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Premium Member There once was a young man from Szechwan
There once was a young man from Szechwan, who thought his dick looked like a pecan. He met a cutie named Butts, who was hankering for nuts, so he gave her his pecan to chew on. ...

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Categories: racy, funny, humorous, lust, rude,
Form: Limerick
The Lady Notorious
A monkey once sat On a gentleman’s lap And its antics were truly uproarious The chain at its wrist Jangled back to the fist Of the fabulous Lady Notorious “Excuse me, dear sir,” She sweetly demurred, “I see that my pet’s been inglorious. I trust this mishap Won’t land me in the lap Of a quandary so unmeritorious.” “No matter, my dear You have nothing to fear For you...

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Categories: racy, allegory, parody, relationship,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Racy Poem So Watch Out
My thumbs ran off today. I knew they were in love And I suspected they might be compelled to be alone, together. However…. It makes opening cans rather tough. Turning the key in the ignition is nigh onto impossible. I had trouble picking up my fork for my eggs. But do they care? Heavens no. They are selfishly in love, those two. Gone away on...

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Categories: racy, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Racy Twosome
There once was a couple so gay Who liked to get down and to play Their giggles so naughty At thoughts that were smutty Loved flaunting their conduct risqué Submitted on December 27, 2018 for contest BAWDY LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN - RANKED 3RD...

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Categories: racy, fun, games, lust, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Racy Kissable Beau
Categories: racy, love, romance
Form: Verse




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