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Poetry/Quatrain/Funny New Years Resolutions
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All Rights Reserved, 2023, Constance La France

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Each December I begin to write down, my yearly New Years pledge; each year that list seems to have grown, oh, its very windy on this high ledge ! For I know all the pledges will not work, just like they failed before; I swear, I write them from my heart, why not just get the old list from the drawer ! So this time I am writing just for fun- will not use a bank ATM; one day I tried five- for a $40 sum, it left me in a breakdown of mayhem ! Will not buy from Facebook's Market Place, saw an item wanted; I must pick up- what a wild chase, at last found it but the house looked haunted ! Will not eat pizza, cheese, peanut butter, 'cause this stuff makes me sick; feeling like I ate a crater ... I know that these simple pledges will stick !

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Unseeking Seeker

Date: 12/20/2023 9:01:00 PM

So entertaining! :)

Constance La France
Date: 12/20/2023 10:12:00 PM

Seeker, thank you so much for the comment, blessings

Eve Roper

Date: 12/15/2023 7:49:00 PM

Great poem, Constance, I am not a funny person, but I will give it a try . May you have a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year. Many Hugs my friend.

Constance La France
Date: 12/16/2023 12:24:00 PM

Eve, thank you so much for the compliment, I am not very funny either. What I love most about this poem is the image, blessings

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 12/14/2023 8:23:00 AM

Love this New Year Resolutions, Dear Constance, the promises which are realistic, and not too difficult to keep. We all have these little addictions - to pizza, to chocolate, or to Coke! Let's hope 2024 will be a great year for us with good health - physical and emotional. Your poems are brilliant, Dear Poetess, I read many times to be inspired! Love and Hugs ~

Constance La France
Date: 12/14/2023 10:46:00 AM

Mala, thank you so much for the nice comment, compliment, blessing

Ink Empress

Date: 12/13/2023 10:21:00 PM

I love this and i can resonate so deeply,.. so many times we write resolutions and everytime we enter a new year it feels like we are repeating ourselves over and over again. I love the opening and also the last lines you always nail them, whatever you may write dear constance. I admire that. Sending you light always. Pleasure reading your work

Constance La France
Date: 12/14/2023 10:48:00 AM

Ink, thank you so much for the comment and compliment, blessings

Valsa George

Date: 12/13/2023 9:58:00 PM

'Will not eat pizza, cheese, peanut butter, 'cause this stuff makes me sick; feeling like I ate a crater" ...! This is exactly how I too feel when eating fast food with too much of cheese like burgers and pizza. Enjoyed much the humorous tone of your New Year Resolutions.

Constance La France
Date: 12/14/2023 10:50:00 AM

Valsa, thank you so much for the comment and for sharing, blessing

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/13/2023 6:40:00 PM

I love your write/I love the fun cat picture. Good Luck... Have a blessed day writing away..........