R Rated Poems - Poems about R Rated

With my girlfriend in tip top condition To film sex scenes for late television She got sick in bed So I went instead And was heckled with spiteful derision Well their laughter had made me feel silly As I stood there butt naked and chilly They said, “Get a hair dryer, Or an electric fire, For you sure need to warm up that willy.” The...

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I feel in führer rated and envious... entrapped within webbed wide world weft as a rump pulled stilts skein at warp speed exhibiting my heroic trumpian wiles cuz he (johnny come lately) a then exemplary hedonist, narcissist, and polygamist dons comical, farcical, illogical, lunatical... offal dolled up endearing guise, when inconvenient truth broached particularly determining paternity, no matter countless progeny sport windblown swiftly tailored mimicked matted coiffure...

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Age is over rated I went from cute and cuddly To terribly two In the flip of a calendar From being inquisitive To being nosey From pre-teen To A TEENAGER Meandered Through the military Into construction And against the Vegas spread Married And became a father AGE That sly bastard Has made me A grandfather And a great grandfather I have taught them all To spit, to curse, To love Even the seemingly Un-lovable Age has slowed me...

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. Their thug chained mine whilst through storm's ...

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. jane sure her purty'z upset nothing a...

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' i met her in ...

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. Why no Well okay that one moment the hammock snapped and yesss her pretty did...

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the picturesque yessss 'round and 'round at the very tip my marshmallow crisps yep 'round and 'round ...

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"Do we impose restrictions on painters as to what colors they may use, and how many brush strokes they may apply? " ~~The poet~~ Is there anyone out there that feels the way I do? I don’t want to be restricted by words too many or too few. I get annoyed when I have to remove an...

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The movie sounds intriguing; R’s the letter it’s been rated. The reasons for the rating On the ads are clearly stated. The first one that is mentioned, Not surprisingly, is sex, Which, in cinema for grown-ups Is what everyone expects. The second reason’s murder. Certain viewers seem to mind Any violence on screen; this one They’d likely have declined. The final rating rationale Surprised me – place your...

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There in the crowd a sore thumb sticking Out do you love my insides Never knew you before before only be two Gave a house and land to my score think he is settled A one page book wasn't a page turner Socially glued otherwise located My frust always rated My Dep always pressed Nowh OUT ere of here Scene Me coming back to me now Memories made from all i have...

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If you've a hole in the roof you'll see clouds a hole in your plane you'll be kissing ground but if your panties have holes sensitive bits may just show and you'll be working the wrong side of town...

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a hole in the roof means you'll see clouds a hole in the plane means your going down but if your just a hoe muds seeps into the soul you'll munch weeds and make rows of green chow...

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"X" Rated (Infinite Stars!) Our God signs with an ‘X’ ’cause His name is “I AM.” And like Him, so an “X,” LOVE just is! Christ, I laughed at this joke (God can be such a ham!) ‘Truth Be Known’s’ a ‘great’ fan of showbiz! When ‘X’ brings ‘Flood’ to town, Love, it covers the earth! OMG, supernatural feat! In the...

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if she were a vampyre my lack of blood would not get me up from a grave situation but keep me cold cadaverishly feverishless so i stake my money on the moon when blooms full and i find my pursuit me being hirsute and her her time that i may dine a wolf's dinner eating and drinking her blood instead of her drunk on mine...

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