Ranger Poems - Poems about Ranger

Alone Ranger

Let's be lonely together 
Lonely's no fun on my own
It doesn't depend on the weather 
I'm lonely because I'm alone
The number of people don't matter 
I'm often alone in a crowd
The words that I hear are just chatter
I simply tune out all the loud
Quiet by nature, an actor
I play a good role socially
But inside the

VooDoo Ranger

'nother heartbreak
sorry
never hid one red flag
or warning label
 ...yet she tried
so 
not all my fault
but it's a pattern

I think I might 
until I know I don't
some brutal honesty
I squirm free of the noose to
answer the call of the wild
and put 500 miles 
between us 
before I stop for the night

at some nomad campground
stirring the embers

A Lone Ranger Mask

I'm feeling rather silly today
Not that that's so unusual
But I'm feeling even more silly than usual
Read on and methinks
You'll understand exactly what I mean
Have thoughts of what it would be like
To be a ravishing female
Rather than this hunk of male virility
That I am now
Of course I would be an absolute stunner
With a body to die

Assassination After Installation

An old dying king to name successor:
Likely, his first son, a feared oppressor;
Even, the speed of his new kompressor,
Quick prayers to God, The Intercessor,
His name for three full hours Mind Changer.
“Don’t let the king enthrone Long Ranger,
Who has been to us Happy Stranger:
A prince proud to be dog in a manger!

And should Long Ranger emerge

Ballad of the Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto
For years two loyal friends
Riding the range together
Fighting for justice's ends.
Kimo Sabe and his side kick
A Masked Man on his White Horse
And faithfully following along
That  Brave Tonto of course.

Dead Mans Prairie
Not a branch of cover in sight
Three hundred hostile Redskins 
Had crept up during the night.
You could hear their War

Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger would come to save the day
            With his trusted sidekick Tonto at bay
                 Outlaws didn't have chance
        

Cherry Cokes and Two Cent Candies

When I was a kid and school was out, I'd rush home for milk and cookies.
And mom would give me a note and some money to run an errand for her.
But first I'd bike down this long steep ill behind the house where we lived,
down I'd go lickety split, free as a bird on the

Chemo Sabe

When lifting hair was not a crime
Tonto was ahead of his time
He saw a bald Ranger
Whose mask made him stranger 
A real pandemic paradigm!

The Lone Ranger and Werewolves

When the Lone Ranger has his finger on his gun's trigger, he constantly has to pull it.
When the moon is full, he hunts and kills werewolves, that's why he uses silver bullets.
He also uses silver bullets to stop outlaws from committing crimes.
But he uses those bullets to kill werewolves the majority of the time.
A werewolf

The Ranger

He's a quiet and easy going sort, friendly and polite.
Always smiling, gentle, kind, in his eyes there is a light.
He's always there to lend a hand with anything that's needed.
He'll carry your bags, find your dog, or see your field gets seeded.

He's the county game warden, most call him The Ranger.
He's there to help us

The Lone Ranger

Feeling like The Lone Ranger
With my kemosabe friend fighting danger
A horse named Silver
Summer or winter
Baddies cringe when they meet, I'll wager

The Lone Ranger

It's the  L -o- n - e   R-a-n-g-e-r  galloping along
Apprehending the bad guys when they always go wrong
Upholding the law
Beating 'em to the draw
And he's particularly proficient at the game of majong

Lone Ranger

Lone Ranger


Three days are gone, alone in my cabin
Not a word is written in these rooms of silence
Writing in a vacuum does not behoove me.
I need an input someone with thoughts of their own.
Reflecting my own thoughts in the mirror
Are unbreakable cycles like a troll under a bridge
That can no longer see the difference between

The Lone Ranger

THE LONE RANGER

There once was a man called the Lone Ranger
To his friend Tonto he was no stranger
When surrounded he said
Tonto we'll soon be dead
Tonto replied, what you mean we, Ranger 

1 February 2019
For the contest sponsored by Joseph May

The Lone Ranger

There once rode a tall man with a mask
It was rumored he drank from a flask
Because wherever he'd go
He'd tell his horsey Hi-Yo
And a man named Tonto shrugged, "Don't ask."

1-27-19
Contest: Limerick 3
Sponsor: Joseph May

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