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Mooning
I knew a young girl just a pretty face who lost her mind in outer space with a celestial body decidedly racy out of this world but totally spacey not quite the brightest light it's true (but what a view) and yet when gazing at the moon turned loony... a space cadet and 'twas the lunar orb (waxing, waning, new or blue) of that there's no doubt whose gravitational pull simply...

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Categories: racy, girl, humor, moon, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
The Lady Notorious
A monkey once sat On a gentleman’s lap And its antics were truly uproarious The chain at its wrist Jangled back to the fist Of the fabulous Lady Notorious “Excuse me, dear sir,” She sweetly demurred, “I see that my pet’s been inglorious. I trust this mishap Won’t land me in the lap Of a quandary so unmeritorious.” “No matter, my dear You have nothing to fear For you...

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Categories: racy, allegory, parody, relationship,
Form: Rhyme



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My thumbs ran off today. I knew they were in love And I suspected they might be compelled to be alone, together. However…. It makes opening cans rather tough. Turning the key in the ignition is nigh onto impossible. I had trouble picking up my fork for my eggs. But do they care? Heavens no. They are selfishly in love, those two. Gone away on...

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Categories: racy, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Racy Twosome
There once was a couple so gay Who liked to get down and to play Their giggles so naughty At thoughts that were smutty Loved flaunting their conduct risqué Submitted on December 27, 2018 for contest BAWDY LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN - RANKED 3RD...

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Categories: racy, fun, games, lust, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Racy Kissable Beau
Categories: racy, love, romance
Form: Verse




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