R Rated Poems | Examples


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Honeymoon Suite

Hopping out the ford and headed to the suite, before we get to the room let’s sip on something sweet

Then I’ll set the mood with some music that makes me think of you

R and R much needed but we are lit so let’s turn up to some R & B

You and ME name a better duo, I wait…take your time, no please

A little braggadocio but when I look at you how can I not brag 

She’s R rated sexy but for this poem I’ll keep it PG

Dimples and freckles are so cute its killing me

Love so sticky and honey so sweet, tonight let’s make a mess in the 
honeymoon suite

Our love is too sweet but I don’t really care about the cavities

Just give me another bite baby

Kiss, kiss, hug, hug, love, love, sleeping in and waking up to the sunlight

p.s. kissing my now wife…

Premium Member Candy Kisses

Foil off, dark rich

                                      teasing, like R rated films.

                                          I always crave more.

Premium Member Is Social Distancing the New Cool

Social distancing is the new king 
It is as romantic as a modern day proposal with a ring 
But city folk are professionals at telling where people to go 
Using the special finger with the R rated message they show 
Is social distancing a good idea? 
Is it the true way people feel? 
What is society going to do? 
Sit back and say “social distancing is the new cool” 
Plans should be put in effect 
On how people can reconnect 
Using one word, respect 
Also, understanding every scene is not theirs 
And realizing sometimes it is someone else’s affair 
It is not hate which builds this blockade 
Just the honest feeling of needing to go in another way 
There is a piece of happiness for everyone 
To go where they are truly welcome 
Based on like and dislike 
And not commanded by someone holding a mike 
If social distancing is the new cool 
We will all end up a bunch of lonely fools


Impromptu

give me a B
rated movie before
an R rated gore seen it

before but
have you ever
seen the seam line

running
down a run
away monster with

gama rays

Agree To the Terms

Sexually 
Explicit 
(X-Rated) 
Language 
(Not to be 
confused with 
sensuality)

the "Wild 
Bunch" first
(R-Rated)
movie
rated for
unheard
of

violence
and the
next (X-
Rated)
"Scar
Face"
faced
us

Rated R

My eleven year old son decided to steal my car.
He drove to the theater and sneaked in to watch.a movie that is rated R.
The film is about zombies who rise from the dead in a cemetery.
Now he has to sleep with a nightlight because it was so scary.
He has nightmares that make him scream every night.
He wets his bed and sucks his thumb because of fright.
His screams wake me every night, I'm tired of having to get out of bed.
If the brat watches another R rated movie, I'll slap him upside his head.
My eyes are red and puffy because I haven't slept in three weeks.
I'm tired of changing his sheets four times a night when he leaks.
My wife blames me and she hits me so hard that I see stars.
My life is in turmoil because of a damn movie that is rated R.


Premium Member An R-Rated Limerick For Laughs

The encoding quill of most men
Will publish sometimes and again 
It seems it can think
And does things with its ink
A pen_is is almost a pen

Premium Member Liquid Dreams Small R Rated

Why do you invade my dreams
You come to me when I am weak
Touch me with your liquid hands
Pour over every part of me
I am your prisoner
Yet I feel free

I wish to be commanded
A ship on your waves
Your helpless slave
Rocked to my grave
Taken inside of you
Letting you do what you do

You are ferocious 
You cause me to scream
Water turned to steam
I ache with a strange pain
Yet I wish to remain

Here there is no shame
You are the water 
You quench my flame
An entity with no name

I know you're not real
Maybe that's the appeal
I can't help how I feel
I release every drop
As you move on top
My whole body quakes
I feel a distant shake
I'm pulled awake

The feel of you 
Will soon dissapear
You were never really here
Yet a smile remains
As my memory wanes

Time to get up
Go to work
Others ask
Why the silly smirk

I will not say the reason why
To myself I keep this high
Thankful for you
My liquid lullaby

The Happiest Day

I have open my heart and free my mind
I become one with us
And one with time
I have connected to life
As it connected to me
Oh my lord I turned 17
Yes a age
Of happiness an joy
R rated movies will be my toy
Curfew is lifted
As I am old
This is just the beginning I am told
Now this may seem silly
Yes indeed
But can you remember when you turned 17
Its a landmark
An age of time
All grown
Well.. in a years time
2010
gave me this gift
Wrapped it up with a kiss
Now, now
You may say “what?”
“It been a whole year
more things should have filled with you cheer.”
But nothing such happened
In this year combine
I continued life, nothing to divine
So the age of 17 
Has occurred
Now 2011
Should be much more fun
The gift of 18 
Has begun
Oh I cant wait for this magnificent gift
But for now I shall say
October 24 was the happiest day!

Note: October 24 was my Birthday

Sister...

S...SPECIAL UNIQUE QUALITY OF JUST
....BEING KIMBERLY. THIS IS SALUTATION
...OF EXPRESSION TO A SISTER I TRULY
...ADORE.

I..IMPACT THAT DESERVES A STANDING OVATION
...RAISING THREE KIDS WASN'T EASY, BUT YOU
..DID IT WITH INTERCESSORY PRAYERS THAT IGNITED
..THE FIRE WITHIN TO WIN.

S...SPIRITUALLY GROUNDED, MENTALLY SOUND TO
...THROUGH SEASONS OF THE GOOD, BAD, AND IN BETWEEN. 
...IT'S PARTS OF THE SEALS LEGACY.

T...TRADE OF TRANQUILLITY THATS TRANFORM ON YOUR
...FACE CAUSING MOST SITUATIONS TO CHANGE.

E...ENDEAVORING ENERGY TO SUCCEED WEARING ALOT
...ALOT OF DIFFERENT HATS. YOU SEEMED TO MANAGE THE
...TASK.

R...RATED AT THE TOP OF YOUR CLASS. YOU'VE PASS THE
...TEST OF MOTHERHOOD AND SISTERHOOD.YOU'RE THE SISTER 
...I ADORE.

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