Funny Quatrain Poems

Dasher and Dancer yelled midair
and said to Santa, “We can't fly!
Earth satellites have made a snare
of wireless currents in the sky!”

Then Santa answered, “Use plan...

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Why do politicians lie
And our wallets deftly pry,
Puff and bluster all the time
Their intent to cheat sublime.

Are we dumb or just naive
Of that talent to...

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Trying to remind myself that I'm safe 
knowing I'm on the verge of crashing 
traumatic events forced upon my space 
terrorist threats identity fraud blinding...

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rainbows at night
crashing waves in the sky
hearing by sight
as elephants float by

upside down lightning
and blue whale size mice
a cute teddy that’s frightening
rolls a one sided...

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I have a plan
Yes it may be unconventional,
But as a fan
I assure you its success will be intentional.

Most of you may know me
My talent feted...

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The Mirror and The Donkey

Mirror, mirror, up on the wall.
My attitudes the best of all.
And if you want a real gas.
You can kiss my big...

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Kitty

Pet me pet me you know where,
upon my back, stroke my hair.
If you don’t I’ll give you a stare,
pet me pet me you know where.

By
Josehf...

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“I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.” Psalms 91:2, King James Version...

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Each December I begin to write down,
           my yearly New Years pledge;
   ...

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Madness, 
How nice they felt
To be free, 
From the dampness of humanity. 

They are plunged into a different universe
A free life of toils
A prodigal, 
Of...

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Oh, life was good, the days were sunny
Every taunt, every insult seemed funny,
I loved all my foes and friends to a fault
and ate my dessert...

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9/30/2023   


     I have heard this saying all of my life,
     There is just no...

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She flits around the room like a butterfly.
Gorgeous and vivacious that’s my girl going by.
All across the floor dress up clothes are strewn.
Like a butterfly...

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My love has passed away. What can I say?
I could tell so many stories from his life.
Things sad or funny. I could talk all day,
for...

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I've never seen a more comical face
than that of a giraffe begging for corn.
Its black tongue makes it look like a nut-case,
as its eyes stare...

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