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Funny Quatrain Poems

These Funny Quatrain poems are examples of Quatrain poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Quatrain Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member I've got Joe in hand - in Terry Fators voice
I have a plan
Yes it may be unconventional,
But as a fan
I assure you its success will be intentional.

Most of you may know me
My talent feted...

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Categories: celebrity, funny, humor, parody,

Premium Member The Mirror and The Donkey
The Mirror and The Donkey

Mirror, mirror, up on the wall.
My attitudes the best of all.
And if you want a real gas.
You can kiss my big...

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Categories: anger, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Kitty

Pet me pet me you know where,
upon my back, stroke my hair.
If you don’t I’ll give you a stare,
pet me pet me you know where.


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Categories: animal, cat, cute, fun,

“I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.” Psalms 91:2, King James Version...

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Categories: blessing, christian, faith, god,

Premium Member Funny New Years Resolutions

Each December I begin to write down,
           my yearly New Years pledge;

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Categories: introspection, new year,

A Mad Gender
How nice they felt
To be free, 
From the dampness of humanity. 

They are plunged into a different universe
A free life of toils
A prodigal, 

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Categories: allusion, discrimination, freedom,

State of Affairs
Oh, life was good, the days were sunny
Every taunt, every insult seemed funny,
I loved all my foes and friends to a fault
and ate my dessert...

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Categories: life, world,

Premium Member That Act Your Age Nonsense

     I have heard this saying all of my life,
     There is just no...

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Categories: age, funny,

Premium Member Vivacious
She flits around the room like a butterfly.
Gorgeous and vivacious that’s my girl going by.
All across the floor dress up clothes are strewn.
Like a butterfly...

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Categories: giggle, girl,

Premium Member When Doves Cry
My love has passed away. What can I say?
I could tell so many stories from his life.
Things sad or funny. I could talk all day,

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Categories: death, eulogy,

Premium Member Conniving Giraffes
I've never seen a more comical face
than that of a giraffe begging for corn.
Its black tongue makes it look like a nut-case,
as its eyes stare...

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Categories: africa, animal, car, care,

Premium Member They Know Who
They Know Who
(Has The Money)
By: Miracle Man

I’m long past the age where,
those younger, look past me as if I don’t exist.
Some even dare to stare,

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, humor, money,

Premium Member Patsy Pugglespuff
Sassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....

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Categories: crazy, endurance, fire, funny,

Premium Member Desanctimonius Jumps In - In Trump's Own Words
Little upstart, young showboat
Lots of bluster full of gloat,
Been there minutes, thinks he knows,
Blind ambition and it shows.

They say he's bright and tough to boot,

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Categories: funny, humor, leadership, parody,

Premium Member Whip-Poor-Will Entertains
The whip-poor-will entertains.
His song crisp and fresh today
His voice is not inhumane.
And leads my few thoughts astray.

Running was the Bovidae
Outside my open window.
So, I could...

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Categories: bird, funny, nature,

Book: Reflection on the Important Things