The Reindeer Dilemma

Rudolph did not like his bright red nose And how everyone told him it glows He then painted it blue Didn't realize with glue Washed it with snow, now it's stuck and froze Dasher wanted to be in the lead And was the fastest to do the deed But he couldn't fly, only prance And his moves were like a dance knew he could not fly the sleigh with speed Prancer had a tiny pink sparkly nose Liked to flirt, keeping the boys on their toes She loved to just mingle While singing her jingle And romancing the herd with her sweet show Dancer had a big chip on his shoulder Mad that Dasher had moves that could smolder Dancer could really dance If he was given a chance But Dasher's moves were flashy and bolder Comet was a foolish and friendly deer Who loved to have a full belly of beer But he wasn't very bright And his nose had no light He was too sauced to be able to steer Cupid was young, beautiful and sprite Had a huge fear of falling and heights He had to close his eyes When he was in the skies He couldn't safely lead the sleigh at night Vixen's job was to guard the Christmas sleigh And make sure presents weren't stolen away Didn't care about the race Wanted to keep his place Knew presents were needed to save the day Blitzen knew he was last in line And his nose was black with no shine He made his nostrils flare And shoved a flashlight there Now he could lead the sleigh this time