Funny Quatrain Poems

When I called you my beloved for the first time,
My heart skipped a beat; I felt sublime,
As you are my best friend of mine,
And I'd...

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Like all who write, I'm enchanted by words.
their musical sounds falling on each page.
a gentle caress, or slashing of swords,
Words of upstarts or elegantly aged.

What...

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I don't want to play childish games
no more, or don a funny mask.
And though people still need to laugh,
I'm no longer up to the task.

My...

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coffee and a cup of poetry
pleasure on a reading spree
looking up…it’s mid morning
chores pressing in, warning

cup was hot, warm, lukewarm, cold,
empty…not so the bouquet i...

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Some people are naturally funny
They have a flair for comedy,
Seems everything they say or do
Illustrates laughter as a remedy.

Many times quite unwittingly
They say something not...

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Come sale with me my suite suite rows,
Wheel flea together in corn rose,
I am your mussel soleful night,
Who byes you flours every knight.

Let’s sing suite...

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They are marching in a row around the lake
Witch, bat and ghost with nothing at stake
They laugh and sing and skip along
Singing an October Halloween...

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Goofy Woofy Halloween totem is sitting proudly.
Gawkers are making comments, some rather loudly.
A few make fun of the animals, as they look funny.
I am not...

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We went up our Grandma Eleanor’s walk
To yell trick-or-treat when a crow gave a squawk
We could not believe how black it was, it gave me...

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I mean, who really needs a morning alarm clock
When there's a glass of water on an ill placed shelf
You inched it closer to the edge...

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I stroll into the bar one night, pausing at the door
I smooth these luscious locks back, start to strut my stuff
I see all the ladies...

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Come one and all, IT'S HALLOWEEN
WHOOP!
I sent Freddy to invite you to a bash
I see he's told you of it, sight unseen. 
With a wicked...

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Climb and jump trees, thou fish. 
Swim with your fins, thou monkey. 
Is a great fun to have such wish! 
How time turned up risk...

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A homeless man looks funny
I surely won't admit it
I see him holding cardboard up
and say he's blessed to fit it

But really say a God to...

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We've been thinking how Crayolas come in a box
Because we hear they've been compared to a lummox
That's a funny thought, a mystery, and a flummox,
But...

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