Pulling Your Leg Poems - Poems about Pulling Your Leg

...Was the new grave pulling his leg, shaking the particles on edge, using green wind so close to ledge, an open invite without hedge? Was the voice, down under, his own? Could it levitate, draw ......

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..."Another of my quantum features of simplifying a complexity by eliminating delusions and the typical brush off of facts because of ones inabilities to warrant an explanative worthy to stand o......

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...I was walking on the street Some water splashed on my feet. It was a pool, Wow! It looked so cool. I changed into my swimming suit, And dove into the pool. Playing in the water, Suddenly I f......

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...What with vainglory, vanity’s wan pride, I once asked my ego what makes it go: He said: I’m not on a vainglorious ride, Nor does hollow arrogance make me blow, Vanity’s just the vehicle for m......

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...We're talking to each other We are under the covers We're just chatting Although it feels like we're lovers We're not at the same place Though it does not matter We're just talking online Ye......

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...CUPID Free Verse Hello Cupid, how are you? Did you bring your bow and arrow? How is the mischievous and winged child of love? Be careful as you pierce one's heart to fall in love. Please ......

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...Gran glared at the general. ‘So tell me where we’re at What’s a chicken got to do with me and Nitro Cat?’ ‘That chicken,’ said the general, ‘has laid a special egg It’s got a micro chip in it, I’m......

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...“I apologize for any offense I have given to your wife,” DynDoeth. DynDoeth just smiled. Joulupukki, after listening quietly since the meal began, spoke up. “Seileach, Ceridfen has a wicked s......

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...AM I MY BROTHER’S KEEPER if the one issue is murder, murder’s number one, let’s ignore “the truth” “put on this blindfold listen to my soothing words. i’m your mama. no, i’m not pulling yo......

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...A brawl started at Walmart today Some short of mask debate Her boyfriend was clowning around Told her this sports cup was mandatory She fell for it and became a clown Not knowing he was pulling ......

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...April is here Spring is getting kicked in the next gear Leaving is winter basically a whimper Giving way to life’s beautiful day Like the New Testament said The cold of sin is dead Starte......

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...There once was a knotty couple She had an eye made out of wood He was as fine as finished pine As was one leg, on which he stood! They met in a park one morning He walking with a cane, plop, p......

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...Cooking comes very naturally to me Why I can boil water and even pour tea Ask me to toss salad and, whoosh--one, two, three Your basic veggies, topped with beer nuts and provolone cheeze* ......

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... You keep colorfully saying those hateful things to me, repeatedly all the time Then you say that you didn’t mean it You was just funning Pulling my leg with your teeth That sabert......

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...jokingly i told her i'd start at her toes no matter which foot as a matter of fact her left little toe is a little weird like mine like most folks but then these aren't just anyone'......

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