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Pulling Your Leg Poems - Poems about Pulling Your Leg

Pulling Your Leg Poems - Examples of all types of poems about pulling your leg to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for pulling your leg.
I once asked my ego what makes it go
...What with vainglory vanity and pride, I once asked my ego what makes it go: It’s not me who’s on a vainglorious ride, Nor arrogance a gas that makes me blow, And vanity the vehicle that I use......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, self,
Form: Sonnet



We'Re Just Friends
...We're talking to each other We are under the covers We're just chatting Although it feels like we're lovers We're not at the same place Though it does not matter We're just talking online Ye......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, beautiful, best friend, feelings,
Form: Rhyme
Cupid
...CUPID Free Verse Hello Cupid, how are you? Did you bring your bow and arrow? How is the mischievous and winged child of love? Be careful as you pierce one's heart to fall in love. Please ......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, art, beauty, cute love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ice Cream Gran 8 - Journey To the Centre of the Oeuf
...Gran glared at the general. ‘So tell me where we’re at What’s a chicken got to do with me and Nitro Cat?’ ‘That chicken,’ said the general, ‘has laid a special egg It’s got a micro chip in it, I’m......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, fantasy, grandmother, hero,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 44
...“I apologize for any offense I have given to your wife,” DynDoeth. DynDoeth just smiled. Joulupukki, after listening quietly since the meal began, spoke up. “Seileach, Ceridfen has a wicked s......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, christmas, fairy,
Form: Epic



Premium Member Am I My Brothers Keeper
...AM I MY BROTHER’S KEEPER if the one issue is murder, murder’s number one, let’s ignore “the truth” “put on this blindfold listen to my soothing words. i’m your mama. no, i’m not pulling yo......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, abortion,
Form: Free verse
Cup of Tears
...A brawl started at Walmart today Some short of mask debate Her boyfriend was clowning around Told her this sports cup was mandatory She fell for it and became a clown Not knowing he was pulling ......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lure Em In
...April is here Spring is getting kicked in the next gear Leaving is winter basically a whimper Giving way to life’s beautiful day Like the New Testament said The cold of sin is dead Starte......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, bible, business, faith, fishing,
Form: Rhyme
A Knotty Couple
...There once was a knotty couple She had an eye made out of wood He was as fine as finished pine As was one leg, on which he stood! They met in a park one morning He walking with a cane, plop, p......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, friendship, imagery, love, perspective,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Cooking Comes Naturally To Me
...Cooking comes very naturally to me Why I can boil water and even pour tea Ask me to toss salad and, whoosh--one, two, three Your basic veggies, topped with beer nuts and provolone cheeze* ......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, confidence, food, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Just Funning
... You keep colorfully saying those hateful things to me, repeatedly all the time Then you say that you didn’t mean it You was just funning Pulling my leg with your teeth That sabert......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, allusion, hate, psychological, truth,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Pulling Her Leg
...jokingly i told her i'd start at her toes no matter which foot as a matter of fact her left little toe is a little weird like mine like most folks but then these aren't just anyone'......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member A Spicy Story
...One afternoon with Ginger and Basil we met an old sage whose voice was quite nasal He told us our lives were in need of some spice which got me to thinking of my favorite rice So my two f......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, humorous, nonsense, word play,
Form: Light Verse
What the Hell Are They Thinking
...The grand, half-ruined Parthenon, once a sublime, Doric grace, Even now, in broken, stone blocks, always takes my breath away. The rich, classical detail, fluted columns without plinths, to ima......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, appreciation, art, city, creation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Random Excerpts From Ice In My Eyes, Smoke In Yours - a Novel
..."Hey, you philosophysing Hindu. Give me a break, Buddy. I was just pulling your leg. [...] I want the rest of the story. Really, I mean it.” Theson said nothing. [...] “I can see you’re mad at me.......Read the rest...
Categories: pulling your leg, fantasy, growing up, lost,
Form: Free verse

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