in...Read More

Santa’s helpers, take a break
From the toys they like to make
And just for love and pure funs sake
They dance the Santa Shuffle

Rudolph with his nose so bright
Likes to dance all through the night
A reindeer dancing’s a funny sight
While doing the...Read More

This is the story of how Daisy the cow
Became one of Santa’s reindeer
Poor Rudolph was down with the flu
So Santa said “Daisy, come here”

“I’ll put a splash of red paint on your snout
And for one night you’ll be able to...Read More

           SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY DIET



There once was a boy, named Eric Cartman.
A roly-poly little brat, sorely in need of a diet!
His friend Kenny had the just the answer:
"Just date a...Read More

Reindeer herd - heard clattering

Rangifer tarandus kept
this deep sleeper awake
cavorting, deer ring
escapade haint fake
dreamt only a smattering while

Santa did shimmy and shake
with ho...ho...ho...
no worry mate - everything's jake
resonating resembling thus Spake
Zarathustra jollity did quake.

Yours truly (i.e, me)
awoke with rapture
forty hooves...Read More

Oh no, Christmas is on it’s way
and someone’s stolen Santa’s sleigh.
He’s had to rent a motor scooter,
and become a land commuter.

The reindeer don’t know what to do,
they’re getting sad and oh, so blue.
Rudolph’s grabbed a sack of toys,
for the little...Read More

Time to pull out the gift wrap,
Bring out the ribbons and crafts.
Red, yellow, green and blue,
Christmas time is here for you.

Santa’s sleigh and reindeer are set,
Gifts and presents are all prepped.
Eggnog cartons surround the store,
Candy canes and glitter light the...Read More

Must be time to rein in the reindeer,
rest them until the Big Night is here....Read More

Santa has his sled hitched with his reindeer,
There are nine reindeer, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.

The most well-known reindeer is Rudolph who led Santa's sled,
Santa sits in his sled dressed with a hat and suit of red...Read More

He heard a noise and he stopped breathing. 
Werewolf? Shadow monster?
His chest was heaving.
How far had he walked?
Shouldn’t he be at a town by now?

Hey! A tiny voice said. Up here!
It was a reindeer, in a tree.
Dasher? He asked hopefully.
The...Read More

Rudolph the reindeer had twin,Randolph
    Rudy had him fill in, while he golfed
                  Santa didn't approve
    ...Read More

Chimney is blocked

Reindeer in limbo

Santa is shocked


Angels tuned out

Jesus on crutches

Crying out loud


Dice already cast

Cross nails await

Fake news unsurpassed



18th December 2019

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A South Pole elf with an iPhone
Asked Santa for a new Spy-drone
But reindeer won't fly
With drones in the sky
So Santa sent him a dog-bone...Read More

       

                The Star of David


I took a brisk hike on my street,
To meet with a few neighbors and
have...Read More

Santa’s Clydesdale brigade
helps him bring snow and presents
to the good, the bad and the ugly
Stand down reindeer!
...Read More